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Stewart Lee
Trunkman Productions Lyrics

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

A Wee Scots Dog

4y↑1

I did enjoy the Beatle music in the interlude. Here's my wee Beatles effort for the current situation...

Get Facts (by the Beat-ills)

Bingo (the drummer) joking: Tweet-Lord "Ever-Sweats Don", hated indigestion, but he ate a flying flan...

Two, three, four ... five?

That Corona Virus
Tried to make us loners
By causing the lockdown ban

It tried to be sneaky
And make us all cliquey
But that's just how we all began

To get back, To get back,
To get back to all getting along
To get back, To get back
To get back, together we're still strong

Take that "Cornetta"

Covid spread despair
It really did not care
So we have to disinfect

Plenty soap and water
Wash your hands to slaughter
Germs, until you can reflect

Your radiance gleaming
Everybody's dreaming
Of the day Corona's checked

We'll get facts, we'll get facts
Knowledge never can go wrong
So relax, please relax
Stay at home, in crowds don't throng

At home we're better ...

And now the bit at the end ...

In Mag Jim (A Rude Song by Non-Joke and Only Oh-No-No! after the break up of the Beat-ills)

Oh, that dirty mag, he may
Flick through it today
He's bored and doesn't know what else to do
But when his wife she found Jim
She said "I'll gag and bound him"
And Jim, he shouted out "hip, hip hooray".

Because our Jim was no fool
He knew Mags, she was old school
Who pounds men till their weak, most every way ....

Do de do .... fades

(Special Prize to the first person to spot and solve the not too well hidden anagram)

Slàinte

A Wee Scots Dog

4y↑1

And now the controversial politicised version ...

Get Facts (by The Tweetles aka The Beat-ills)

Bojo was a fan
Of calling folk remoaners
And lying in the Telegraph

After he was sacked
He move to the Spectator
Wasn't that a jolly laugh

To wreck facts
No checked facts
Made up as he went along

No checked facts
Just sex acts
With prophylactics that went wrong

Get back Bojo - to the child support agency

Tweet Lord next it's Don's turn
To claim that he's human
But he's just a lying scam -

Artist who's a con
That's why his name is Don
His presidency is a sham

To get back
His debt that
He accrued in casinos

For Putin
Whose looting
Trump's emoluments - that's gross

Get back whore debtor!

(Instrumental)

Etc.

(followed by a classic Tweetles ending ...

As holes befriend
They're tough to take
But prequels to the gov -
Tools fake!

Slàinte

And yes, to truly appreciate this, you will have to love the Beatles as much as I do, accept my appalling abuse of one of their classics, agree broadly with my political sentiments (at least regarding Boris and Trump), while getting my awful puns, references and terrible word plays.

And, if after all that, you still like it, then the wee dug'll wag his wee tail - and give you a wee extra Slàinte!

Slàinte (again)

All comments from YouTube:

DJ Giddiup

4y↑2

I know everyone is talking about Stewart Lee's appearance but can I just add that the band was brilliant.

Julie McMillon

4y↑5

Stuart love your stuff! I am a nurse in the NHS. I was booked to see you at the Lowery 29.04.20. I had 2 tickets. Anyway feel free to donate my tickets to a charity of your choice. Xxx

jarvis400

4y↑1

What a great show! Many thanks!

Kieran White

4y↑92

Stewart Lee's facial hair has let itself grow

Pootie Tang

3y↑1

Clever wordplay engenders begrudging appreciation.

shaun bunker

3y↑1

Should that not be Ratko Mladic's facial hair has let itself go...

Tough Fatal

4y↑2

ahahahhahaahhahahahahahah <3

Fabio

4y↑3

this comment is too underrated

Grunions

4y↑3

lovely stuff

Sarah Foster

4y↑1

Glad to see more of Stewart Lee. I reckon we’re due another Lee & Herring RHLSTP for lockdown right??

Mr3keestylee

4y↑1

Yay, Haunted House, didn't think anyone else remembered it, from the looks I get describing it. My brother & I were 6 years apart so it was a good one we both could enjoy :)

Veram

4y↑1

When I watch vid smiling and giggling while taking notes. Good stuff.

Py D

4y↑1

Travelled to Oxford to see the 25th Feb gig - very happy to have seen the first iteration.

Chris Pole

4y↑1

I wish stewart lee wasn't such a dinosaur to technology. He understands so much about communication, media, the way people interact, interesting historical figures.

BluePineapples

4y↑12

Tim Allen in “The Santa Clause” has let himself go

Jack Cox

4y↑5

I felt quite smug watching Lee's latest live show because I bucked the trend by being the teenager who decided to go of my own accord. I had failed to bring along my dad though.

