Ol' MacDonald
The Rat Pack Lyrics

Ol' Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
The story begins by stating that there was a farmer named Mac Donald who owned a large farm.

And on this farm there was a chick, the prettiest chick I know
On this farm, there was a beautiful young lady that was admired by everyone who knew her.

With a little curve here and a little curve there
The young lady's body had curves in all the right places.

This chick, she had curves everywhere
The woman was extremely curvy, making her very appealing to the opposite sex.

And oh, this chick she had to walk, E-I-E-I-O
This lady walked with a sway in her hips that was very attractive to anyone who saw her.

And how this walk would drive 'em wild, swinging to and 'fro
Her walking style was so captivating that it drove people wild when they saw her moving with that perfect swing.

Man this chick had wiggles to spare
The woman had so many wiggles in her walk that she was never short of admirers.

When she went walking into town, E-I-E-I-O
Whenever this young lady walked into town, she became the center of attention because of her beauty and charm.

The local gentry popped their eyes, tarnation what a show
The people from the town were amazed by her beauty and could not take their eyes off her.

With a goldang here and a goshdarn there, Heavens to Betsy, I do declare
People were so impressed with her looks that they would exclaim in amazement with phrases like 'goldang' or 'goshdarn,' saying things like 'Heavens to Betsy, I do declare!'

And the fellows came from miles around just to see her dosey-do
Men would come from far and wide just to get a chance to dance with her and see her moves up close.

With a promenade here and a promenade there
The way she danced was so smooth and graceful that it was a joy to watch her walk and dance.

At a square dance, boy, this chick was no square
Even at a square dance, the woman stood out because of her incredible curves and style, and she was not an ordinary person by any measure.

I used to be a traveling man, E-I-O
The storyteller used to travel often, and he was accustomed to seeing many beautiful women on his journeys.

Until I hit MacDonald's place, things were mighty slow
His travels became uneventful until he reached MacDonald's place, where he saw the beautiful young lady and became captivated by her instantly.

With a little chick here and a little chick there, I didn't have a real chick anywhere
Before he met the woman at MacDonald's farm, the storyteller was dating around, but had not found a real love interest.

This farmer's daughter knocked me out, E-I-E-I-O, aha
When the storyteller saw the woman at MacDonald's farm, he was immediately smitten by her and fell deeply in love with her.

I asked MacDonald for her hand and pop, he hollered "Go"
The storyteller asked for the woman's hand in marriage, and MacDonald approved of the union immediately without any hesitation.

A dosey-do here and a promenade there, Got my own private county fair
The storyteller and his new love danced together beautifully, feeling as if they had their own private party, with everyone watching them in amazement.

Cause ol' MacDonald had a farm, E-I-O-I-O
In the end, everything became possible for the storyteller because MacDonald had a farm and a lovely daughter who became his wife and lifetime partner.