Join Us
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Cast Lyrics
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To die!
Sorry to interrupt
But we got bones to pluck
The time for chaos is long past overdue
Death isn′t optional
In fact it's optimal
And now we go through you
We tried to convince you
In soliloquy
But now we′ll kill you
With more than harmony!
Just die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is!
Here's how it's gonna go
We′re gonna kick your ass
And then we′re gonna
Fucking kick your ass
We're gonna puke all that goo
Into your mouth where your food
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced
It′s a death-like process that you gotta see
Ahhhhh
Your own body
Is your front row seat
To die!
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us and
Punch it!
Squeeze it!
Crush it!
Kill it!
Ride it!
Drag it!
Wind it up
Kick its nuts!
Here's how it′s gonna go—
The lyrics to "Join Us" from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Cast are a call to action for the singer to join the "musical" characters in their quest for chaos and death. They interrupt his soliloquy, which is a moment of personal reflection, to tell him that it's time for him to die because death is not optional but optimal. They offer him the chance to join them and die as they plan to kick his ass (which they promise to do twice), infuse him with their goo, and renew his cells through a death-like process. They then encourage him to punch it, squeeze it, crush it, kill it, ride it, drag it, wind it up, and kick its nuts.
The song uses death as a metaphor for the singer's transformation to become more like the musical characters. It suggests that he needs to die to his old self to join them, and that the process will be painful, but ultimately rewarding. The lyrics also touch on themes of chaos, rebellion, and even cult mentality as the characters pressure the singer to join them with the repeated chant of "Join us and die."
Line by Line Meaning
It is time
To die!
We have arrived at the right moment to kill you!
Sorry to interrupt
But we got bones to pluck
We have some unfinished business with you, so we apologize for the interruption.
The time for chaos is long past overdue
Death isn′t optional
In fact it's optimal
Your time is up
And now we go through you
We have been waiting for chaos for a long time, and death is not a mere option, but a better choice for you. We have no more time to waste, and we will deal with you with finality.
We tried to convince you
In soliloquy
But now we′ll kill you
With more than harmony!
Just die
We have talked to you many times, but we see that you are not willing to change. Therefore, we will now use more violent means to make you realize the truth. So, just die!
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
We are asking you to be with us and die together, as we believe that death is the ultimate solution for humanity.
All you gotta do is
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is!
We are making it easier for you by asking you to join us first and then die, which means you don't have to worry about anything. You only have to follow our lead, and we will take care of the rest.
Here's how it's gonna go
We′re gonna kick your ass
And then we′re gonna
Fucking kick your ass
This is how we plan to deal with you. We will first kick your ass and then fucking kick it, which means we will make sure that you suffer till the end.
We're gonna puke all that goo
Into your mouth where your food
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced
It′s a death-like process that you gotta see
Ahhhhh
We will force you to swallow some weird stuff, and it will give you a different kind of energy that you have never experienced before. It's like a process of resurrection, and you will have to see it for yourself to understand.
Your own body
Is your front row seat
To die!
Your body is the only thing you have, and you will see it as we destroy it completely! You'll have a front-row seat to your own death!
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
We want you to be a part of our cause, which is to die for something that we believe in. Therefore, come and join us as we move towards our ultimate goal.
All you gotta do is
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us and
Punch it!
Squeeze it!
Crush it!
Kill it!
Ride it!
Drag it!
Wind it up
Kick its nuts!
Here's how it′s gonna go—
Join us, and we will guide you through the process. Punch it, squeeze it, crush it, kill it, ride it, drag it, wind it up, kick its nuts! This is how the process is going to go, so just follow our lead and trust us completely.
Writer(s): Jeff Blim
Contributed by Peyton E. Suggest a correction in the comments below.