Liam Hughes

Good luck to ya, comedy would be better if the crowd was more varied

arcanics1971

That was quite enjoyable.

Annoying B'stard

If you weren't depressed before you will be after listening to this.

Sean Quinn

Haha love that Stew gets burnt ‘I don’t think Lewdo existed Stew’ ‘nah nah it did mate ‘ .. ‘well I’ve just typed it into the computer ‘ .. ‘ cheese rolling ...’ #changessubject

Nick Tappous

Angry flavoured , he also said " never meet your heroes " lol 😂

Vidor Daylat

4y↑9

Captain Birdseye has really let himself go

A Wee Scots Dog

4y↑1

A Wee Scots Dog

4y↑1

A S

4y↑4

Stewart Lee is going inside. He may be some time.

James Paton

Ben Elton has let himself glow.

martin radcliffe

4y↑3

Stewart Lee looking like he's in the long awaited (good) remake of The Thing.

martin radcliffe

@Stuart Miller Ha- great casting choice!

Stuart Miller

Windows

Michael Naylor-Hodgkinson

4y↑1

I hope someone reads this because I would love somebodies opinion. My nephew is a GP but by his second year of study, he had been indoctrinated to absolutely know that privatisation was the only possible future. I am fully aware that society is patroled by the foot-soldiers of power but I naively imagined the NHS was a special case...it isn't.

Robert Sanger

4y↑1

When did stewart lee morth into a cross between captain birdseye and eninem, missed that one

DJ Giddiup

Lewdo...brilliant!

Rob James

4y↑1

Just play Pandemic. It's a great co-op game.

Nick Tappous

4y↑5

I met will self at faversham train station, and asked him if he ever worked with Stewart lee . He said why ?! And walked off looking angry while eating some crisps .

Matthew Sheppard

4y↑3

Nick Tappous what flavour crisps?

James Paton

On a serious note, this radio/ cast style combo with great music is wonderful. I felt a bit uncomfortable as Janice seemed a bit squeezed out by the ‘boys’ playing.

Jack Saint

4y↑9

the next suggested video after this one is a lee mack would I lie to you highlight reel

D T

4y↑4

Quarantine offered a chance to contextualize the relatively minor inconvenience to otherwise comfortable life against the looming juggernauts of scarcity, peak oil, potential crop collapse (and the inevitably accompanying war & famine). Oh happy days! The materialism of the late 20th and early 21st century has featured people doing themselves a disservice running the rat race, working for companies they don't necessarily morally agree with, in order to win the respect of people they don't even necessarily like.

A few weeks indoors might give people time to smell the roses and wonder what the fuck they're doing. Oh, and also smell the air for once, at a rare moment where it's not quite so riddled with exhaust. With Covid19 claiming 30 thousand lives so far... whilst the Lancet estimates air pollution contributed to 6.5 million premature deaths in 2015. It strikes me as odd that the larger number is taken as an acceptable side-effect of economic activity.
I can't even muster a cut and past shrug emoji at this point.

How does anyone put that absurdity into a pithy punchline for the average punter who doesn't even know what the fuck a monotreme is? Are they going to appreciate that the war rhetoric of Johnson is less Churchill and more WW1 where the working men were griss to the mill, as they shuffle nervously on the front benches hoping people don't figure out what society is, and instead stick to fighting each other over bogroll or setting fire to technology they don't understand.

Elizabeth Burgess

4y↑1

Echidna innit?

Mr. Pink

4y↑2

A bit wordy, but agree with your sentiment.

Choc Hobbly

Glad to see you're bearing up well....

Abrax 23

4y↑10

Kurt Russel in The Thing has let himself go.

LeftBlank

4y↑4

Alternative comedy now is twitter users, YouTubers and twitch streamers making content to no audience and hoping someone watching finds their jokes funny. You don’t get feedback. It’s a new world that old comedy can’t seem to understand. Even now we’re seeing all these tv people try and do online content and fail miserably.
Stu seems to only see one thing online and think that’s it. He’s seeing vine stars and writing off all online content. It’s funny that he has become the old man that used to look down on him because he doesn’t understand NEW alternative comedy.

Cheap Hungarian Bimbo

By "alternative" you mean THE NAZIS ?

Seb Fox

4y↑1

Feedback is pretty important to development. Without feedback development is a lot slower. In any case, Lee seems to understand online content pretty well. He just said that he prefers live comedy with audience feedback, because that format works in terms of developing rough talent into polished comedians.

From what I have seen, comedians who are already successful are generally better at making online comedy content than most of the new people who have only done online content. There's a few rough diamonds doing online content, but there's also a lot of crap too, because it's less filtered.

Successful comedians with 20+ years of live stand up experience generally know more on average about what makes audiences laugh, than new content providers who are just starting out and haven't done any stand up work.

