Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion
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[Pimp C:]
(Uh, Uh) One time for yo' muthafuckin'...(whuut)
Back, bitch (uh)...Kool Ace (whuut), UGK...(huh)

[Chorus (Pimp C):]
Pimpin' ain't no illusion,
And pimpin' ain't never died.
Mo' pimps was on that heroin
And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry.
The dikes done came through
And straight threw off all the game;
Got all these hoes thinkin'
They could manage they own change.

[cool Ace:]
But it ain't no illusion,
I know...you all have witnessed
He rollin' in my Caady mo'
Wit' fly bitches,
Makin' ole deals: Now, ho (huh, huh)
Ain't Bob Barker
But I'm caught up in this game
Mo' like...Peter Parker.
P-I-M-P, take the P's that I am.
I want you payin' hoes in my army
Like...uh...Uncle Sam,
And we gon' jam...
I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show
I know my shit is extreme
But I'm all about them does.
When I'm steppin' on the scene
Be there four deep...hella clan
My reality is your favorite dream
(Stop that shit, daddy...)
Best believe cool Ace gon' keep it real.
Pimp see & Bun be to testify for the ear
Excuse me, why'all, but this about Southern shit.
Now, tell me can you...uh...feel this, bitch?
We givin' 'em brain contusions...
Pimp see, what's the conclusion?

[Pimp C:]
Pimpin' ain't no illusion...

[Chorus: (x2)]
[Pimp C:]
Pimpin' ain't dead...nigga, it just began
(How the fuck you know Sweet Jones?)
My hoes still out there sellin' ass.
Yo' bitch is out of pocket,
'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary;
Real hoes gon' front on a simp
But she gon' do it for daddy.
Fuck niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie;
But, boy, my bitches know the difference
Between real pimpin' and movies
It's the difference between real leather
And that shit at yo' house.
I don't know what why'all doin' up there,
But we really pimpin' in the South.
Every since I was 17,
I been stackin' my green:
Went for servin' rocks to fiends,
And rockin' club full a teens.
Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston,
Sippin' promythazine,
To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath,
To smokin' on sticky green.
I'm still Pimp see, bitch
I'm claimin' P.A., they hate us;
But, me and cool Ace rollin' a Lexus
Sittin' on all gold Daytons.
Bitch, take a look around
Those hoes steady choosin'.
This is the conclusion: pimpin' ain't no illusion.

[Chorus: (x2)]
[Bun B:]
If you got any love fo' that broad you wit'
Nigga, move her 'fore you lose her,
'Cause a beggar ain't a muthafuckin' chooser.
Third leg is a bitch abuser, infamous
In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean.
No AIDS, herpies, cyphillis
Come catch a wif a this...
Damn, can't you taste it?
Now yo' money's up in smoke
Like you freebased it.
Now bitch replaced it
Wit' a sexual favor
But don't get mad at real pimpin', nigga
Check yo' behavior...and savor
The aroma from Promona to Tacoma;
Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer.
Fuck a Sonoma...
I'm on a mission for Benzes
Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is, ballin' relentless.
And then my friends is
Slappin' niggas with glass chins
It's funny...sendin' tricks home
Broke and defenseless; and, ever since this
Boy been pimpin' the pen,
I promise never to ever leave home
Without my pimpin' again...that's why...

[Chorus: (x2)]
[Too $hort:]
You know, I got to tell you players what I'm talkin' about:
My bitch got bold opened a bank account.
When I found the bitch checkbook,
I didn't get mad
'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash.
I broke it down to her,
She gave me the dough;
Do you remember what you was
Before I made you a ho?
You was a broke bitch,
You couldn't even smoke shit,
Couldn't stay fo-cused,
And, don't forget it, bitch...
Yo' whole life changed the day you met me.
Now you think you need a bank account,
Baby, I can't see
You managin' this money...it's too much.
All you do is look good...
And then you fuck.
Git my money, git yo' money
It's all the same.
The shit ain't even funny when you talk about this game.
They call me Too $hort, baby
I'm still in it.
Ain't no camouflage, nuttin' but this real pimpin'...beeyatch.





[Chorus: (x3)]
...pimpin' ain't no illusion

Overall Meaning

The song "Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion," by UGK featuring Pimp C, Cool Ace, Bun B, and Too $hort, is a gritty and honest illustration of life as a pimp in the South. The lyrics delve into the nitty-gritty aspects of the pimp game and how it's far more than just a facade. The chorus emphasizes that pimpin' isn't merely an illusion; instead, it's a way of life that has existed for as long as anyone can remember. The song speaks about the rise of heroin among pimps and the destruction it brought upon the profession, how women started taking up pimping themselves, and how the life of a pimp isn't for the faint of heart. The verses tell individual stories of the various artists and their experiences with pimping.


