Son-in-Law
The Blossoms Lyrics


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I'm the mother-in-law
I sure am mad
The things said about me
Have all been bad
All he did was
Make my daughter sad
My no good son-in-law
He's gone all night
And he's got no job
Won't comb his hair
He's such a slob
Could find him on the corner
With the rest of the mob
My no good son-in-law

He sees another woman on the sly
When he said he loved
My daughter, how he lied
He's got no money or anything
Now the other day, he even
Hocked her wedding ring

He eats so much
That we've got no food
He's got no friends
Cause he's so rude
I just can't stand his attitude
My no good son-in-law

He sees another woman on the sly
When he said he loved
My daughter, how he lied
He's got no money or anything
The other day, he even
Hocked her wedding ring

He eats so much
That we've got no food
He's got no friends
Cause he's so rude
I just can't stand his attitude
My no good son-in-law

That bum
(That no good son-in-law)
Better find a job
(That no good son-in-law)
Can't see why she ever married me
(That no good son-in-law)




She oughta put him out, that's what
(That no good son-in-law)

Overall Meaning

The Blossoms' "Son-in-Law" is a humorous take on the concept of troublesome in-laws. Narrated from the perspective of a frustrated mother-in-law, the song lists a number of grievances with her daughter's husband. The central thesis is one of disappointment: "All he did was make my daughter sad." The mother-in-law is resentful of her son-in-law, who is supposedly unemployed, uncleanly, and a cheat. She insinuates that he is involved with other women and is so lacking in resources that he has been driven to pawn her daughter's wedding ring.


The lyrics are quite straightforward - the mother-in-law disdains her son-in-law for his supposed intellectual, financial, and moral shortcomings. The repetition of the melody underscores her displeasure with his behavior. However, the song's absurdity is also part of its comedic charm. The Blossoms' tongue-in-cheek tone appears to recognize that the song's flaws are often universal among in-laws.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm the mother-in-law
As the mother of his wife, I have a lot of issues with my son-in-law.


I sure am mad
I'm really angry and upset about the way my son-in-law has treated my daughter and our family.


The things said about me
There have been negative rumors or gossip about me that have been spread around.


Have all been bad
These rumors or gossip are not positive and are rather hurtful.


All he did was
He caused my daughter pain and distress without any valid reason or justification.


Make my daughter sad
He made my daughter feel terrible, upset, and unhappy about herself and her life.


My no good son-in-law
I don't think highly of my son-in-law and have many negative judgments about him as a person.


He's gone all night
He is frequently absent from home, often for long periods of time or during odd hours.


And he's got no job
He doesn't have a steady source of income, a career, or a clear sense of responsibility.


Won't comb his hair
He neglects his personal hygiene and grooming habits, such as hair care.


He's such a slob
He's very messy, disorganized, and untidy in his appearance, lifestyle, and living environment.


Could find him on the corner
He could be found loitering or hanging out in shady, sketchy locations or with questionable groups of people.


With the rest of the mob
He associates with unsavory, suspicious, and possibly criminal elements of society.


He sees another woman on the sly
He is cheating on my daughter by having secret affairs with other women without her knowledge or consent.


When he said he loved
He made false promises or declarations of love to my daughter just to manipulate or deceive her.


My daughter, how he lied
He has been dishonest, deceitful, and unfaithful to my daughter, who trusted him and believed in him.


He's got no money or anything
He is financially unstable, struggling, or incapable of providing for himself or his family.


Now the other day, he even
Recently, he did something extremely irresponsible, reckless, or detrimental to his wife and our family.


Hocked her wedding ring
He pawned or sold his wife's wedding ring, which is a valuable, sentimental, and cherished item of hers.


He eats so much
He consumes an excessive and unhealthy amount of food, possibly causing financial strain or scarcity for others.


That we've got no food
Because of his overeating, there isn't enough food left for others, causing them to go hungry or suffer.


He's got no friends
He has no social support, companionship, or relationships outside of his marriage, due to his unpleasant personality and behavior.


Cause he's so rude
He behaves in an impolite, offensive, or disrespectful manner toward others, pushing them away and causing them to dislike him.


I just can't stand his attitude
I really dislike, resent, and disapprove of his overall demeanor, outlook, and behavior.


That bum
He is a lazy, worthless, and unsatisfactory person in my eyes.


(That no good son-in-law)
I continue to express my negative feelings toward him and my disappointment about his actions and character.


Better find a job
He should prioritize and find a steady, legitimate source of employment, to provide for himself and his family financially.


Can't see why she ever married me
I question why my daughter chose to marry him in the first place, as he doesn't seem to possess any redeeming qualities or merits.


She oughta put him out, that's what
I think my daughter should divorce or leave him, since he has caused her so much pain, hardship, and unhappiness.




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Comments from YouTube:

@sauquoit13456

On this day in 1961 {May 8th} two completely differnet records titled "Son-In-Law" entered Billboard's Hot Top 100... Louise Brown's song peaked at #76 while the Blossoms song reached #79... Both records were 'answers' to Ernie K-Doe's "Mother-In-Law", which peaked at #1 {for 1 week} earlier in 1961... Mr. K-Doe also reached #1 {for 5 weeks} in Billboard's R&B chart... Sadly; Mr. K-Doe passed away on July 5th, 2001 at age 65...

@samtwinney627

I’m lucky to have this 45RPM, thanks for posting.

@ohitbe3616

What my mother in law hears in her head everytime she sees me.

@1lenny

Great,I feel like I'm invited to your wedding...lol. I'm glad you enjoyed the song.Thanks for commenting :-)

@kimking8590

in my family and my future hubbys we all joke.so this will so be the song my mom and him dance too.lol everyone will think its funny.

@paulluchter137

R.I.P. Annette Williams

@Finkanslig

From 1961. Orig. on Challenge 9109, flip side is I'll Wait. @MotownMaster, maybe Fanita (Barrett) James is lead. (Fanita’s brother, Ronald Barrett, was in the Don Julian & The Meadowlarks Doo Wop group - had the local hit Heaven and Paradise, FEB ’55.) One thing is certain: The Blossoms’ lead - Darlene Wright - sit out Son-In-Law; her sub is unknown. For this reason, Challenge Records issued it as being by ‘The Co-Eds’. Later on Darlene was known as that one and only Darlene Love! :I:

@MotownMaster

is this Fanita on lead?

@KingOFuh

Hilario

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