Sleepwalking
Your Neck of the Woods Lyrics

@appleuwumer

me and my fiance lolll

@deprofundis3293

Ehh I've definitely been there, lol. Spent 2 years with a dude who I was just pretty meh about at first. Obviously I ended up falling in love with him, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed for 2 years. But, yeah, not exactly fireworks on my side of it.

@deprofundis3293

@April Ulmer heck, that's probably more sustainable anyway since it turns into mostly friendship over the years.

@bluebawls

Very gay circumstance to be honest

@kimdracuIa

@deprofundis damn that sounds kinda boring. i’ve been with my bf almost 2 years and there’s actually even more fireworks than the beginning. but i guess every relationship and the people in them are different

@annamartin2852

It's Shane's satisfied smile after calling Ryan's ex a freaky lady for me

@appleuwumer

Nah it's not cool tbh, the relationship probs just didn't work out and Ryan corrected him saying she was a nice lady. Let's not normalize this shit, it's toxic and looks bad/immature

@annamartin2852

okay ❤️

@mehreen1239

@anna martin where did they say that

@inaaronshead7331

@Mehreen 123 start at 6:17 and it's in that time frame vicinity.

@iamthepappy4232

@April Ulmer you sound like one of those freaky ex types

@cassihagans8296

shane referring to fear as "butt hole clenches" really just proves that he is as emotionally detached as they come lol

@brodylamble7760

Perfect summary of fear tho...

@adrienneadams3009

He is an oddball.

@BlueGangsta1958

@Brody Lamble
I never once in my life noticed the state of my butthole when I was afraid. I'm too preoccupied with my breathing and my heartbeat. Is that truly something people notice when they're afraid? Their sphincter tightening? Seems like something your body should shut out to keep the focus on dealing with the threat

@EBoss27

@Pumuckl YES

@batking4342

Listen that checks out tho. Doesn't your butthole clench??

@maggiecunningham8952

My brother suddenly started sleepwalking when he had mono. One morning he came downstairs holding a Tarzan statue, presented it to my mom and said “ I’ll trade you this for a piece of pie”. It’s been like 16 years and I still can’t stop laughing. Also, both of us are notoriously heavy sleepers and are known to talk in our sleep so this wasn’t super surprising but it will forever be hilarious

@Kota-dc4qo

IM CRYING LAUGHING-

@taliajung1553

We should replace all existing forms of currency with statues of Tarzan and pieces of pie

@knightogourd

Your brother knew what tf was up

@vincentribeiromattos2007

Tell me did ur mom accepted the trade?

@maggiecunningham8952

she tried, but she didn’t have any pie and she accidentally woke my brother up before the transaction could be completed

@gwynethdolen3275

I seriously love these graphic sketches. They really take this show to the next level

@ayacatabijan6512

I know!! Mollie Ong is so talented jsadhdjhdsa

@xandermin

agreed!

@jebo827

It makes it 100% better

@antoniosoto826

They really do!

@noveeve8792

AND the intro 😁

@gutterfiend

The way Shane casually retells a scene from Coraline is SENDING ME

@lydiaboll2872

When did he do that?

@The-Viewers

The snow globe

@RookieAssassin

I love how Shane just randomly insults Ryan's ex lol

@hibiscuit154

he’s like the bestfriend that doesn’t want anyone to date you because he thinks no one deserves you it’s so sweet

@appleuwumer

it wasn't really cool and im glad Ryan corrected him!

@natekraner3721

@April Ulmer did he *really*, though?

@deprofundis3293

Friends usually only hear about the worst of a relationship. Everyone knows that friends are not good judges of one's ex after the relationship is over. Only the person who really knew them in the relationship can properly speak to their character, at least once time gives them some perspective.

@natekraner3721

@deprofundis I get that but my point is it’s really a pretty superficial and light jab at someone’s ex. He genuinely seemed to not know what to say about her that would be diplomatic

@snalmal7015

Narrator: “I was about to die”
Ryan and Shane: hysterical laughter

@evacalles5442

Growing up everyone told me that my grandmothers house was haunted. I’ve always felt uneasy there, but never experienced anything I would consider “haunting” My sister though, told me a story that still freaks me out! She said that she was falling asleep on the couch as a child and heard voices arguing. One was of a woman and the other of a man. The mans voice said “she can’t hear us, she’s asleep” and the woman’s voice said “no she isn’t. She’s pretending” and holy ass that is terrifying

@kure1908

fuck that bruh I wouldn't have gotten any sleep

@oren1305

Could it have been other adults in the house? That's still creepy though...

@tomasmiranda8263

“Sleepwalking is your true self”

My boyfriend just went and looked in the fridge for an uncomfortable amount of time and washed dishes naked

@windigo1592

Ah so he is truely working in some kitchen

@daniellaittenib6333

Is he good at washing them though

@sarahis2short807

he sounds like a sim

@rivkatadjer

Bro that’s peak male performance right there, he’s a keeper

@Emily-iy9mr

Shane: It costs $400 dollars to see a therapist. But it's free to just tell yourself "It be like that sometimes."

Ryan: What? No-

@solar1313

:O I love your pfp!!

