Mrs. Crandall's Boardinghouse
The Irish Rovers Lyrics


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In the boarding house I live in, Everything was growing old;
Silver threads among the butter, And the cheese was green with mold.
When the dog died we had sausages; When the cat died catnip tea.
When the landlord died I left there, Spareribs were too much for me.

Oh my Dear Missus Crandall, I think I like you a lot;
I live in your house, Quiet as a mouse,
Some day you'll be caught.

Girls can never change their nature,
It is well beyond their reach;
Missus Crandall is a lemon, She can never be a peach
But the law of compensation is the one I always preach;
You can always squeeze a lemon, Have you tried to squeeze a peach?

Oh my Dear Missus Crandall, I think I like you a lot;
I live in your house, Quiet as a mouse,
Some day you'll be caught.

My train was in the station, I was rushing full of care;
But I stepped on her cat and stumbled, And fell headlong down the stairs.
Missus Crandall came up to me, "Did you miss a step, me son?"
"No,"My dear landlady, I hit every bloomin' one

Oh my Dear Missus Crandall, I think I like you a lot;




I live in your house, Quiet as a mouse,
Some day you'll be caught.

Overall Meaning

The Irish Rovers's song, "Mrs. Crandall's Boarding House," is a humorous depiction of life in a rundown, dilapidated boarding house. The singer describes how everything in the boarding house is old and decaying, from the butter with silver threads to the green-mold cheese. When the dog dies, they eat sausages, while the cat's demise results in catnip tea. But the last straw is when the landlord dies, and the singer leaves because the spareribs are too much for them.


The second half of the song focuses on the singer's relationship with the manager of the boarding house, Mrs. Crandall. Though the singer likes her, they believe that she cannot be compared to a peach, only to a lemon. However, the singer preaches the law of compensation, stating that one can always squeeze a lemon and suggests trying to squeeze a peach. The song ends with the singer recounting a humorous incident where they trip on Mrs. Crandall's cat and fall down the stairs.


Overall, the song is a light-hearted, comical take on living in a questionable boarding house and the relationships formed within it.


Line by Line Meaning

In the boarding house I live in, Everything was growing old;
The singer resides in a dilapidated boarding house where all the amenities are getting old and worn out.


Silver threads among the butter, And the cheese was green with mold.
The quality of food is also declining, as evidenced by moldy cheese and butter with silver threads of mold.


When the dog died we had sausages; When the cat died catnip tea.
Since the quality of food was so low, the residents resort to eating their pets as a source of protein.


When the landlord died I left there, Spareribs were too much for me.
The landlord's death was the last straw for the artist as it meant the only viable source of meat was gone, leaving only spareribs which were not appetizing enough to keep the artist there.


Oh my Dear Missus Crandall, I think I like you a lot;
The artist comically addresses the landlady, pretending to like her while secretly plotting something against her.


I live in your house, Quiet as a mouse,
The singer tries to blend in and be discreet while living in the boarding house.


Some day you'll be caught.
The singer hints at a plan to reveal something about the landlady.


Girls can never change their nature,
The artist makes a sexist comment about women's inability to change who they are at their core.


It is well beyond their reach;
The artist emphasizes that the aforementioned claim about women is absolute and immutable.


Missus Crandall is a lemon, She can never be a peach
The artist compares the landlady to a sour lemon, implying that she can never be anything more than that.


But the law of compensation is the one I always preach;
The singer acknowledges the concept of karma and retribution.


You can always squeeze a lemon, Have you tried to squeeze a peach?
The artist challenges the listener to try extracting juice out of a peach, implying that it isn't easy to change or improve something/someone inherently flawed.


My train was in the station, I was rushing full of care;
The singer urgently needed to get somewhere, perhaps to escape the boarding house.


But I stepped on her cat and stumbled, And fell headlong down the stairs.
The singer accidentally injures the landlady's cat and falls down the stairs.


Missus Crandall came up to me, "Did you miss a step, me son?"
The landlady sarcastically asks the singer if he had simply missed a step while falling down the stairs.


"No,"My dear landlady, I hit every bloomin' one
The artist responds sarcastically by saying that he hit every step on his way down.


Some day you'll be caught.
The artist says this again to hint at a plan to expose the landlady.




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Ian Burt


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