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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Mikemikemotorbike

4y↑51

Im only 30 min in right now, but I don't think she realizes how fast her wind walk spell is...

300 feet every 6 seconds (not including dash)
=
50 feet per second
=
3000 feet per min
=
Thats basically 34 miles an hour, in 8 hours they can travel almost 275 miles in a day...

Dnd says you can travel 24 miles in a day (8 hours of actual travel)

If they can make the mountain in two days they could mist form there in like 5 hours...

They could probably easily mist form to the island of glass in 8 hours...

KnightNightLight

1y↑167

0:00:45 - Sam's Backblaze ad
0:02:47 - Humble brag
0:03:49 - Level up!
0:04:18 - Bedroom RP
0:04:30 - Oh my...
0:06:15 - Recap Begins
0:08:00 - Recap Ends, Game begins!
0:09:00 - Detective Scanlan on the case!
0:09:43 - Keyleth MVP Part 1 (also Talisan's recation is literally me when I watched this live)
0:10:30 - Hunter or hunted?
0:11:10 - Scanlan and Grog's Solution
0:15:13 - Felony
0:17:40 - Hello?
0:19:13 - The Perfect Guard
0:20:20 - You can never be too careful!
0:21:19 - Kiki's Ball
0:21:52 - Scrying Eyes
0:23:45 - Keyleth MVP Part 2 (The Scrying)
0:26:30 - Keyleth pls
0:27:30 - What Can Scanlan Do?
0:27:55 - ...Not read, apparently...
0:28:40 - ...but he can remember history!
0:29:38 - An Old Plan
0:32:52 - You Spice?
0:35:48 - Scanlan Brings Logic To The Table
0:40:35 - Wrongfully Accused?
0:40:50 - Tracking The Fugitive / You Spice?
0:43:56 - Things Get Tense
0:44:22 - Fessing up
0:52:05 - Why It's A Felony
0:56:40 - The Deal
0:58:25 - Know any trees?
0:58:45 - Bay of Gifs (or is it Jifs?)
1:03:00 - Mistress of the Haggle
1:03:55 - The "Heist" Begins
1:06:20 - Indala!
1:07:58 - Ding ding
1:16:35 - An old face returns
1:18:00 - Telepathic Keyleth
1:20:15 - Most valuable necklace
1:30:44 - Scanlan leaves his mark
1:32:44 - Still hasn't learned his lesson
1:35:39 - The streak continues
1:45:16 - Keyleth may have a problem
1:47:09 - Scanlan's biggest lie
1:49:25 - Is there a Canada in this world?
1:50:30 - Insight checks
2:03:08 - Haggle happy dance and pity payment
2:04:35 - Mistress of the Haggle strikes again
2:13:40 - Break Begins

2:14:10 - Backblaze ad

2:27:04 - Break Ends
2:28:21 - Not the best scene to recreate on a ship
2:36:44 - Punny Grog
2:42:58 - Grog drinks
2:45:59 - Morning Scry
2:51:32 - The baddassery commences
2:52:31 - Morning Storm (Keyleth is a Bad Ass)
2:53:19 - Storm has nothing on Kiki
3:15:34 - Fire!
3:19:40 - Keyteor
3:25:00 - Probability be damned
3:33:05 - End of game

EnDSchultz

8y↑2.4K

Well, a fiend with a gun
Stole the Vestige you sought
Had its bearer unjustly slain

Yet an ally is won
Through a battle hard-fought
So your journey was not in vain

Now your time here is done
Such a shame, it's been fun
And the fate of your land looks bright

So be pleased, and farewell
Say goodbye, Ank'Harel
'Til another Marquetian night

Marquetian nights
And Marquetian kings
With draconic might
Take off, and take flight
On brass gilded wings

Marquetian nights
Like Marquetian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

AFLoneWolf

8y↑610

0:52 - Another perfect Sam ad
6:19 - Game start
17:28 - Hello? Is this thing on?
24:35 - Eavesdropping pt 1
32:56 - Still spicin'
40:52 - Fugitives
44:22 - Fessing up
58:39 - Bay of Gifs
1:03:57 - The B-Team
1:06:18 - Indala!
1:07:58 - Ding ding
1:18:00 - Telepathic Keyleth
1:20:15 - Most valuable necklace
1:30:44 - Scanlan leaves his mark
1:32:44 - Still hasn't learned his lesson
1:35:39 - The streak continues
1:45:16 - Keyleth may have a problem
1:50:30 - Insight checks
2:06:04 - Haggle happy dance and pity payment
2:14:10 - Backblaze ad
2:27:05 - Break ends
2:36:44 - Punny Grog
2:45:56 - Eavesdropping pt 2
2:51:32 - The baddassery commences
3:15:34 - Fire!
3:19:40 - Keyteor
3:25:00 - Probability be damned

NomadSkout

2y↑50

All comments from YouTube:

Julien P.

7y↑2.7K

vox machina: makes a plan
the plan: does not fall apart
me: holy shit??

Mortabella xx

5y↑143

Holy shit a plan actually went BETTER than expected.

