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James Acaster
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The Cosmic Shambles Network

4y↑64

To everyone that keeps saying 'Stop using Skype', Skype was not the issue, the internet went down at James' place, it was irrelevant what video chat program he used.

King Of Google

3y↑6

Stop using Skype@!!

chris kaprys

4y↑1

ISP = ScrapeCast© 😂

No Context Off Menu

4y↑87

Tech issues, schmesh issues! Thanks for another wonderful live episode. A whole load of stupid fun. 👏 👏 👏

King Of Google

Schmech Smissues

Sasarai

4y↑80

I wish we could see James, I don't think I've ever heard him laugh so much.

Daniel Carr

4y↑30

The fact that this is so close to unwatchable whilst also being completely inane, is what makes this show so compelling.

Amort Dipav

4y↑68

Comedians and tech, the gift that keeps on giving

_aesthetic

3y↑2

Can't believe James managed to sit still for that long!

Subculture

3y↑5

Roisin listing animals that should meet each other had the same energy as Alan Partridge pitching TV shows, loved it 😂

Fiddled While Rome Burned

3y↑1

Beautiful lesson: when the whole plan is collapsing it makes such a great, unique show. Why would you want a straight-laced number where everything goes exactly to plan and nothing out of the ordinary happens at all?

GeordanePlays

3y↑1

My heart goes out to them on their first 15 minutes. hahaha. reminds me of our first days at work after being on lockdown.

cdrw62

4y↑1

Hilarious episode even with the tech issues. Happy to make my stayathome donation. Love the podcast. This American listens to it every week. Best, funniest podcast out there.

Mena Royal

4y↑11

This is the absolute best combination of people! 😁❤

Joseph Chambers

3y↑6

This is one of the most unintentionally mangled but still funny things I have ever watched.

Kevin Boyle

Was in stitches at the start of this. Well done all and thank you!

sassaK

4y↑6

how did I miss this stream? I get notifications and I love this podcast! I really hope there are more Off Menu streams in the future :)

Michelle Diver

Follow ed and off menu on insta / twitter.

Angelica Share the Music

4y↑2

I enjoyed this 😄 it's a perfect example of technology being frustrating 😆

Derek Martz

4y↑52

“POPPADOMS OR BREAD?!?!?” ...”Hello?”

Jen Halse

4y↑3

Aside from the tech issues one of the funniest episodes I think! Loved it😂

CthulhuInc

4y↑3

three of my favourite people all together - well,almost

Ronda

3y↑1

Rois is looking really healthy, and BEAUTIFUL! Whatever she's doing, she needs to keep doing it.

Katie Baldry

4y↑11

Ed's nails! 😍

James W Venner

4y↑16

Wow, I thought my online teaching was going badly! 😅 Well done for persevering 👏👏👏

Jeremy Mount

4y↑1

Hilarious ❤️

Jennifer

4y↑2

this is great, guys. one of the best

kaya lena

4y↑1

This is great! Needed a good giggle!

Bob Hope

3y↑1

Coffee and a spliff will keep you regular in the morning. Sometimes you'll only smoke half of it be for you pop off to the WC. A greased lead weight comes to mind! LMAO

Harry Todhunter

4y↑48

Prediction before watching: Jar of Pesto with a spoon.

Andy Geth

4y↑4

Now I know why you call it the Cosmic Shambles Network! Seriously though, all the tech problems just added to the fun of this podcast. Keep up the good work guys.

RootbeerPugLove

3y↑4

Roisin just seems so nice :)

Nafarious 24

4y↑16

Why would anyone dislike a fundraiser, just don't watch it if there's a problem

WonderWaageRadio

4y↑10

Ah yes. The classic Skype user experience.

Joanne Kelly

4y↑1

I had Team in my bottle!!! And I grew up in Ireland 😀. First time I heard someone else say that, cheers Roisin ❤️

Joanne Kelly

Tea, stupid correction technology 🙃

Ben Foot

4y↑4

Great episode!

bushiebodge

just awesome had a good giggle thanks heaps

TamInMelbourne

4y↑3

What a bloody shambles! Loved it...

CthulhuInc

4y↑6

ed is one lucky bastard to have these two as friends. - i wonder - is joe wilkinson also a friend of ed's? the trifecta.

Jo Law

4y↑1

Roisin needs to check out Koko the gorilla being given a kitten. Just not the video of them telling Koko the cat had been run over, that’s harrowing.