Cool Ace takes to the mic first, throwing down a smooth flow and the line "Went for servin' rocks to fiends, and rockin' club full a teens." He describes how he's progressed from being a drug dealer to a P.I.M.P, where he makes deals with fly bitches and has hoes in his army. Bun B's verse is more introspective, as he reflects upon how pimps got into the game and how their hoes are their property. He reveals that the third leg is a bitch abuser and how everything changes once a woman enters the picture as a pimp. Too $hort's verse is classic Too $hort, with his trademark sound and the line "Do you remember what you was before I made you a ho?" Pimp C's verse rounds things off, touching on everything from leather quality to money management.


Overall, the song is a banger with a heavy beat, catchy hooks, and hard-hitting lyrics that are true to life. It's a song about hustling, self-reliance, and making it on your own. It portrays the harsh reality of the pimp game in the South and emphasizes that it is a way of life that is unlikely to fade away.


Line by Line Meaning

Pimpin' ain't no illusion,
Pimpin' is a real profession, not a myth


And pimpin' ain't never died.
Pimpin' has been around for a long time and will continue to be around


Mo' pimps was on that heroin
Many pimps in the past used to be addicted to heroin


And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry.
The person who was pimping you was likely mentally unstable from drug abuse


The dikes done came through
Lesbians have interfered with the pimp scene


And straight threw off all the game;
Lesbians changed the dynamic of the pimping scene


Got all these hoes thinkin'
The lesbians influenced the prostitutes


They could manage they own change.
Prostitutes started believing that they could/wanted to manage their own money


But it ain't no illusion,
Itโ€™s not a figment of your imagination


I know...you all have witnessed
People have seen it happen


He rollin' in my Caady mo'
My friend drives a Cadillac often


Wit' fly bitches,
With attractive women


Makin' ole deals:
Making business deals and transactions


Now, ho (huh, huh)
Now, let me finish what I'm saying


Ain't Bob Barker
My friend is not Bob Barker (American former TV host)


But I'm caught up in this game
But he is a pimp and caught up in the pimping scene


Mo' like...Peter Parker.
More like Peter Parker (Spidermanโ€™s alter ego) to describe his role in the scene


P-I-M-P, take the P's that I am.
I'm proclaiming myself to be a P-I-M-P (pimp)


I want you payin' hoes in my army
The prostitutes are part of my business and I want them to make money


Like...uh...Uncle Sam,
Similar to how the government collects taxes, I want the prostitutes to give me money


And we gon' jam...
And we're going to have a good time doing it


I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show
The biggest and best pimping scene


I know my shit is extreme
I'm aware that my lifestyle is unconventional


But I'm all about them does.
But I'm focused on making money


When I'm steppin' on the scene
When I arrive and make my appearance


Be there four deep...hella clan
There will be a lot of people with me, like a family


My reality is your favorite dream
The life I'm living is something many people dream about


(Stop that shit, daddy...)
Someone might have interrupted me and told me to stop what I'm saying


Best believe cool Ace gon' keep it real.
You can trust that I'm speaking honestly


Pimp see & Bun be to testify for the ear
My friends Pimp see and Bun B will confirm what I'm saying


Excuse me, why'all, but this about Southern shit.
This song is about the pimp scene in the South (of America)


Now, tell me can you...uh...feel this, bitch?
Can you understand and empathize with what I'm saying?


We givin' 'em brain contusions...
Our lyrics might be causing brain damage or a serious impact on listenerโ€™s thoughts


Pimp see, what's the conclusion?
Pimp see, whatโ€™s the conclusion of everything weโ€™re talking about?


Pimpin' ain't no illusion...
Pimping is real


(How the fuck you know Sweet Jones?)
Who are you to talk about Sweet Jones (the producer of this song)?


My hoes still out there sellin' ass.
My prostitutes are still selling their bodies


Yo' bitch is out of pocket,
Your prostitute is misbehaving


'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary;
The pimp who was controlling her was frightening


Real hoes gon' front on a simp
Professional prostitutes wonโ€™t work with average pimps


But she gon' do it for daddy.
She'll work with me because I'm her 'daddy' (pimp)


Fuck niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie;
Other people are watching me work with my prostitute


But, boy, my bitches know the difference
But my prostitutes know what's real and what's not


Between real pimpin' and movies
They know the difference between how it really is and how itโ€™s shown in movies/books


It's the difference between real leather
It's like the difference between genuine leather and faux leather


And that shit at yo' house.
And that cheap fake stuff that you have at your house