@Emily-iy9mr

@Electric Pumpkins aw thanks :)

@jessg4073

Who doesnt relate honestly 😂😂

@Olive-ey1cc

Lol

@aranaragrande4369

YES

@DizzyDior12

The fact that he’s more concerned about his boyfriend coming back while being asleep than he is about his boyfriend walking into traffic while being asleep is very telling about this fake relationship. 😂

@annacastro2855

Ikr? Maybe make it a 3 month relationship not a 3 year one

@bogwife7942

did you miss the part were he was standing over the bed with a knife

@chester7687

@bogwife yeah but that was when he was asleep only
It would be reasonable to be scared of him coming back if he was like that awake
I don’t think he’s permanently asleep and hiding from everyone
I think if it was real he would have died if he went missing while asleep
But the narrator doesn’t care that their boyfriend probably died
They just care that they scared them when they were asleep

@sabrexi7228

I love how sleepwalking stories always have a person with a knife and doing crazy stuff, meanwhile I just walk downstairs and tell my dad I like turtles then go back to bed

@matchamelon330

My brother had night terrors, which means he would walk around with his eyes open, but he was actually asleep. We used to have him pee to wake him up, and he would have no clue what happened. Sometimes during his night terrors, he used to ask weird questions like, “who’s the maan?” And it was super fucking weird but also funny sometimes (like the time we asked what his bed was, and he replied with a smile “strawberry |:)”)

@ikykwklk2005

That's not night terrors. Those are horrible terrible nightmares. He was just sleep walking

@matchamelon330

@Cassandra Ramirez he got diagnosed bu a professional??

@justlina5091

My brother had the exact same thing and me and our dad had to make him pee so he can wake up . I used to stay up late and always knew right away when he was sleepwalking the only difference is my brother wasn't verbally responsive at all he used to keep quiet no matter how many times we called his name . And always just walking around the house eyes open 🤷🏽‍♀️

@dandelion2942

Bro i get night terrors too. They're super disorienting sometimes I unlock the door and go into the street 💀💀

@ComedyGlor

Wdym by “have him pee”??

@rubyrose1432

Honestly I can't take any of this seriously because it just throws me back to the time when my mother, who is a history teacher, just sat up and suddenly started giving the Gettysburg Address. 🤷‍♀️

@heatherperleberg7816

That's awesome lol

@taliajung1553

I guess your mom's "truest version of herself" (as described in the video's intro) is Abraham Lincoln

@samanthabennett-medievh5328

Hahaha, I love this. 🤣

@steph3463

abraham lincoln possessed your mom in that moment

@shannonh371

I had to screenshot this comment to send to my best friend. her dad is a history teacher and her brother is a history major and I almost woke up my roommate imagining one of them doing this hahahaha

@breadcrumbhoarder

“Sleep walking shows your true self”
My grandpa diving onto the floor from his bed because he thought it was a swimming pool while sleepwalking: 👁👄👁

@nothobbesmufc949

sleep-swimming you mean 🤭

@breadcrumbhoarder

@NotHobbes mufc I mean technically he never made it to the pool lmao

@Scrofar

holy frick i belly laughed from this!

@lex2422

Dude! My great grandfather did this too! He stood on the metal frame on the bed and straight up swimmer dived into bed and broke it in half. I’m not sure if he woke up from that or not lol

@catherinemariecannockcoell146

“sleepwalking shows your true self”
12 year old me after sleepwalking into the hallway and peeing on the floor: 👁👄👁

@katelynmadley3159

im sorry i laughed

@catherinemariecannockcoell146

@Katelyn Madley it’s ok, my mom did too when she saw me 😌✌️

@emmawolfe8683

yoooo i did the same thing except it was on the bathroom floor. my brother came out of his room which was directly across the hallway, and just looked at me with utter confusion 😅

@katelynmadley3159

@Catherine Marie Cannock Coello WHEN I TELL YOU IM EVAPORATING

@katies1652

THAT’S HILARIOUS OH NOOOOO😭😭😂😂

@danpuchalla6959

Ryan's story about his girlfriend was scarier.

@emmac.j.8374

How is sleepwalking scary?

@JerryP7a

@Emma C. J. just is

@shardascarapace9811

It’s something most people don’t think much of, but like the concept of skinwalkers and not deer, it’s an abnomality that humans will fixate on. If it doesn’t look normal, if it doesn’t act normal, then it must not be human.

Also, the fear levels change depending on the time of night. If it’s 3 am and your significant other is standing in a corner, head hitting the wall, your fight or flight is going to trigger in stronger ways. When it’s dark, our instincts go into high alert, watching for predators and other dangers. That’s why when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or get a drink of water you avoid mirrors or windows.

Sometimes the reflections aren’t quite right, sometimes they distort images depending on the low light frequencies.

Sometimes you think there’s something watching you, even if you’re ten stories up.

@shardascarapace9811

When I was a kid, I shared a room with my little sister. She was about four or five when we started and had a habit of sleepwalking. It wasn’t too weird, some of my other brothers had the same experiences when they were that age. My family chocked it up to them having too much energy before bed and their little bodies just couldn’t handle it.

I’ve never been able to sleep heavily, due to having a lot of little kids in my house that were very active late at night. They’d get up out of bed and come sit or try to get out of the house and play in the yard at four in the morning.

