Friend of Mine
The Notrious B.I.G Lyrics

Fuck the bitches, fuck all the stank-ass hoes, all my niggas know
Disregard women, all my male friends know it

Junior M.A.F.I.A. clique, Gucci Don, you know how we play
I am part of the Junior M.A.F.I.A. group and we play ruthlessly

Fuckin' scandalous-ass bitches; you know how it go, Gooch
I hate women who behave deceitfully, and my friend Gooch understands

I meet a bitch, fuck a bitch
I hook up with a woman just for sex

Next thing you know you fuckin' the bitch
It's easy to pass women around and have sex with them

You just pass it around and shit, pass the shit like a cold and shit
Women are treated as objects and passed around between men like they are worthless

Now when I'm fucking off gin I'm invincible
Alcohol makes me feel invincible and powerful

Don't love no ho, that's my principle
I don't have feelings for any woman

'Cause uh, bitches come (and uh) bitches go
Women come and go, they are easily replaceable

That's why I get my nut and I be out the fucking door
After having sex, I leave immediately without developing any attachment

You know they might be the one to set me up
I can't trust women because they may plot against me

Just in case the little fucker ends up misplaced
I carry guns to protect myself in case someone tries to attack me

I don't give a bitch enough to catch the bus
I don't care enough about any woman to even give her a ride

And when I see the semen I'm leaving
After having sex, I leave without any hesitation

Bitches be scheming, I kid you not
Women always have ulterior motives and plan behind my back

That's why I keep my windows locked and my Glock cocked
I am always alert and prepared to defend myself from any woman who tries to harm me

One ho said, "Big, why you so hard on us?
One woman asked why I am always so harsh and unforgiving towards women

Why you swear all bitches are so scandalous?"
She questioned why I label all women as deceitful and untrustworthy

Thug nigga until the end, tell a friend bitch
I will always be a violent gangster and will never change, tell that to another woman

'Cause when I like you, then you go and fuck my friend bitch
If I am ever emotionally attached to a woman, she always ends up having sex with one of my friends, which hurts me a lot

You know that ain't right, with a friend of mine
It's not right to have sex with my friend when I had feelings for you

You see, I don't sweat these hoes
I don't worry or care about women's feelings

I keep them in flavors like Timbos and Girbauds
I have a variety of women like the different styles of shoes and jeans

Bitches just like to play the merry-go (Yeah we know, drop the scenario)
Women always try to play games and act fake

It was me, Dee, the MPV
I was with my friend Dee in a car

The blunts and brew thang, knocking some Wu-tang
We were smoking weed and drinking beer, listening to Wu-tang Clan music

M-E-T-H-Oh shit, look at them lips and them hips on that bitch
We were singing Wu-tang Clan's song 'Method Man' and admiring the physical features of a woman passing by

Dee hit the dip, so I can drop my mackadocious shit
Dee left to give me space to talk to the woman and impress her with my smooth talking and flirting

Light the blunt clip, and recognize a pimp
I lit up a joint and thought highly of myself as a skilled seducer

Needless to speak, the G's obsolete
It's self-explanatory - gangsters are no longer relevant

Don't sleep, banged the skins in a week
Don't underestimate me, I can have sex with many women in just a week

On the creep up the avenue
I was on the prowl for women on the street

I seen her on the block, who she rapping to?
I saw a woman on the street and wondered who she had been talking to

That's my nigga Dee, damn he got G
I found out that the woman was with Dee, which angered me

Now she fucking him and fucking me, see
Dee and I both had sex with the same woman

Uh now I play her far like a moon play a star
I take a detached approach towards her, like the moon does with the stars

She still sweat me hard 'cause I'm a rap star
She still desires me because I am a famous rapper

I be cruising up the block, I be passing her
I drive past her without paying her any attention

Pimping hard with the female passenger
I am trying to impress another woman who is with me in the car

And the only time I call her to hang
I only reach out to her when I want to have sex with her

Is when me and Dee blunted up, pissy, scheming on a gang-bang
Dee and I were smoking weed and drinking alcohol, planning to have sex with her together

She should have used her intuition
She should have been smarter and more cautious

Then she wouldn't be classified in that position, listen
If she had been more careful, she wouldn't be in the situation she is in now

She's saying I dissed her 'cause I'm fucking her sister
She accuses me of mistreating her because I am having sex with her sister now

A message to the fellas, that really gets them pissed, uh
I am delivering a direct message to my male friends that angers them

But she started that fucking family
She is the one who initiated a sexual relationship with Dee and me

She fucked my man Dee, so why she mad at me? (True)
She had sex with Dee, so she has no reason to be mad at me for having sex with her too

Plus your sister look better than you
Her sister is more attractive than she is

Give head better than you, pussy get wetter than you
Her sister is better at oral sex and has a wetter vagina than she does

So break the fuck out like a rash
I want her to leave and never come back

I'm glad I ain't spend no cash to hit your nasty ass
I am relieved that I didn't have to spend any money on her

You know that ain't right, with a friend of mine
It's not right to have sex with my friend's sister, even after she had sex with me and my friend