I don't know what why'all doin' up there,
I donโ€™t know what yโ€™all are doing up north


But we really pimpin' in the South.
But we're really working as pimps in the south


Every since I was 17,
Ever since I was 17 years old


I been stackin' my green:
I've been earning and saving money


Went for servin' rocks to fiends,
From selling drugs to addicts


And rockin' club full a teens.
And performing at clubs with a young audience


Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston,
From listening to Screwโ€™s music in Houston


Sippin' promythazine,
From drinking cough syrup with promethazine for recreational use


To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath,
To going on car rides with a firearm on me


To smokin' on sticky green.
To smoking high-quality weed


I'm still Pimp see, bitch
I'm still calling myself Pimp see


I'm claimin' P.A., they hate us;
I'm claiming Port Arthur, where I'm from, and people don't like that


But, me and cool Ace rollin' a Lexus
But my friend and I are driving around in a fancy car


Sittin' on all gold Daytons.
With gold rims on the wheels


Bitch, take a look around
Look around


Those hoes steady choosin'.
Prostitutes are continuously choosing the life of a prostitute


This is the conclusion: pimpin' ain't no illusion.
The point of all of this is that pimping is a real profession, not a fantasy


If you got any love fo' that broad you wit'
If you care about your prostitute


Nigga, move her 'fore you lose her,
You better move her from her current pimp before you lose her to me


'Cause a beggar ain't a muthafuckin' chooser.
You canโ€™t afford to be picky when you're broke


Third leg is a bitch abuser,
Big genitalia is known to hurt a woman


infamous
commonly known


In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean.
In cities where there are many pimps, my prostitutes are the cleanest


No AIDS, herpies, cyphillis
No STDs (sexually transmitted diseases)


Come catch a wif a this...
Come be with me and work for me


Damn, can't you taste it?
Can't you see what I'm offering and how great it is?


Now yo' money's up in smoke
Now youโ€™ve used all your money


Like you freebased it.
like you've used a lot of drugs


Now bitch replaced it
And now your prostitution earnings are gone too


Wit' a sexual favor
You got nothing in return but a sexual favor


But don't get mad at real pimpin', nigga
Don't blame me for the truth about the pimp business


Check yo' behavior...and savor
Check yourself and remember this situation


The aroma from Promona to Tacoma;
This fragrance can be smelt From Pomona to Tacoma (possibly indicating a wide reach of southern pimpin')


Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer.
I call myself a pimp graduate because of my success with expensive Cadillacs


Fuck a Sonoma...
I don't want small cars(Sonoma is a small car reference)


I'm on a mission for Benzes
Iโ€™m focused on getting luxurious cars like Mercedes-Benz


Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is,
Knowing precisely where I stand with how much money I'm making


ballin' relentless.
Always hustling and making money non-stop


And then my friends is
And then my friends come in


Slappin' niggas with glass chins,
Beating up weaker people whose faces crumble easily


It's funny...sendin' tricks home
It's amusing to send prostitutes with their clients home but without their earnings


Broke and defenseless;
In some helpless situation


and, ever since this
and since then


Boy been pimpin' the pen,
Iโ€™ve been writing raps and spitting rhymes as a pimp would speak


I promise never to ever leave home
I've promised to never leave this lifestyle


Without my pimpin' again...
Without my pimping accentuationg my future rhymes


That's why...
And this is whyโ€ฆ




Lyrics ยฉ Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Todd Anthony Shaw, Bernard James Freeman, Chad L. Butler, Brian Keith Fleming

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K Williams

Never gets old.. classic

Richard Gaiser

U.G.K. is my shit has been and always will be. R.I.P. Pimp C. I miss hearing you rap but I always listen to your other shit. Shout out to Bun B. Keepin It 100

Jermaine Render

THE REAL PIMP C AT HIS FINEST!!! UGK 4 LIFE $$$

shaun thomas

Ugk best rap group. Definitely underground kings

CancerExl

i was 16 when this dropped awe man this is the soundtrack to my life of being a Pimp so much fun pain hurt confusion Love drugs and Money damn I'm going to start on the book about my life "MEMORIES of a SOCIOPATH" tonight I have to get it all on paper

Around The Way Trucker

This is straight Cadillac music nothing else!!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

THE URBAN ARTIST

Oh nooo pimp, set ya game up. This 550 music. PIMPโ€™N Ainโ€™t No ILLUSION โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ†โœŒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜Ž

tom

you gotta rewind that Pimp C verse!!! straight facts

Bruh Bruh

That shit mandatory Pimpin'๐Ÿ˜Ž

Bernard Otey

@Bruh Bruh u ciood

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