I’d trained myself to wake up whenever the beds creaked, so I was always aware of the slightest sound.

This time was different.

My oldest sister had been away at summer camp for the week, so I had taken over her bed on the bottom bunk, and my baby sister was on the top.
The bed frame was metal, so every time you got out of bed there would be creaking and metallic gong sounds.


I remember that I was afraid in my sleep that night.
Normally I face the room, since the window on the other side was at ground level and anyone could look in, I avoided it. I sleep on my side typically.

That night though, I was facing the window.
And there was a terrible,
Horrid feeling I had that was pounding in my ears and I didn’t know why.
My brain hadn’t caught up yet I guess.

When I had the courage to pull away the blankets from over my head,
I saw a reflection in the window pane.


My little sister,

Eyes wide open,
Standing on the side of the bed I usually face,
Staring at me.

She usually wore a princess dress that we couldn’t get her to take off to even wash most of the time, so it was weird that she was just in her pull-up.
Her hair was sweaty and strung out and sticking to her face like she’d woken up hard, like she’d been in a deep sleep.

But her expression was terrifying.

Almost bloodshot, her little face almost couldn’t hold how big her eyes looked, and when her sleep self realized I had noticed her existence she smiled


Naturally I freaked out and smacked her to the floor where she woke up and started crying.
😂😅 and I was like “baby, what were you doing out of bed?” And she told me, “Sissy.. I was sleepy and you woke me up 😡”
So I put her in a fresh pull-up and changed the sheets and washed her face, put her hair back in a lil bun and put her in bed next to me.

She’s almost fourteen now and doesn’t remember anything but yeah. I was terrified.
That’s the main reason I don’t like windows at night lol.




The other story about my little brother sleepwalking is that he had to pee so my older brother tried to take him downstairs to the bathroom (we only had one and it was on the ground floor) and he thought he was there already so he peed on the stairs 😂😂

@anonme_

@Shardas Carapace98 Bro, the one with your sister is terrifying. For how jumpy I am, I sure as hell would have a heart attack if someone standing over me smiled after I noticed them. The one with your brother is chill AF though. Who cleaned the stairs afterwards? 🤣

@Yue_mariin00

Okay but Ryan looks absolutely bomb this episode 💯💥👌🏼

@hibiscuit154

his hair is just 😌🤌

@masonheitner8410

I’ve never sleepwalked before, but my sister has.

One time I was sitting on the couch late at night, just watching TV, and my sister comes in the room. Her eyes were open, she just looked sleepy, but not asleep. I said, “uh hi Lilly” or something like that, and she strolled up to the TV, clicked the off button, and fell asleep on the other couch. I yelled, “hey I was watching that!” But she was OUT and thought she dreamed it the next morning.

She sleep talks too. She once sat bolt right in bed when we shared a room and yelled, “I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!” and flopped down and fell asleep again. Apparently she was watching a political show at the time and she was dreaming about it. Sleepwalkers and sleeptalkers are also funny as hell.

@ghoulboi6563

bro the same thing happened to me. One time my brother was sleeping on the couch when he stood up and then proceeded to turn off the tv, when my dad asked “what are you doing”, he responded “I wanna play Xbox” and then literally drove back on to the couch and didn’t move for the rest of the night

@arshdeepvohra9711

Ryan : “okay if you know what fear is, describe fear to me”
Shane : “ your, uh butthole clenches”
Ryan : 👁👄👁

@uncommonsense7830

My mother had a really advanced version of sleepwalking, some of the biggest things she had ever done were moving a picture off a wall and across the house, changing clothing, and even having conversations with people. No other members of my family, that I know of, have ever had a sleepwalking issue.

@britneycheng4900

narrator: let me see what u have
narrator's boyfriend: a KNIFE
narrator: NO

@cocolime6496

Best comment

@lalallama560

TeI

@jagerteg932

@Christine C. no u

@rbns9875

"what's in your mouth?!"
starts chewing faster

@Olive-ey1cc

Nice reference

@KimberlyJoyceIllustration

This one was eerily relatable for me. My ex boyfriend was a sleepwalker and would constantly have these types of moments. One time he woke up in the middle of the night, jumped on the bed and looked towards me screaming "demon!" its funny now, but freaked me out at the time because he was serious about it. Now I wonder if he was actually looking at me or looking at something behind me. Another time he woke up outside of his front door, standing on the porch looking towards the street. when he looked at his hands, there was blood - apparently he was from digging his finger nails into the palms of his hands. Though when it came to his sleepwalking I would always tell him about it and I would also tell all our friends and family too. lol his family would say they experienced similar things from him.

@Vergil_Son_of_Sparda775

I've been binging these and holy shit. I've been getting literal chills. Ryan's voice is buttery smooth. I love these guys.

@clray123

This story is fictional, but the "someone is standing by my bed, I shouldn't/cannot move or else something bad will happen to me" experience does happen to people fairly commonly - it's called sleep paralysis (also often accompanied by hearing voices or noises or feeling of weight on your chest). Perhaps even more annoying are false awakenings in a loop - where you think you are awake, but some body part appears to be malfunctioning, such as one eye stuck shut or unable to move an arm.

