Bad Girl
The X-Men Lyrics

Good girl yes, bad girl no!
I prefer a good girl over a bad girl.

I don't want her to break my window
I don't want her to cause me any trouble or harm.

Hey, girl, you not very nice
You are not kind or pleasant.

You don't even know how to tie your own shoe-es
You lack basic skills and knowledge.

I said to you, 'How to tie a shoe?'
I tried to teach you a simple task.

You said you didn't know so you wear the velcro
You admitted your incompetence by using velcro instead of tying shoelaces.

I gave you fifty cents to go to the store
I gave you money for a specific purpose.

You supposed to spend twenty but you spend more
You exceeded the designated amount of money.

Said give me five, but you only gave me four
You deceived me by giving less than what was expected.

Because you said your thumb got chopp-ed in four
You came up with an excuse to justify your actions.

No it did not, you lie about everything!
You are constantly dishonest and can't be trusted.

Don't think I don't know about the sandwich
I am aware of the sandwich incident.

You made me say 'Daimitt!' because you took it to Kansas
You caused frustration and annoyance by taking the sandwich far away.

You said you ate it, but you're doing me damage!
You claimed to have eaten it, but your actions still hurt me.

Now it's off to sell a fifty foot spandage
I have to engage in extreme measures to cope with the stress caused by you.

Because I'm stressed off by your lady bandit
Your behavior, like that of a bandit, contributes to my stress.

You look like a mikrowave yes I think so
Your appearance is comparable to a microwave.

And I don't want you to break my window!
I want to avoid any further negative impact you might have on my life.

Hey, lady! You're not very neat
You lack cleanliness and tidiness.

You come in my apartment you don't washing your feet
You enter my apartment without cleaning your feet.

You run into cans when you go on the stritt
You constantly bump into cans while walking down the street.

And you told me that you one time did a math test
You claimed to have once taken a math test.

If you want to saix me you have to be goode at math
To impress me, you should excel in math.

You're nott goode at math and you say 'Look at that!'
Despite your lack of ability in math, you boast about it.

A little kaid kicked you and I don't give a crap
You shared an insignificant incident where a child kicked you, but I don't care.

Forcing with the president to cry and laugh
You claim to have the power to make the president both cry and laugh.

What if I did and my chicken had gas?
You propose a hypothetical situation involving a gassy chicken, which is irrelevant.

You kicked his face from here to Arkansas
You exaggerate a situation, claiming to have kicked someone's face a great distance.

Forgetting all my haim and you ruined my slice
You disregarded my feelings and ruined my enjoyment or happiness.

New pair of sandals dropped to the trash!
You caused me to dispose of a new pair of sandals due to their association with you.

You not dispute this football joke
You can't argue against this football-related joke.

Because you grabb-ed baseball and forgot to throw
You mistakenly grabbed a baseball but forgot to actually throw it.

Tried to make my little brother not to grow
You attempted to impede the growth or progress of my younger sibling.

And I don't want you to break my window!
I still want to avoid any further negative impact you might have on my life.

You need a girl that epitomize peace no peas
You should look for a girl who represents peace, not a girl obsessed with peas.

Not iminitize tees to the size of trees
Instead of focusing on oversized t-shirts, prioritize more meaningful aspects.

Sells with her bad trees inbetween my knees
She sells questionable items while being intrusive and inappropriate.

She H-E-A-D (Swallows, ladies)
She performs certain actions, specifically oral sex.

And tastes my pralines
She has engaged in sexual acts with me.

Who fears I don't scream (Hope I scream)
I hope she is satisfied enough to elicit screams of pleasure from me.

My regime in between it's where it's clean, it's less mean
A harmonious and clean relationship is preferable and less cruel.

If you's first it's clean
If you prioritize cleanliness, it indicates a positive quality.

If you swing, let's see rehearsing
If you engage in sexual activities, we should discuss it beforehand.

Girls bring first and they're clean so
Girls who prioritize cleanliness are generally more desirable.

Bad girls so divine hide behind the line
Bad girls may seem appealing, but they often hide their true selves.

The woman tries mine while I improvise
I adapt and respond creatively to the woman's actions or requests.

So why? You can visualize something nice
Why settle for something negative when you can imagine and strive for something positive?

Slide fly by nightride at night to see you laying in the sky
During a nighttime drive, I envision you lying peacefully in the sky.

No (no!) No (no!)
I reject any association with you.

Besides, you have been with too many guys
I see you as promiscuous, having been involved with numerous men.

No (no!) No... Bad girl!
I reaffirm my judgment of you as a bad girl.