Vidor Daylat

I guess that's the Cosmic Joker at work in a Double Act with Ageing

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Michael Tuohy

4y↑1

Defoe Road still exists though!

Tom Clements

4y↑5

Why is there a strange aura around Stewart Lee's head? It's like the ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi has appeared, albeit after shopping at Millets.

RowanMorrison

Recently watched Comedy Vehicle again and that model is actually used in the Death episode in series 4. Blink and you'll miss it but it is there in the airing cupboard with the Slade mice

Tom Clements

4y↑1

Ken Lieck I wonder if any of that arcane residue has had a psychological effect on Stew’s creativity, for example - when constructing the Top of the Pops mouse set.

Ken Lieck

4y↑5

It's not Stew, it's the shelter. Everything inside bears trace amounts of arcane residue left by Hitler's use of secret occult weaponry.

PhanTom Prophet

4y↑19

Winnie the Pooh has let himself go

fluorosco

Eeyore eeyore ee always does that

S Cartman

4y↑2

hahah!

jaye see

4y↑1

'I was born in Sidcup...' Really? That must have been very interesting.

blackguardian76th

4y↑1

General Lee has let himself go...
...into hiding.

S'probablyCancr

Drum kit falls off a cliff...

Leonard Harris

If it’s not Mitchell’s - Get back in the truck!

miss behaving

4y↑1

👌

Michael Toth

like a smutty culinary version of catchphrase.

pulchralutetia

4y↑3

Stewart Lee's below-the-line comments have let themselves go.

A J

4y↑1

Stew looking like someone from a Jia Zhangke film

Jim Page

4y↑2

Father Christmas has let himself go.

Ben

4y↑2

Ernest Shackleton has let himself go

jeff brumby

4y↑1

Anyone catch the title of Oliver Double's book? It was blurred on the screen.

Robin Ince

4y↑3

we have a Book Shambles podcast with Oliver coming up soon

The Cosmic Shambles Network

4y↑4

https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/alternative-comedy-9781350052802/

Anne Fagit

4y↑3

Does Stew's shelter have visible otters?

Mr. Pink

4y↑1

Would you like to see my visible otter?
Who's the jazz comedian now?

fraac

4y↑1

robin ince has let himself go

DustyCustard

4y↑13

Laa-Laa's let herself go.

Simon Lee

4y↑1

That Jim Royle's let himself go...

Paul Woods

4y↑1

Laa-Laa has let himself go

Rigsby 1

Stewart dressed like a felt puppet

mikelbentube

I hate it when harp-based jazz has no edge

Gareth Jenkins

Scroobius Pip has let himself go

thecardboardgiraffe

4y↑25

Just saw Stewart Lee in an Anderson shelter. He looked fat and depressed.

fraac

4y↑10

mr miyagi's let himself go

fluorosco

Laa-Laa has let itself go

daaarrell15

4y↑1

E.T has let him self go

Matthew Sheppard

4y↑11

I'm only here for the 'let himself go' comments. I didn't watch the video.

ants84

Pudsey the Bear has let himself go

Tony Yeboah

The minion has let itself go

fraac

4y↑2

papa smurf has let himself go

Craig McMillan

4y↑13

Julian Assange has let himself go....

andrew gutherson

Captain Oates has let himself go

Craig Mather

Gary Glitters let himself go

Liberty&Nonintervention

Labour refused to allow food banks to advertise in job centres. Why is that?

Yenaski Tegar

4y↑2

invite daniel kitson please

SuperDuperMart 1

He come out Stew....

Ring Of Fire Radio

Stewart, Letterman, Assange which one is it

Lieutenant Dan

A Japanese teenage Harold Shipman has let himself go.

Seán O'Nilbud

4y↑2

Don't you hate it when you go to the toilet and

Nathan Jedrej

Joseph jester has let himself go

J W

Stewart Lee has let himself become irrelevant.

mookie2637

Why is he dressed as a Teletubby?

john hurst

4y↑1

Lefty. Love fest do hope Stewart lee is being subversive ?

Stuart Bell

4y↑1

don't really want to nit pick, but I will nevertheless. Weren't anderson shelters in peoples gardens? not in cellars?

Jane Armstrong

4y↑3

Anderson gardern shelters where given out to poorer people, in a plan by a cabinet member named Anderson. Richer people could afford to have steel and brick reinforcements of their cellar. the very poor had steel cages in the house called Morrison shelters. Stew must be assuming the steel reinforcement of his cellar dates from the second world war, or he may indeed have documentary evidence to suggest this. As Stewart has written about his extensive garden it seems likely his house would not have qualified for an Anderson shelter. However Richard Herrings ex London home had an Anderson shelter which was briefly occupied by a tramp. I hope that is enough detail