@Suko120

yes and the reason that happens is similar to why sleepwalking happens. When you're fully asleep your body normally "shuts down", so that you don't act out your dreams. When you have sleep paralysis you wake up before your body wakes up, basically.
And with sleep walking it's the opposide, you still sleep but your body doesn't "shut down", so you're acting out whatever you do in your dreams.

My dad told me I once sleep walked apperantly and did go to the bath room or something. I don't remember. And I had sleep paralysis twice or tree times too.

@clray123

@Space Just tonight right before waking up I had an impression of "demon voice" (sounded like deep groaning) and my body being dragged by the feet on my bed. Thankfully it lasted very short!

@shannons3419

No, what happened in this story was a fear of moving, while sleep paralysis is being physically unable to move

@rhododendroz6802

You should Google what sleep paralysis actually is before trying to educate others.

@schlorping5156

Well, not really. That wasn’t sleep paralysis. The character was initially able to move before they became paralyzed. It sounded more like the “freeze” response, really.
You have probably heard of the “fight or flight” response, but not that many people have heard it be called “fight, flight, or freeze” (sometimes faint is also included).
Despite not being as well known, freeze is actually (probably) the most common response.
In sleep paralysis, people usually want to move, but physically can’t, and the fear comes as an afterthought. During freeze responses, however, you freeze because you feel like you’re in danger, and your mind decides that moving is too risky. It’s less of a “physically unable to move” thing and more of a “too scared to move” thing.
Still a good comment though

@heidi1392

this is terrifying because it’s his literal boyfriend. like imagine how scary that would be to be almost killed by a person that you trust so much.

@humanityyy

I know that feeling of something or someone looking over you while you sleep. It's absolutely fucking terrifying. You're frozen in place, you can't even sleep, and you're lying there waiting and hoping for morning to come as if the sun would suddenly make you safe.

@alexeifiore8573

I love how leading up to the narrator’s experience with his boyfriend’s sleep-walking, Ryan and Shane are just telling personal sleep-waking experiences that are 10 times worse than someone just clicking a lock back and forth.

I agree. The only part which got slightly tense was his bf standing beside for bed for god knows how with the kitchen knife

@kdjoshi726

Ikr!? This story sounded pretty much of a "meh" story but hey! Shane's friend sleepwalking to the front door & talking to someone was literally scary!

@kdjoshi726

@Official Belyy For me, only the time when he had a kitchen knife. Since I thought people sleepwalking either usually stand somewhere around your bed or do something reckless lol

@keshig2366

@K & D joshi Ryan's and Shane's sleepwalking stories are much more spookier imo

@aguyfromnz537

He was holding a knife

@aditi9097

this story wasn't even that scary, but damn that art took it to another level 🙌

@valentinesgaming3323

"sleepwalking shows your true self"
me as a child after sleepwalking and sitting down at the computer: makes sense

@Sparkles._.

I peed in the trash can after attempting to pee in the corner of my mom's room

@berryrhubarb

Duuude the idea of looking up to someone standing over me on the bed... them twirling in circles. Then a stiff jump and walk away, like their body wasn’t under real control. I would need sedation.

@isaacspeyer1129

No literally I’d start crying 😭

@pencilfangs

Pitching an idea: Shane makes Ryan a Cryptkeeper style puppet to tell us all spooky stories

@mollywest3087

I sleepwalk!! I feel partly honored and partly hurt by the knowledge that Shane is freaked out by sleepwalking

@jazzydragon4498

My dad once told me that when he was younger, someone kept eating up all the oreos in the house very quickly. Eventually, my grandma got so mad that she made everyone keep track of how many oreos they ate. So one night, my uncle woke up late and went to the kitchen to find her sleepwalking and eating a bunch of oreos. It took a while for them to finally convince her that she was the culprit 😂

@jinhui7886

Nice grandma of yours 😂

@caleb8653

"sleepwalking"

@sarahyd8494

Omg this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@kdjoshi726

Your grandma must be a real foodie lol

@leo-db5uj

That's so sweet

@elwiwi43

Both of them: about to read a scary story
Narration: I’m about to show my friend Shane the scariest stories on the internet.
Shane: :))

@chloemarie3553

8:33 Wakeking them up like that could be very dangerous. Since they've been sleeping if you wake them up, even if you do it gently, they could be very disoriented and frightened and not even realize who you are and act violently.

@calliope720

This is a complete myth. A sleepwalking person is a much greater harm to themself and others while sleepwalking than when they are woken up. Sleepwalking people, most of the time, are groggy and confused upon waking up, not terrified or violent. Medical professionals advise waking up sleepwalkers to stop them from accidentally coming to harm.

@maddieb.4282

Nah what are they gonna do, punch you? That doesn’t happen. It’s not like restraining someone having a seizure. Just wake them up.

@bhargavipba

I don't know why but I always wait for Ryan to say "let's get into some theories" and then the creepy music starts.

@TheWickedLep

Everyday I love watching this two cuz it's just a nice refresher to see how they are as friends. Ryan and Shane have always been there for each other and it's just a heartwarming thought of having a friend that you spend more time with most people spend with their own family.

