Donald Where's Your Troosers?
The Men They Couldn't Hang Lyrics


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Just got in from the Isle of Skye
I′m not very big and I'm awfully shy
The ladies shout as I go by
Donald where′s your troosers?

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go
And all the ladies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?

A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
I was afraid that I would fall
'Cause I didn′t have on my troosers

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go
And all the ladies say hello
Donald where′s your troosers?

They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man
Who doesn′t like wearing troosers.

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go
And all the ladies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?

To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn′t wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get afright
If they saw me in my troosers.

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go
And all the ladies say hello
Donald where′s your troosers?

Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with troosers.

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go




And all the ladies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?

Overall Meaning

The Men They Couldn't Hang's song "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" is a playful and humorous tune that celebrates Scottish pride and tradition. The song tells the story of a man named Donald who wears a kilt instead of trousers, much to the amusement of the ladies he meets. Donald is proud of his Scottish heritage and enjoys wearing the kilt, even when it is not practical. The lyrics mock the idea of conforming to societal norms and instead encourage individuality and uniqueness.


The chorus of the song, "Let the winds blow high, let the winds blow low, down the street in my kilt I go, and all the ladies say hello, Donald where's your troosers?" reinforces the idea that Donald is free to do what he wants, regardless of what others may think. The verses outline humorous scenarios in which Donald's lack of trousers causes problems, such as slipping on the dancefloor or catching a cold, but ultimately, he doesn't care because he's proud of his Scottish heritage and the kilt he wears.


Overall, "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" is a lighthearted celebration of Scottish pride and individuality. It encourages people to embrace their unique qualities and reject societal norms that may hold them back.


Line by Line Meaning

Just got in from the Isle of Skye
I have just arrived home from the Isle of Skye


I’m not very big and I’m awfully shy
I am not physically imposing and am quite bashful


The ladies shout as I go by/Donald where’s your troosers?
The women shout at me as I walk past wearing a kilt, asking where my trousers are


Let the winds blow high,/Let the winds blow low, /Down the street in my kilt I go/And all the ladies say hello/Donald where’s your troosers?
No matter the weather, I walk down the street in my kilt, greeted by women who ask me where my trousers are


A lady took me to a ball/And it was slippery in the hall/I was afraid that I would fall/'Cause I didn’t have on my troosers
I attended a ball with a woman and the floors were slippery; I was scared of falling because I wasn't wearing trousers


They’d like to wed me everyone/Just let them catch me if they can/You canna put the brakes on a highland man/Who doesn’t like wearing troosers.
Many women want to marry me but they won't be able to catch me as a proud Highland man who refuses to wear trousers


To wear the kilt is my delight,/It isn't wrong, I know it's right./The highlanders would get afright/If they saw me in my troosers.
Wearing a kilt is something that brings me joy and I know it's not wrong, but it would scare other Highlanders if they saw me in trousers


Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw/I had no handkerchief at all/So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,/Now you can't do that with troosers.
When I caught a cold and had no handkerchief, I lifted up my kilt to blow my nose; you can't do that with trousers on




Writer(s): Paul Simmonds (t), Phil Odgers (t), Jon Odgers (t), Henry Cush (t), Shanne Hasler, Paul Simmonds, Phil Odgers, Jon Odgers, Henry Cush

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