Cosmo
Teddy Duchamp's Army Lyrics


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I'm labeled
A smoker,
A drinker,
Drug addict,
Dirt bag,
White trash,
A redneck,
A street bum,
And a whore.

What kind of names do you have left?
Because I'd like to buy them all.

Let's categorize some more
And not hang out with them.
They'll definitly ruin our status
As "cooler than shit."

I'm indie,
I'm emo,
I'm straight edge,
And I'm hardcore.
I'm PC,
Anarchy,
WASTED, WASTED, WASTED.

What kind of names do you have now?
Because I'd like to burn them all.





What gives you the right to label what I do?

Overall Meaning

The song "Cosmo" by Teddy Duchamp's Army is a criticism of society's tendency to label people based on various characteristics. The lyrics list a range of derogatory labels such as "smoker," "drinker," "drug addict," "dirt bag," "white trash," "redneck," "street bum," and "whore," before questioning what kind of names are left. The singer expresses a desire to buy them all and categorizes himself into different groups like "indie," "emo," "straight edge," "hardcore," "PC," and "anarchy." The song then questions society's right to label what the singer does.


The song is a commentary on how people are judged by others based on superficial characteristics. The use of various derogatory labels reflects how society divides people into different groups based on their race, gender, socioeconomic status, and lifestyle choices. The line "Let's categorize some more and not hang out with them" highlights how people tend to judge others and separate themselves from those who are perceived as different. The lyrics also critique the idea of being "cooler than shit," which highlights a societal obsession with social status and superficial appearances.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm labeled
People have judged me based on my actions and given me various negative labels.


A smoker, A drinker, Drug addict, Dirt bag, White trash, A redneck, A street bum, And a whore.
These are some of the labels I have received from those who judge me.


What kind of names do you have left? Because I'd like to buy them all.
I've been given so many negative labels, I'm curious to know what other names people have to call me so I can buy them all and own them.


Let's categorize some more And not hang out with them. They'll definitly ruin our status As 'cooler than shit.'
Instead of trying to befriend people who have been labeled negatively, let's continue to label them and avoid them so we can maintain our cool status.


I'm indie, I'm emo, I'm straight edge, And I'm hardcore. I'm PC, Anarchy, WASTED, WASTED, WASTED.
These are some of the other labels I identify with - some may be seen as positive or negative depending on who you ask.


What kind of names do you have now? Because I'd like to burn them all.
Having identified with various labels, I want to destroy any other names people try to call me.


What gives you the right to label what I do?
Why do you think you have the authority to judge me and assign labels to who I am based on some of my actions?




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