@manavibhattacharyya7750

"sleepwalking shows your true self"
12 year old me who went and hugged my mom when I was asleep: 🧍🏻‍♀️

@medea4751

y is this wholesome tho

@gz5405

that’s nice :)

@vincentribeiromattos2007

That's very sweet

@Mothz_yay

Dude I ran away

@sluttsanonymous

aw but that’s sweet

@alexeifiore8573

This guy: wakes up and doesn’t look around, but automatically assumes his boyfriend is gonna kill him

Ryan, whose ex-girlfriend hopped on the bed, spun around, stiffly shuffled off into the bathroom, where she proceeded to stand in corner: it was whatever tbh

@tryingtobe_terri2566

Hahahhahahahahahhaah

@AJPrice-cg5ip

Didn't that girl from Paranormal Activity do that?! Creepy!

@mcost4098

I'm surprised he didn't throw holy water at her

@i.8357

Legit thought he was going to throw a table lamp or something

@kashvi2647

I will never understand Ryan's fears. He gets scared by everything while remaining significantly unhinged and it's a talent tbh

@finpin2622

I slept walked a few times when I was younger, I think it was mostly when my dad had gone on a longer business trip and that messed w my child brain psychologically. It mostly consisted of me trying to go down stairs a bunch or just wandering around, the funny thing is I was half awake sometimes so I remember some of them.
One of the highlights is when my mom was trying to put me back to bed and I protested by saying "all my friends are allowed to go down stairs!" as if that was any kind of rational argument.

@a.evelyn5498

I love how that usually Ryan ends every video with “goodnight” or “are you scared?” But for this one Shane snuck in a “bye” at the end softly. Since I guess this was his slam dunker.

@theodorec1882

Im actually really surprised that wasn't a true story? It read very realistically, both the events and the way the narrator recounted it. Kudos to the author for this one, they really have a handle on how real people sound when they're recounting things

@amnitystevers5067

I love watching Celina Spookyboo's sleepwalking videos... they are absolutely hilarious!!

@TherockerNik

truly truly 100% true: when i was younger, around 6 or 7, i used to sleepwalk frequently. nothing is more scary than a sleepwalking kid, i think, i don't know how my mom didn't send me away. but my parents had just divorced and i was undergoing a lot of stress (even on antidepressants at that age). i sometimes did normal sleepwalking things like going downstairs and playing with some toys or going through the kitchen. but the most common thing i did was walk into my mom's room and just stand next to her in bed as she slept. subconsciously, i wanted to be in bed with her and sleep with her, as i always got a lot of comfort out of it. but she always hated when i would wake her up; she'd often just send me back to my room mad. so instead of waking her up i'd just stand. i don't know for how long and neither would she, since she would often just wake up in the middle of the night and sense me there. i have no memory of any of it-besides one time i woke up because she got so scared of me that she yelled accidentally.

@hannahwilkinson6749

“The paranoia being you’re acting out your true self”
My dad who washed paper plates while sleep walking: 👀

@ellaboehme6748

Why is this so funny to me bruh

@happyseagullsorceress4576

Deadass that proves he’s a true dad just with some level of restraint that mine does not have.

@alluripranitha

Paper plates 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@averyhodges2302

My dad made several scrambled eggs while sleepwalking, luckily my mom caught him before her turned the stove on. He didn’t remember any of it in the morning lol

@helenejapa

I don't sleepwalk, but a few months ago I woke up in the middle of the night during breathing exercises (the kind I do to relief anxiety), soooo...

@jamieweberbrennan2853

As a past sleepwalker, I have been told many stories about me doing creepy things...opening the front door, pacing in the garage, sitting up straight in bed and staring straight forward...super creepy

@goodson6290

when shane talked about the friend that opened the door and talked to no one it gave me flashbacks of when my mom told me for the first 3 years after my dad died, I would open the front door and go out to the curb of our street and talk to my dad.

@cirielenn

Watching ays eps late at evening/night when it's dark outside and the spooky season is just around the corner. That is a joyful feeling.

@ewanball

From what I've heard, a lot of sleepwalkers just walk to a room they go in a lot during the day and just stand there for a long time. I've heard some open the fridge and just stare at it before closing it and going back to bed. I think I remember hearing about a kid who sleepwalked, and he would go into his parent's bedroom and stare at them sleeping, which would be way creepier than anything in this story.

Edit: Sleepwalking can be dangerous for the affected person (if they trip or attempt tasks too complicated) so you definitely need to talk to a doctor if you start sleepwalking or your partner or child starts sleepwalking. It's a real disorder and could in some rare cases be caused by serious brain injury so ignoring the problem is not smart.

@RenDisKenn

“sleep walking is a form of your true self”
5 y/o me walking to a corner of the kitchen, sitting down, and crying that i don’t want milk: 👁👄👁 i guess i really don’t like milk

@sluttsanonymous

i once did something similar regarding the not wanting milk. i accused my mom of pouring milk in my soup and started crying. when i was asked about it the next day i had thought i had dreamt it lol. i guess my true self really likes their soup

@partlyironic

(Shane always gives off big Protective Best Friend vibes when Ryan talks about his ex and it is really amusing to see an otherwise gentle man get slightly sharp)

@alyssacheyenne7333

it's so weird that your name is helen too cause i think that was the name of ryan's ex

@BrunosSquirrel

I know right?! Shane saying that caught me off guard. They are so adorable

@phlautia588

What happened to his ex?

