Witch Hunt
The Department of Darkness Lyrics

Joe was the top guy on a Man Show
Joe was the most influential figure on a popular show that targeted male viewers.

A comic on the radio, a boatload of fan bros
Joe had a successful career as a comedian on the radio, gaining a large following of enthusiastic male fans.

Listened for opinions they could pick up
His fans eagerly absorbed his viewpoints and opinions.

When he said that PC culture's On a witch hunt
Joe claimed that the trend of political correctness was unfairly targeting certain individuals as if hunting for witches.

Bitch, what? Aww #Metoo's got you blue?
Are you feeling upset because the #Metoo movement has exposed your questionable actions?

Lay down as the woman I'm gonna cater to you
Prepare yourself as I, a woman, dominate and control you.

Your wood is important relax: decompress
Your masculinity is significant, so unwind and release any tension or stress.

As I tie you up as a place This giant board on your chest
I will restrain you by affixing a heavy board to your chest, restricting your movement and overpowering you.

This weight on my shoulders? Can you handle it?
Do you think you can bear the burden and responsibility that I carry?

Let it all fall down cause I wanna keep you grounded
Let everything collapse because I want you to face reality and remain humble.

All my heavy shit press down On your vital organs
My oppressive actions weigh heavily on your emotional and physical well-being.

This weight cracks your bones til You scream 'No more man'
The pressure becomes unbearable, causing your bones to break and forcing you to beg for mercy.

Good boy! I see your tongue wag And your eyes bug out you're breathless
Well done! I observe your submissive behavior and your shocked expression as you struggle to breathe.

Goodnight baby and all my witches Hunting fuckboys down we're flipping The script yeah
Goodnight, my dear, and to all my fellow empowered women. We are actively seeking out arrogant men and turning the tables on them.

Double, double, toil and trouble As the fire rises, blood will boil and bubble
The witches conjure a cauldron of chaos and mayhem that intensifies as anger and tension grow.

The blue moon eclipse is high And under it's light the witches are coming They're going hunting tonight
During the rare blue moon eclipse, the witches emerge and embark on their quest to find and punish their targets.

You have summoned up a coven of them, boy You're in trouble you can cry
Your actions have attracted a group of powerful witches, and now you are in deep trouble - a situation that might lead you to shed tears.

You can try to hide or run underground But the witches are coming out They're hunting you down
Even if you attempt to conceal yourself or go into hiding, the witches will find you and relentlessly pursue your downfall.

Liam was a movie star on the A-list Beloved by all Considered one of the greatest
Liam was a highly regarded and adored movie star, recognized as one of the best in the industry.

But on a press tour stop He pulled a sick stunt When he said the #metoo movement Is a witch hunt
However, during a press tour, Liam caused controversy by claiming that the #Metoo movement was unfairly targeting individuals, likening it to a witch hunt.

Bitch, what? How dare you claim These girls pain is a fallacy
How dare you suggest that the pain experienced by these women is false or exaggerated?

Actually having the audacity to Name this Blasphemy
In fact, you have the nerve to label their experiences as something disrespectful and sacrilegious.

Tragedy and savagery happened In women's history you a bitch to me
Numerous tragic and horrific events have occurred throughout history, primarily affecting women. Your ignorance makes you despicable in my eyes.

We're switching shit up in this century
We are instigating a significant change in societal norms and challenging the established order in this era.

Who am I, oh you insist? Bring ya dumbass here I'll show you how I lived
If you're curious about who I am and what I stand for, come closer, and I will demonstrate how I have experienced life.

Tie you to this rock Piercing thru ya skin and limbs Say bye to ya kids Hurl you off the sixth st bridge
I will bind you tightly to a rock, puncturing your flesh and limbs. You will bid farewell to your children as I throw you off the sixth street bridge.

I am tired of this shit
I have reached a point of exhaustion and frustration with these unjust circumstances.

Y'all have summoned a bunch of us Mother fuckas in trouble
You all have inadvertently brought together a group of angry and powerful individuals, resulting in severe consequences for you.

I swear y'all talk mad with no consequence Let's see how bad y'all get
You all often make bold claims without considering the potential repercussions. Now it is time for you to experience just how severe those consequences can be.

Facing the wrath of a witch
Prepare yourself to face the fury and vengeance of a witch.

Donnie was the CEO of America Beleaguered by scandals
Donnie, referring to Donald Trump, held the position of the president of the United States. However, his presidency was plagued by numerous controversies.

He'd just deny and disparage them With each day's bombshell, he'd whip up A tweet to save face with his Base and blame a witch hunt
Whenever a scandal surfaced, Donald Trump would vehemently deny the allegations and discredit those involved. Through his frequent and inflammatory tweets, he attempted to maintain support from his voter base by scapegoating the situation as a witch hunt.

Bitch, what? American citizens gather around Your disgrace of a POTUS
How dare you, as American citizens, defend and support such a disgraceful President of the United States.

Camera lenses from every state put His face into focus
The media from all across the country closely scrutinized his every move and expression.

And witness a witch's way to Serve him his fate I bet the ratings will be great
They observed how the witches strategized to deliver the President's deserved punishment. The media anticipated high viewership ratings due to the scandalous events.

As he's burned at the stake
Metaphorically, the witches orchestrated a plan to publicly humiliate and destroy the President, symbolically burning him at the stake.

We got the flames to roast him Hotter than the correspondent's dinner
The witches possess the means to subject him to intense criticism and humiliation, surpassing even the level of scrutiny faced at high-profile dinners attended by the media.

If you thought his skin was thin? It's about to get thinner
If you believed his ability to handle criticism was weak before, be prepared for an even more fragile response from him.

So gather up the kindling Ring around the rosie, He's in high demand
Bring together the necessary materials to start the fire. Circulate around him, mocking and encircling him, as he becomes a popular target of public attention.

Tie a whole lot of rope around his tiny hands
Metaphorically restrict his influence and power by metaphorically tying a significant amount of rope around his small hands.

The imminent incineration will Be instrumental in proving his innocence
The forthcoming process of burning him alive will symbolize a test to determine his innocence or guilt.

But if he's a sinner the tinder will Immolate him like they do in Leviticus
If he is found guilty of wrongdoings, the ignited tinder will completely consume him, like the burning sacrifices described in the biblical Leviticus.

Listen to the sizzle we're Crisping the skin of The pig as we set him ablaze
Pay attention to the sound of his burning flesh as we scorch the skin of this pig while lighting him on fire.

And take with him ALL Religious extremists and bigots Making America great
As he faces his downfall, we will also eradicate all forms of religious extremism and bigotry, contributing to the improvement and greatness of America.