Girls
The Beastie Boys Lyrics

Girls, all I really want is girls
The singer wants girls, that's all he wants

And in the morning it's girls
He wants girls in the morning

'Cause in the evening it's girls
He wants girls in the evening

I like the way that they walk
He likes the way girls walk

And it's chilly to hear them talk
He likes the sound of girls' voices

And I can always make them smile
He can make girls smile

From White Castle to the Nile
He likes girls from all over

Back in the day
The story he is about to tell happened in the past

There was this girl around the way
There was a girl nearby

She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
She liked one of the singer's friends

He said he would not give her play
The friend said he wasn't interested in her

I asked him, please?, he said, you may
The singer asked if he could try and pursue her, and the friend allowed it

Her pants were tight and that's O.K.
The singer thought the girl was attractive despite her clothes being tight

If she would dance, I would D.J.
The singer would play music for the girl if she danced

We took a walk down to the bay
The singer and the girl went for a walk by the water

I hope she'll say,
The singer hopes the girl will say the next line

Hey me and you should hit the hay
The singer hopes the girl will suggest they have sex

I asked her out, she said, no way
The girl turned down the singer's date proposal

I should of probably guessed their gay
The singer thinks the girl is a lesbian

So I broke north with no delay
The singer left without hesitation

I heard she moved real far away
The girl moved far away

That was two years ago this May
It has been two years since the incident

I seen her just the other day
The singer saw the girl recently

Jockin' Mike D. To my dismay
The girl was showing interest in another guy, Mike D, which made the singer upset

Girls, to do the dishes
The singer wants girls to do household chores

Girls, to clean up my room
The singer wants girls to clean his room

Girls, to do the laundry
The singer wants girls to do his laundry

Girls, and in the bathroom
The singer wants girls to be in the bathroom with him

Girls, that's all I really want is girls
The singer really wants girls

Two at a time, I want girls
The singer wants more than one girl at a time

With new wave hairdos, I want girls
The singer likes girls with new wave hairstyles

I ought to whip out my,
The singer is about to make a vulgar statement

Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
The singer really, really wants girls

Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls
Still, all he wants is girls

Girls, girls, girls, girls, yeah
Girls, girls, girls, indeed