@melodys9188

what hapned w his ex ? is that the one in that one bfu ep where they slept there

@InternetsPedestrian

I think if I remember from a previous episode when they broke up, Ryan was really upset about it and maybe Shane still feels like grr how dare she hurt my beef friend (beef man and "best" friend)

@MsStarSwordPlays

Shane out here coming up with the ending to a goosebumps book 😂

@Adrian-zd4cs

I was a sleep walking child... My parents had so many stories. They had to add locks to our doors... The night terrors were the worst though bc back in the 80s my parents would just shake me awake and all the sudden I was on the couch with bright lights and Mom and Dad looking at me

@ratosphere

I like this ending, but I have my own in mind:

I searched every room of the house for my boyfriend, but to no avail. I went to leave, twisting the knob of the front door, when I felt the presence of someone behind me. Slowly turning around, it was him. My boyfriend- with a knife raised over his head, ready to pounce. His eyes were open and he was staring into mine, blank expression on his tilted head. I backed myself up against the door.
"Babe, hey, wake up. C'mon, wake up! Dude, you're scaring me..."
"Oh, Darling," he replied, mouth twisting into smile. "I'm wide awake."

@temporarilymisplaced260

I’ve gotten a little used to sleep walking. My cousin used to do it all the time and it’s scary up until a point. I think the worst was when she would just stand over someone as they’re sleeping or when she was crawling at us like the girl from the ring

@melanie8062

Shane and Ryan should both separately write a scary story and they read it to each other

@jackiidk4791

The shade towards Ryan’s ex coming from Shane is what I want in a best friend

@shelfj3901

Definitely. That's how you tell you've got yourself a best friend for life. Those two are lucky to have found each other.

@celia7983

damn when?? I missed it

@Madeeha_shinkoko

@Celia when Ryan talks about his ex's sleepwalking experience "to be fair, she was a freaky lady"

@casadegaitan

@Madeeha I need him to elaborate on what exactly he meant by "freaky" BC that has different connotations.

@brianaaaaaa

@V - right 🤣🤣

@brandonalexis7356

Shane saying Ryan's ex was freaky is a what convinces me they're more than bestfriends they're brothers from different mothera

@soshiangel90

The line between real and fabricated on these is getting blurred and I love it! This one was a very fun listen!

@lanceypants524

Ryan: The narrator and his boyfriend..
Me: GAYS??!!!?!

@manicmax7909

we're all so starved for representation lol

@AS-mr2pl

@Ansley Hammond lmao I’m the opposite, I’m like nOO! SCARY STUFF ONLY HAPPENS TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE PLEASE because it’s what I have to believe so I can sleep at night

@spaghettiontheweekends4108

Same lol

@pastromer8552

us pore gays

@gaygaygaygaygay9355

@I am The pappy The bible can't hurt me I'm not christian 🤺🤺🤺

@theoldblood3804

I had lucid dreams but I've also turned a stove on while sleep walking. Had no idea until I felt the heat of the stove. So yeah, it does happen

@j.o.w.4099

I love how Shane’s pitch for the ending is literally a scene from coralline. It just cracks me up.

@priyankaambati497

I really thought Ryan's ex's story was more creepier than this story itself

@chrissparks7439

Yes.

@markjosephbacho5652

Same. I could even imagine it

@eleanorlamb1838

Nope, I laughed so hard, I think sleepwalking is hilarious (as long as no one is in harm's way of course)

@iamthepappy4232

@Eleanor Lamb no, more so when there is harm. Natural selection.

@katiejaneh8562

I'm the 666th like. Nice lol

@chinthamanisenguttuvan4650

I’ve sleepwalked a few times but I’ve never done anything too bizarre except this one time where I sleepwalked I suddenly woke up in front of the bathroom door and hands down in that moment I had needed to do my business, that was the only time I was ever grateful that I sleepwalked conveniently towards the bathroom door.

@ft.meganmccarthy8865

True story!
I have never been a sleep walker or talker, but a few years ago, something really weird happened.
My best friend and I decided to go on a one night, super basic camping trip together before the weather started cooling off in the fall. We lived about 40 minutes from eachother at the time, and I lived closer to the campsite, so the night before we'd head out, she stayed over at my place and we shared my bed.
She's much more of an insomniac, so while I fell asleep quickly, she was up in bed for a while. Within a half hour of me knocking out, I suddenly sat up, firmly and repetitively saying "No," to no one in particular. She woke me up, and we were both very confused, but laughed it off after a minute and went back to bed.
The next day we headed off and set up our campsite. We had some issues with the tent, but figured everything out pretty quickly and had a nice day. Bedtime came, and we settled in for the night. It took me longer to fall asleep without my cozy bed, but eventually I got there (before my friend, as usual.)
Next thing I knew, I was sitting upright with my freaked out friend lightly jostling my arm. I figured out what'd happened immediately, saying "I did it again, didn't I?"
For the second night in a row, I'd sat up, looking upset, emphatically telling something imaginary "No." I was pretty weirded out that time. We'd had sleepovers half a million times, and I'd never made a peep. I couldn't recall a nightmare either time.
The next day, we packed up, and drove down to her house where I stayed with her for the last night of our fun weekend.
I didn't do it again that night. I had never done it before, and never did it again. I've lived with my boyfriend now for almost 3 years and I haven't done a single weird thing in my sleep. I dont know why it happened. Not even a theory. Ultimately harmless, but it still weirds me out lol

