So Fly
Varner Elle Lyrics

I can't help being depressed
I frequently experience feelings of sadness that are difficult to control

When I look down at my chest
When I glance at my breasts

Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
My breasts are very small, so small that they might as well not exist

How can I ever compete With 34 double D's?
I feel inadequate compared to women who have larger breasts

And I'm rollin' my eyes
I dismiss something with frustration or annoyance

When I look down at my thighs
When I glance at my legs, especially the upper part

They might as well tape everything that I eat,
I feel like my thighs are so large that they record everything I eat

To my legs.
This is a continuation of the previous line, indicating that the food I eat goes directly to my thighs

I am too broke for the knife
I cannot afford to have plastic surgery to change the way I look

Too lazy to exercise
I am not motivated to engage in physical activity

But if I had hazel eyes
If my eye color was hazel

Maybe I could be fly.
Perhaps I would be attractive

If I had no cellulite
If my thighs and buttocks had no visible bumps or dimples

Big breasts and pockets real wide
If I had large, round breasts and plenty of money

Then maybe I
In this hypothetical scenario,

Maybe I, I,
(repetition for emphasis)

I could be so fly.
I would be extremely attractive

And if I had a small waist
If my midsection was slender

I'd make the boys go insane
Men would find me irresistible

So basically all I need
To say it simply, what I require is

Is to be everything but me
To be someone else entirely, with different looks and different possessions

Colored contacts
Contact lenses that change the color of one's eyes

Liposuction
A cosmetic surgery that removes fat from beneath the skin

And breast implants
Artificial enhancements to the size or shape of one's breasts

Somehow that don't make much sense
I realize that these solutions are not logical or practical

I must be out of my head
I am thinking irrationally, illogically

If I think, that I am governed by material things.
If I believe that objects and appearances dictate my worth or happiness

So I decided I'm
I have made the determination that I am

The definition of fly
The embodiment of what it means to be cool, confident, and desirable

And if you want to know why
If you are curious and seek an explanation

I know what money can't buy
I understand that there are some things that cannot be acquired with wealth

Don't go believing the hype
Do not allow yourself to be influenced by false promises or advertisements

There's no runway in the sky
There is no magical path to success or popularity

And no way you could be fly
There is no single formula for achieving true beauty or happiness