The Lion And The Unicorn
The Men They Couldn't Hang Lyrics


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Welcome friends from overseas
I'm your guide I aim to please
I know what you want from me
Sights and smiles and history
I'll take you down to the Underground
Tha's where the spirit of the Blitz is found
Hear those sirens over your head?
See that platform, thats your bed

(Chorus)
Who went mad, who drowned in drink?
Who's in a cage and who's extinct?
Who ended up in a uniform?
The Lion and The Unicorn

Here's the church there's the steeple
Open it up where are the people?
Thinking up ways to take your dough
By deal or scheme or unseen blow
Now out to the shires where the towns are quaint
We spruced them up with a coat of paint
That white paint don't cover up dirt
Bandages don't cover up hurt

(Chorus)

I'll tell you tales of kings and sailors
Puritans, outlaws, thieves and traitors
Show you round the land we made
Whisper something we betrayed
So where's the hope, where's the reason?
Poisoned by the years of treason
Where's the justice where's the grace?
Disappeared without a trace





(Chorus X2)

Overall Meaning

The Men They Couldn't Hang's "The Lion and The Unicorn" is a satirical commentary on Britain's history and society as seen from the perspective of a tour guide. The guide presents a sanitised version of the country, full of sights, smiles, and history that the tourists expect to see, but also takes them to the Underground where the spirit of the Blitz is found. The Underground was where Londoners took shelter during the German bombing raids of World War II, and the line "See that platform, that's your bed" is a reminder of the suffering and hardship that the British people endured during the war.


In the chorus, the guide asks a series of rhetorical questions that highlight the darker side of British history. Some people went mad, others drowned in drink, some ended up in a uniform, and some became extinct. The Lion and The Unicorn, symbols of the British monarchy, are also referenced, suggesting that even the most powerful figures in society are not immune to the negative consequences of history.


The second verse takes a critical look at the British church and the people who run it. While the guide presents the church as a place for people to come together, it is actually a place where people think up ways to take your money through deal or scheme or unseen blow. The shires, or rural areas of Britain, are also presented in a similar way, with the guide pointing out that the towns are quaint but that the white paint used to spruce them up doesn't cover up the dirt.


The final verse touches on a range of historical figures, from kings and sailors to outlaws and traitors. While the guide is eager to show off the land that the British people made, they also whisper something we betrayed. The questions "Where's the hope, where's the reason?" suggest a loss of faith in the country's ability to do better, with justice and grace having disappeared without a trace.


Line by Line Meaning

Welcome friends from overseas
Greetings to those who come from other lands


I'm your guide I aim to please
I'm your leader, and I want you to have a good time


I know what you want from me
I know what you expect from me as a guide


Sights and smiles and history
You want to see famous sights, take pleasant photos, and learn about the past


I'll take you down to the Underground
I'll bring you to the London Underground


Tha's where the spirit of the Blitz is found
That's where the memories and emotions of the London Blitz are present


Hear those sirens over your head?
Can you hear the sound of the emergency alarms above you?


See that platform, thats your bed
Your accommodations are a transport platform that was used as a shelter during the Blitz


Who went mad, who drowned in drink?
Who lost their mind, and who drank themselves to death?


Who's in a cage and who's extinct?
Who's imprisoned, and who doesn't exist anymore?


Who ended up in a uniform?
Who was drafted into service?


The Lion and The Unicorn
These are symbols representing Great Britain


Here's the church there's the steeple
This is the location of the church and its steeple


Open it up where are the people?
Why aren't there any people present?


Thinking up ways to take your dough
They're considering means of taking your money


By deal or scheme or unseen blow
They'll take it by way of a transaction, a ploy, or an unseen attack


Now out to the shires where the towns are quaint
Travel from the city to the rural villages where the atmosphere is charming


We spruced them up with a coat of paint
The towns were redesigned and renovated with a fresh coat of paint


That white paint don't cover up dirt
Despite the paint, the underlying problems still persist


Bandages don't cover up hurt
Just like a Band-Aid can't completely hide an injury


I'll tell you tales of kings and sailors
I'll narrate stories of monarchs and mariners


Puritans, outlaws, thieves and traitors
I'll also discuss the history of Puritans, criminals, and traitorous individuals


Show you round the land we made
I'll provide a tour of the country that we built


Whisper something we betrayed
I'll mention some instances where we committed an act of betrayal


So where's the hope, where's the reason?
So where's the optimism, where's the justification?


Poisoned by the years of treason
We've been negatively affected by years of betrayal


Where's the justice where's the grace?
Where's the fairness, where's the kindness?


Disappeared without a trace
They've vanished without a trace




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