Ice Ice Baby vs. U Can't Touch This
Vanilla Ice Vs. MC Hammer Lyrics

Yo VIP, let's kick it
Hey important person, let's get started

Ice ice baby, Ice ice baby
Repeating the title of the song for emphasis

Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Okay, pause for a moment and work together to create something new

Ice is back with my brand new invention
I, Vanilla Ice, have returned with a fresh idea

Something grabs a hold of me tightly
I feel strongly compelled towards something

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
My rhymes are sharp and strong at all times

Will it ever stop yo I don′t know
I'm not sure if my career will continue or not

Turn off the lights and I'll glow
When the lights are off, I will still shine

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
I am extremely talented at rapping and perform with energy and excitement

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
I dominate the stage and easily defeat lesser rappers

Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
People can't help but dance when they hear my music

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
My lyrics are so powerful that they are as harmful as a toxic mushroom

Deadly when I play a dope melody
My music is killer, in a good way

Anything less than the best is a felony
Performing less than perfectly is a crime in my eyes

Love it or leave it you better gangway
You are free to enjoy my music or walk away, but don't get in my way

You better hit bull′s eye the kid don′t play
If you're going to challenge me, you better do it perfectly because I am serious about my craft

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
If there's an issue or conflict, I'll figure it out

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Listen to the catchy beat that my DJ is creating

Now that the party is jumping
Now that everyone is dancing and having fun

With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumping
The heavy bass is thumping and driving the rhythm of the music

Quick to the point to the point no faking
My rhyming is concise and authentic, no pretense here

I′m cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
I am dominating and outperforming other rappers

Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
Crushing the competition unless they are fast and skillful

I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
The sound of a cymbal makes me wild with excitement

And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
The fast-paced beat of the hi-hat gets me hyped up

I′m on a roll and it's time to go solo
I am doing really well and it's time for me to shine on my own without the help of others

Rollin′ in my 5.0
Driving around in my convertible car

With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
My convertible top is off so that my hair can blow in the wind

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
The girls are waiting and eager to greet me

''Did you stop?'' No, I just drove by
Someone asked if I had stopped, but I didn't even pause

Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I continued to move forward, chasing my goals and dreams

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
I turned left and went to the next neighborhood

The block was dead
The new area I entered did not have much going on

Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
So I kept moving until I got to the beach

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
The women on the beach were very attractive and scantily clad

Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
People who love rock music were driving expensive sports cars

Jealous cause I'm out getting mine
Other people are envious because I am doing well

Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Shay has a shotgun and Vanilla has a gun

Ready for the chumps on the wall
We are prepared for any rivals waiting on the sidelines

The chumps acting ill because they′re full of eight ball
The rivals are behaving badly because they are under the influence of drugs

Gunshots rang out like a bell
The sound of gunfire could be heard

I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
I took out my gun and fired back in self-defense

Falling on the concrete real fast
The shells from the gunshots were hitting the ground quickly

Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
I got in my car and drove away quickly

Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
The road was crowded and there was barely any space between cars

I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
I am trying to escape the area before robbers can attack me

Police on the scene you know what I mean
The cops arrived and took control of the situation

They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
The police drove by me and stopped to confront drug users

If there was a problem yo I′ll solve it
If there's a problem, I will take care of it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Listen to the catchy beat that my DJ is creating

Take heed cause I'm a lyrical poet
Pay attention because I am an expert in writing and performing lyrics

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
I'm from Miami and want to let you know that it's the place to be

My town that created all the bass sound
Miami is known for having a heavy bass sound in its music

Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
The bass is so powerful that it can make the earth shake and create holes

Cause my style's like a chemical spill
My rapping style is explosive and unpredictable

Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
My lyrics are relatable and easy to imagine and connect with

Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
The music and lyrics have been carefully crafted to create a fantastic overall idea

We make it hype and you want to step
Our music is so energetic and exciting that it makes people want to dance

With this. Shay plays on the fade
As our song comes to a close, Shay is changing the rhythm and volume of the music gradually

Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
My words and rhymes are sharp and precise like the weapons of a deadly warrior

So fast, other DJs say ''Damn!''
I perform so quickly and skillfully that other DJs are impressed

If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
My lyrics are so addictive and powerful that people would pay a lot of money for them in small amounts

Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
I stay in control of myself even when I am letting loose and having fun

Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
I am completely drawn in by the microphone and become fully invested in my performance

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
If there's an issue or conflict, I'll figure it out

Check out the hook while D-Shay revolves it
Listen to the catchy beat that my DJ is creating

Ice ice baby, Ice ice baby
Repeating the title of the song for emphasis

Yo man let's get out of here
Hey buddy, let's leave this place

Word to your mother
A phrase used to show respect or agreement

Ice ice baby too cold
Repeating the title of the song for emphasis

Ice ice baby too cold too cold
Repeating the title of the song for emphasis