@evakonopka121

shane talking about the boyfriend being put into a snow globe reminds me of the time he mentioned wanting to be shrunk so that he could sleep in a matchbox

@hibi-tea

I just need Ryan saying "I don't like that" as a text notification from my roommates LOL

@christygatto

Good story. My brother used to sleep walk as a child, I've read its fairly common in children and teens as their hormones are ramping up or in adults during times of stress. Like this story my brother would get up go to the front door and try to open it, saying he needed to go ride his bike. My parents often wondered what would happen if the door wasn't locked. Usually they point him towards the bathroom as they found sleep walking was often a sign that he or I needed to go, then put him to bed. They said I would randomly be found sitting up in bed babbling nonsense but would never actually get up and walk around. Neither of us ever had any memory of these night time forays, and we both grew out of it as we got older.

@illusiveaxeman9164

Shane should write a horror story, I bet it'd be a wild time.

@cassiel.6918

It'd be about snow globes and clenched buttholes.

@vanatile9525

it'd be him stating a paranormal thing and then proceeding to explain the science of what REALLY happened. There were scratches all over me, (by the way it was my bear, yeah he does that sometimes.)

@unconcernedcitizen4092

Dawn of the Heroin-laced Avocados

@zozozilla

My mom is a sleepwalker but she did it a lot more as a kid. She once went to a friend’s house which was pretty far from where she lived and she legit walked all the way home, got inside, and went to bed. Everyone was scared shitless when they woke up the next morning and thought she was missing.

@HarperNell

to my knowledge i've only sleep walked twice- I came up to the dinner party my parents were hosting that night, picked up a coaster and just started saying random angry gibberish. Not even words, just straight up simlish. The second time I came up to my mom sleeping and asked her if we had a turkey for the parade, I actually remember the dream I had that night and it wasn't anything to do with turkeys or parades

@LildawgBigbite

Found you guys through buzzfeed of course, but I’m so glad you all are doing your own thing now. Two guys, funny as hell, talking about some true crime shit. Count me subscribed

@jememmanuelle8216

Like, I wanna be scared but Shane makes me laugh so much!

@harrynuggz

Keep pumping out content! Love your shows

@SabrinaMacielBrasil

Ryan, your hair is giving me LIFE. So is your killer mustache Shane

@MoldyCheddar

Who would have thought a KILLER mustache would give someone LIFE

@SabrinaMacielBrasil

@redRUM oh damn, it’s the mustache paradox

@lifu._

@redRUM Maybe Shane is a killer...

@mzisaperson7925

@Lĭfú or at least his moustache

@twinklybubblybits

Agreed💖

@hellosunshine305

My best friend’s little sister was a TERRIFYING sleepwalker when we were kids. She would run full speed into the room, start pressing buttons frantically on the TV and shout, “She’s coming!” Other nights she would walk outside the house and roam the street— her family had to install locks that required a key from both sides, so they could hide the key from her. She was also one of those sleepwalkers that would just stand ominously over you while you slept until you woke up. She doesn’t do it anymore, but as a kid I was TERRIFIED to have sleepovers at their house.

@dizzypenguin6509

That odd lizard brain thing is legit.

I was half asleep once when suddenly I’m wide awake, this absolutely awful feeling comes over me. I don’t know how to explain it, but I just knew that something was wrong, and that I was in danger.

I opened my eyes and my cat was inches from my face looking at me. I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this cat is absolutely the opposite of sociable, he interacts incredibly rarely and is content sleeping and watching from his cat tree, and of course sprinting around like a madman at night. I’ve heard him meow once in the five years that we’ve had him thus far.

@samanthat6004

Love this series. Do keep it going!!

@raisa1918

I admire this one. The story honestly felt pretty real

@jasminvalerie

As someone who used to share a room with a little sister who only talked in her sleep, got up, stood there, pet the dog, moved stuff, and said “no” in my presence, this story freaked me out. Only once she did something super funny but I would always tell her the next day what she did while I was laying in bed watching YouTube instead of sleeping 😅

@carlybarker6180

“sleepwalking is a reflection of your truest self”
my friend, who once pissed in a box of legos while asleep: 👁👅👁

@abby6087

this should have NOT made me laugh as hard as it did

@kaelabasara40

Idk why I’m dying at this comment

@ilkkarautio2449

I have eaten my pillow while dreaming about pizza. 😳 Well, bitten my pillow would be more accurate since i obviously didnt swallow any of it. But kinda goofy anyway. 😂

@SjofnBM1989

My brother sleep walked and peed in a laundry hamper. To be fair he was like 8 at the time....30 years later we still don't let him live it down

@koro-is-caffeinated

When I sleepwalked one time I crashed my best friend's couch and woke up there lmao

@laurenlittle910

as a kid i sleepwalked VERY frequently, but i became super suggestible during it so my parents would just say "go back to bed, it's late" and id kinda nod and go tuck myself back in LMAO. they would try telling me other stuff like "go read your book" sometimes and my sleeping self would go try to do it and then becone frustrated when i couldnt complete the task

@MountainHomeJerrel

Awesome! Thanks for another great episode, team!

