Help I'm A Rock
Zappa Mothers Lyrics
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Ahahahahahahaaa
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
Somebody, please, please!
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...
Wow man, it's a drag being a rock
Help I'm a rock...
I wish I was anything but a rock
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up
In front of Ben Franks, right!
Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
(Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
You know, in society, because,
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
And I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here
Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
Who could imagine...
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.
It can't happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
No freaks for us
It can't happen here
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
No, no, it won't happen here
I'm telling you it can't
It won't happen here
(Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
Plastic folks, you know
It won't happen here
You're safe, mama
You're safe, baby
You just cook a TV dinner
And you make it
(Bop bop bop)
No no no no
Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it won't happen here
(No no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool).
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool.
And they thought it couldn't happen here
(duh duh duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But...
Suzie...
Yes yes yes--I've always felt that
Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...
It's a real THING, man
And it really makes it
(Makes it)
Suzie, you just got to town,
And we've been, we've been very interested
In your development.
Forget it!
Hmmmmmmmmm
(It can't happen here)
The song "Help I'm A Rock" by Zappa Mothers is a chaotic and surreal commentary on society and the individual's place within it. However, the focus is less on the lyrics' message, which is by turns irreverent and melancholic, and more on the jarring and unpredictable structure of the song itself. The song's lyrics describe a protagonist who feels frustrated and helpless in a world that doesn't seem to make sense to him. He would like to be anyone but a rock, as he hates being stationary and inactive. Eventually, he wishes he was a cop, but even this profession holds little appeal to him.
The song's lyrics are interspersed with psychedelic interludes, electronics, and even a chorus of "ba ba ba's." The song's disjointedness, combined with its ironic tone, suggests that society is just as fractured and nonsensical as the song itself. When the song declares that "it can't happen here," it seems to be mocking the absurdity of such an assertion while also highlighting how deeply embedded such claims are in American culture.
The song is a commentary on the social upheaval that erupted during the 1960s, and the mistrust and disillusionment many young people felt toward the political and social systems that guided their lives. The song's unconventional structure and tone, coupled with its references to drugs and nonsensical phrases, were clearly designed to shock and confuse listeners. Zappa was known for pushing the boundaries of popular music, and "Help I'm A Rock" is a prime example of how he disrupted even the most basic assumptions about what a song should be.
Line by Line Meaning
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
The singer is expressing that he needs help and that being a rock is a drag
Help I'm a rock...
The singer repeats his need for help and his dissatisfaction with being a rock
Wow man, it's a drag being a rock
The singer reiterates that being a rock is a difficult and unpleasant experience
I wish I was anything but a rock
The artist expresses a desire to be anything other than a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
The artist mentions a desire to be a policeman, indicating a desire for some form of agency or control over his life
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
The singer proposes the idea of improving his skills and abilities to achieve his desired profession
Maybe if I passed my driving test
The singer identifies one of the requirements for being a bus driver, further indicating his desire for a sense of control or agency in his life
I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up
The artist fantasizes about being a bus driver and picking up unconventional or interesting people, perhaps reflecting a desire for a more exciting life
Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
The artist has transitioned to expressing a desire to be a cop rather than a rock, indicating a shift in his desires and aspirations
It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
The artist expresses dissatisfaction with his current profession and mentions a desire for a higher level of power and authority
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
The singer reflects on his childhood dreams for his future
Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
The artist indicates a sense of insecurity and self-doubt related to his ability to achieve his dreams and goals
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
The singer expresses frustration about being rejected, indicating a sense of disappointment and discouragement
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
The singer describes a impulsive and unconventional way of applying for a job or opportunity
And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA
The singer has received a letter of unknown content, but the use of 'UHU, AHA' may suggest that it is an unsatisfactory or negative response
It can't happen here
The artist repeats this phrase to express their disbelief that certain events or situations could occur
I'm telling you, my dear
The artist addresses an unknown listener and emphasizes the importance of their statement
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
The singer asserts that they have researched and analyzed the situation in question
I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
The singer emphasizes the thoroughness of their analysis, adding a sense of credibility to their statement
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
The artist addresses a listener and urges them to trust and believe in their statement
Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...
The artist asks a rhetorical question and refers to a hypothetical event that might occur in a location
Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
The artist repeats 'Minnesota' to create a rhythmic effect and to refer to another hypothetical location
Who could imagine...
The singer repeats the rhetorical question to create an ominous effect
That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
The artist creates another hypothetical scenario in a high profile location
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
The singer adopts a sarcastic tone, mocking the idea that everyone is always safe and no negative events could occur
No freaks for us
The singer adopts a dismissive tone, suggesting that the listener has no need to worry about unconventional or disturbing events
Plastic folks, you know
The singer uses a derogatory term to refer to people who are superficial or insincere
You're safe, mama
The artist addresses an unknown listener, offering reassurance that they are safe
You just cook a TV dinner
The artist suggests that the listener should engage in simple, distracting activities rather than worry about potential negative events
And you make it
The singer emphasizes that the listener is capable of completing simple tasks
Oh, and it won't happen here
The singer repeats this phrase to further emphasize their disbelief that negative events could occur in their location
Who could imagine
The artist repeats the rhetorical question to create a sense of unease and anticipation
They had a swimming pool
The artist reminisces about a setting that may have been safe or idyllic
They knew it couldn't happen here
The artist suggests that the people in the idyllic setting were naive and delusional to believe that nothing negative could occur
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
The singer emphasizes the delusional nature of the people in the idyllic setting
Suzie...
The artist directs their attention to an unknown person named Suzie
Yes yes yes--I've always felt that
The singer agrees with Suzie's statement and indicates that they have had similar thoughts
Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...
The singer affirms their agreement with Suzie's statement and expresses enthusiasm and satisfaction
It's a real THING, man
The singer emphasizes the meaningfulness and importance of the topic under discussion
Makes it
The artist uses a short phrase to indicate the relevance or impact of the topic under discussion
Forget it!
The artist dismisses or rejects an idea or topic under discussion
Hmmmmmmmmm
The singer uses a nonverbal vocalization to indicate uncertainty or ambiguity
(It can't happen here)
The singer repeats the phrase as a reminder of their disbelief that negative events could occur in their location
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@scotta.5681
I used to play this when I wanted people to leave my house. I'd let it play over and over and they would quickly leave. It is wonderful!
@christopherpetersen9956
😂😂
@100GTAGUY
Dang, I would've just stayed and kept on groovin haha
@bittertriumph2045
Why'd you have people with terrible taste over in the first place?
@TubeScrewed
I had a friend who's Dad owned a traveling fair. When it was time to close, there was always these too cool trouble making types hanging around. He'd play this extremely corny music, I have no idea where he got this music, but it was the corniest of the corny. It's hard to be cool with that kind of music playing. They'd leave every time.
@floydLmiller
And if that didn't work I'd pull out Space is the Place by The Sun Ra Archestra.
@captpogossian
Before the album was released in UK I read a review by someone who had heard an import copy. The review said something along the lines "this album should be banned as it is liable to induce a psychotic episode in vulnerable people". Terrific advertising - I bought a copy the day it was released.
@BrownSoldier96
Haha Good man.
@williammcintosh6450
It helped through self-induced psychotic episodes immensely.
@juanmanuelferrand
Nice comment sir. Do you know what lyrics are talking about?
Thanx. Greetings from B.A. Argentina.