Lindsey D

4y↑14

Don't care what the others say, James is right. That's how you make good potatoes. Ed is such a Bon Appetit boy and doesn't know Molly's recipe! https://youtu.be/tPdi0cUPg0Q

Derek Martz

Roast broccoli sounds good, too.

Lindsey D

4y↑1

@fingr I've been watching since It's Alive season 1, with Vinny's editing. Buzzfeed did a write up on them in February though?

fingr

I discovered Bon Appetit last week and I feel like people are talking about them everywhere I go now.
Is this some Baader-Meinhof illusion, or have they really blown up during the quarantine?

Bob Hope

3y↑1

I have a pint mug and I drink tea out of it!

C. D.

4y↑5

100% with Roisin Conaty on rhubarb. Have a rhubarb plant and while it is beautiful, it's absolutely useless. Only acceptable thing to do is turn it into chutney.
Animals meeting other animal did compel me to look up cats meeting tigers. Don't bother, they don't really interact.

Bob Hope

3y↑1

Big coke cans were 500ml the same size in fact as the 500ml bottles we get today!

Alex Edwards

4y↑1

you guys should use discord or something, skype is really buggy. Still a class episode as usual though!

Tom Mullen

4y↑1

If for nothing else this should get at least one million pity likes. Nonetheless, hilarious!

kcolloran

Thank you for saying tea is gross Ed. Of course coffee is also gross.

Jeremy Smyth

4y↑2

Technical mess, but comedy Gold!!

MrWestergard

4y↑18

Stream starts 12:43

Martin Fitzpatrick

4y↑2

No more Skype but loads more Off Menu Live please 😊
Discord, Zoom or whatever works
Still a Great episode I did end up just listened to the podcast instead of trying to watch this here. 😅

Martin Fitzpatrick

Also great Jingle work not to be confused with Christmas Jingle work which is just singing Jingle Bells at Christmas as we all know.

Dr ones and more

Holy Shit, Do you need a permit for that Slug on Ed`s face?

Jess R

4y↑1

Yes Roisin my mum and dad fed my brother and me cold tea in a babies bottle in the 90’s (defo an Irish thing!) and they wonder why we never slept then but do now! we’re on a mega caffeine comedown from when we were 1😂😂 (I’m now 26 and my brother 27😂) love off menue! Has helped me keep cheerful during this shitty lock down ☹️
#thankyounhs 👏🏼

kimmystar88

3y↑1

I had the exact conversation last Sunday with my partner. 🤣 It became apparent that he had the more responsible parents and wasn't fuelled by caffeine and sugar as a toddler! 🙈🤣 take care and stay safe! ❤

470K

Producers?
You mean to say this content is being 'produced' ?
Are they being paid in peanuts by any chance?

Brians Mind

This was a beautiful car crash

MadderHat

Bread is the gateway' bloater.'

dahemac

For Roisin : Miniature goat kids Ruth and Sonia take daily walks around the Oregon Zoo. Watch what happens when they meet the other animals. : https://youtu.be/ad2anrWsl3Y

Men With ven 28

4y↑31

Is Ed in a dalek

Joel Plummer

Lol fuckin great even with the issues

Things_I_Say

Starting to think his girlfriend has D.I.D. multiple personalities and Jason M is one of them, lol.

Sukhbir Sekhon

I hate technology at the moment so its good to see other people getting screwed by it. Spent 3 weeks trying and thirty quid to get a damn mouse to work on a laptop. Samsung didn't care because i am out of warranty and lovely man at microsoft gave up after 2 hours. Rosheen looking lovely though.

ConnbineHarvester

Gorillas are gentle creatures. Zoo gorillas are pissed off, and to be fair, they have reasons to be.

Bob Bobson

4y↑7

Gotta say, Little Donkey isn't a hymn, it's a christmas carol.

Lowry

the old poppadoms or bread game

ipata toe

20:26 oml

Dr ones and more

4y↑1

Organised is over rated . . .

Jim Page

The theme tune to this "stay at home festival" is nauseating.

Shmeko Altham

lol, 'Cosmic Shambles' is Right! XX

Shmeko Altham

This was actually So fun to watch/listen to. I love all three of these Legends!

Jagernaughty

Oh she did not dis the rhubarb!

Iroxinping

I know it's old, but skype?

Jagernaughty

4y↑1

I think she's taken the bottom spot from Joel Dommet

JRDK 13

4y↑1

This is why podcasts suck -- they spend more time talking about or dealing with "technology" problems then actually saying or doing anything interesting.