@chloeludwick2887

i want their to be an episode where someone from the producers or staff send in a story and at the end it’s revealed the author is the bad guy and goes “and i might be closer than you think” and then they pop out and scare shane and ryan

@mms208

My brother is a sleepwalker. He would often go to the fridge, get out leftovers/drinks, set it all up like he was going to eat it, then go back to bed. When he first started sleepwalking, he tried to open the front door a couple of times. It’s weird, but he never remembers it and you get used to it happening after a while

@legendoflink8548

I fall asleep to the AYS? vids every other night 😊 Great content. Cant wait for the new series!

@kardelen3504

I must say, Mollie Ong's illustrations have had me hooked on these stories ever since the series started. They're atmospheric, and Anthony's editing really helps keep you immersed in the narrative and your eyes follow the images on screen so well. Shout out to Watcher for emplying and supporting such amazing talents!

@Gobbostopper

they remind me of a less sketchy scary stories to tell in the dark a lot i dig em

@ipshitakanungo3025

I totally agree.... Some if the stories r not that scary, but the illustration make it interesting atleast, if not more scary

@Gobbostopper

@Ipshita Kanungo it really adds to the whole story, have spooky visuals

@ameonna.13

I remember only sleepwalking once when I was a kid. I remember one afternoon running to our kitchen from somewhere, telling my mom that I would accompany her to go to a particular store. The thing is, I don't remember if this happened in real life or in my dream. But the next day, my mom and brothers told me that I fell asleep while watching tv with them, then I suddenly stood up and ran to our kitchen. Funnily, I didn't bump into any furniture or corners. I didn't even fall into the kitchen floor (because the floor level our kitchen is lower compared with the other parts of the house). Creepy.

@olielmore

this once happened with my best friend at her house. i’ve heard people sleep talk before so i had no idea why this happened, but i was sleeping and she started sleep talking and it woke me up and startled me so much that i had the anxiety shakes so bad that i had to go in her bathroom just to calm down. i was in there for about 30-45 minutes just watching youtube to calm myself down. then after that every time i stayed at her house it took me about 1 hr- 2hrs to fall asleep every time, and every time she made a single noise or even just moved to get a different position, i would wake up and lay there for another hour. it was horrible, but it’s much easier now and sometimes i even sleep with noise cancelling headphones. she’s also sleep- walked and stared at me for a split second before, and it’s super unsettling and makes me super anxious.

@paranormallovescene

Y'all hit me hard during minuet 3 lmao my ex of 7yrs ghosted me. No formality no nothing. 4mo later he messaged me on FB saying he's moving to another state for work and that he's just going to focus on that. That maybe in 2yrs we can reconnect lmao. Happy to say i met someone else that treats me better than i could have ever hoped for. So yeah, one can just dip like that for sure.

@ipshitakanungo3025

I had the same reaction as Shane about sleepwalking. I have never sleepwalked in my life, never had anyone else done that. My dad does talk in his sleep sometimes, nd that sometimes creeps me. Idk why, but I just hate the idea of sleepwalking or seeing someone do that...

@nafisa1029

Thanking the comment section for all your funny sleep walking stories in one line💖

@nikkiland

Like 3 years ago I sleepwalked at my boyfriend’s house, I went to the bathroom and afterwards normally if I were not sleep walking I would’ve returned to my boyfriends room, but instead I went into his sisters room, climbed into her bed, and when she woke up and was like “umm ur in the wrong place” apparently I said “no no it’s cool it’s cool” and then just preceded to sleep there 💀 so embarrassing lmao

@Me-vn3gz

Apparently your true self is bisexual lmaooo

@isaamaandaa

omggg. 😂😂😂

@PastLifeVillian

@Me Bruh dont make it weird, you have no idea how old the sister is

@Me-vn3gz

@Van Jaylon It’s a joke dude chill

@nimrodnori7967

@Van Jaylon exactly, so dont assume shes underage you freak. why did you evem think its weird

@s0v1etfr0st

Not sure if this is true, but creepy as hell if it is. One time, while my family and I lived in a duplex, The bedroom I was in was halfway underground, but it had a window you could open and crawl through for emergencies. APPERENTLY, my mother had told me the day after the incident, that I sleepwalked and crawled out of that window, into the backyard, and had started laughing hysterically. It scared the shit out of our neighbor (not the one IN the duplex with us but the next one over) and she had called the cops. However, the cops went to HER house instead of ours, according to my mom. This might have been a lie to cease me from crawling in and out of it for fun during daytime, but if it was indeed true, I wonder wtf was going through my mind during that.

@RhondaRooBug

My husband is a sleep talker and occasionally, but rarely, sleepwalks so this kind of thing is terrifying to me. (Although my husband's sleep actions are usually more funny than scary, but it still freaks me out that he's not in control)

@bootycakessss

my brother is a habitual sleepwalker. in 2018 we visited the stanley hotel (for those unaware, super haunted/inspo for the shining). that night, in our hotel room, my brother sat up and started reciting facts about the hotel IN HIS SLEEP. another time he started singing ballroom blitz by sweet while completely out. he's also gotten up to pee in his sleep twice. the first time he peed in the trashcan next to the toilet, the second time he accidentally went into the living room and almost peed on the roomba before my dad stopped him.