I'm Vanjie
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Lyrics

When I hit the stage, you're gonna get your life
Vanessa is confident that her performance will be absolutely amazing, and the audience will have the time of their lives.

Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie
This is Vanessa Vanjie Mateo's nickname or stage name, which she repeats in the song as a way to promote, establish, and give herself more presence among the audience.

Mama, ooh girl
Here Vanessa uses the interjection 'mama' to express excitement or amusement, and refers to herself as an expressive 'ooh girl' to highlight her flamboyant persona and garner attention from the audience.

I don't think ya'll ready for these cookies bitch
The 'cookies' refer to Vanessa's body, which she believes the audience is not prepared to handle or appreciate. The use of the curse word 'bitch' reinforces her confidence and aggressive attitude.

The V to A to the N to the Jie
Vanessa introduces herself with a playful spelling of her name, drawing more attention to her persona and making her name more memorable.

Vanessa is the name and I'm fuckin' banjee
Vanessa describes herself as 'banjee', which in drag culture means mischievous, lively, and flamboyant. This further reinforces her bold personality and unique performance style.

Step into the club 'bout to fuck it up
Vanessa enters the club with the intention of causing a scene and being the center of attention, as she is confident in her abilities to deliver a memorable performance.

Put these cookies in your face
Vanessa again refers to her body as 'cookies', which she tells the audience to put in their faces, urging them to appreciate and feast on her beauty and body.

Got your man like what?
Vanessa knows that her performance is impactful enough to leave the audience in awe, and she might even make men jealous or wanting more of her presence.

They sent me home first but it's really fine
Vanessa acknowledges that in a previous season of RuPaul's Drag Race she was eliminated early, but she doesn't let it affect her confidence or performance, as she knows that she's still popular and unforgettable.

Ya'll remember my ass after just one line
Vanessa is confident that even though she was eliminated early, her persona and catchphrase were so memorable that the audience can still recall her after hearing just one line from her song.

Do a spin, do a dip, just jump on the dick
Vanessa tells her fans to appreciate her performance by encouraging them to make gestures such as spinning, dipping and jumping with joy. The use of sexual language is meant to be playful and flirty, while also maintaining a bold attitude.

Legendary, from my exit line
Vanessa describes herself as legendary for her previous exit catchphrase which made her very popular. She is confident in her continued high status and popularity among the audience.

So damn bright, you can't take this shine
Vanessa is so bright and confident on stage that the audience can't ignore her. She shines brighter than anyone else, even posing a challenge to anyone who might try to outshine her.

Puta I'm muy loca
Vanessa uses Spanish to emphasize her wild and crazy personality, further adding to her banjee image.

When I twerk it's in slow motion
Vanessa accentuates her twerking by doing it in slow motion, which further amplifies her presence and showmanship.

Get those crusty hands up off this fit You need to use some lotion
Vanessa encourages the audience to appreciate her wardrobe by telling them not to touch it with crusty or dry hands. She instead suggests that they use lotion, thereby having the audience maintain a sense of respect and appreciation for her performance.

We snatching crowns In these bomb ass gowns Go ahead book us girl Bring us to your town
Vanessa describes herself and other drag queens symbolically as royalty, and suggests that they are doing exceptionally well in the drag queen community. Furthermore, Vanessa uses this line as an opportunity to promote herself and her peers by suggesting that they should be booked for more shows and events.

Look at my mug, bitch beat Look at this hair, magnifique
Vanessa reminds the audience to look at her make-up and hair, as these key elements are a significant part of her style and appearance.

Miss Vanjie bitch
This is Vanessa's catchphrase or tagline, which she repeats multiple times throughout the song to reinforce her image and make her catchy.