Mya Bella

5y↑57

Well Mighty Nein spend hours (irl) planning... And we all saw how that went (Ep.26)

Liquor Fan

5y↑25

Happened to our group one time. Well, it didn't go *perfect*, the city ended up burned a bit more than expected, but it worked well enough! We were all very surprised that day.

deathless12345678

4y↑23

@Liquor Fan we had a two week break. We planed the whole time. It was perfect. Until a single crit fail on a stealth roll....

Ana

4y↑5

They killed the crew people who were just there to operate the ship...

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Ethan Peterson

4y↑1.6K

I love how one by one, Travis, Laura, and Liam all just broke when they saw the "You Spice?" on the bottom of Sam's mug at 32:57.

Carlos Giudice

4y↑21

I had missed that one loool

Scott Wagner

3y↑23

I keep rewatching just for Liam lmao.

Rickrack

3y↑3

I hadn't noticed thanks for pointing that out haha!

Thomas O'Keeffe

3y↑3

I literally just saw this as the moment happened

William Moon

3y↑16

I was listening, not watching, when they lost it. I had to go back because I was worried I missed something since I didnt hear what causes the laughter... then I saw it and watching their reaction was SOOOO much better!

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Nick K

4y↑1.1K

“The Palace is going to be paying for this charter.”
meanwhile across the city
Vax: Sister...you’re crying. What’s wrong.
Vex: I...I just am so happy. And I don’t know why.

Gwen Harris

3y↑99

That moment was so good! just

"Wait. You saw J'Mon Sa Ord were given something?"
"Yes."
Laughs "Let me see this." laughs while handed object, turns it over, goes pale "Very well. Um. Uuuummm... We're going to go ahead... You let me know the price and uh the palace is going to be paying for this expedition..."

Just... YESS!!

Arwo

6y↑1.5K

Just the fact how fast they left the airship is impressive....
Within probably 10 seconds, Vax grows wings and picks up keyleth, just to drop a huge rock seconds later, Scanlan polymorphs Grog into a giant eagle that immediately darts off and Vex jumps off the ships deck, pulling out a broom, flying off and Percy just shoots a guy in the head
That has to be fucking impressive for the crew

Karak

5y↑161

Asmaron I picture the avengers all charging together at the beginning of age of ultron

Privatizität

4y↑132

Ì don't know why, but for some reason, I just imagined everyone jumping of and percy jist standing on the ship, and randomly shooting a crew member in the head

U.S.S. ChuckleFucker

4y↑10

@Privatizität YES

Dragonspirit223

4y↑27

@Privatizität Why do I imagine the stereotypical AimBot meme with that description.

Like, scoped in a slightly different location, and then suddenly... POW! With just him snapping to the head without any reasonable way to know he was there.

This is funny to me.

Meg Willsher

3y↑28

And then Kili basically water bending-surfing on the water......gah this whole scene was epic

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David M

1y↑6

Travis just straight up gaslighted Matt into mispronouncing "archipelago" and nobody said anything 😂

A Nanney

6y↑1.4K

Taleisin gets SO RED when they discover Ripley has been using his gun against them. YIKES!

ScorchHellfire

4y↑167

And probably was even more pissed at Scanlan for destroying his original one so that he had to switch to hers in the first place.

BlackLightParadox

4y↑189

@ScorchHellfire To be fair, the old one was going to be equally problematic in the long run

Scott

4y↑170

@BlackLightParadox "the long run" is a good name for a replacement gun

A Nanney

4y↑50

@Gem Ini It might be her gun that hes using, but the one she has been using to get Cabal's Ruin as well as the one Percy stole from her are a result of her reproducing the very first gun that Percy had invented and tried to kill her with before he got locked up and met Vox Machina. If Percy had never created the gun to begin with, Ripley never would have made her own gun and would never have used it to make Vox Machina's life so difficult.

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BadVideoWatcher1

7y↑2K

If Ripley could hear through the gun, she must have went partially deaf every time they went into combat

Butternuggets

5y↑26

We can only hope

Dankster Dan

4y↑62

Ripley: WHAT

D H

3y↑10

She should talk louder than Lil John.

Earl Wyss

2y↑4

I thought the same thing.

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Kalah

3y↑402

Keyleth: "Go forward."
Captain: "What?"
Keyleth: "Into the storm. Trust me."
Captain: "Okay..." (steers forward)
Keyleth (makes the enormous storm dissipate all around them)
Captain: "Okay, I see your point."

KryptoFreak405

4y↑338

I've got to say, I absolutely love the way that Taliesan plays Percy as the man who's greatest regret is bringing firearms into the world.

Stephen Shouppe

3y↑32

Shades of Dr. Oppenheimer in him. "Now am I become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

DND and Me

2y↑6

@Stephen Shouppe I was thinking the same thing.

Mr. Dad

2y↑15

im pretty sure taliesin has sited oppenheimer as a direct inspiration for the character of percy

Wizard Swordfish

1y↑7

Honestly I think it is funny. Because compared to a wand of magic missile Percy's gun is not that dangerous. One wand of magic missile can clear an entire room of commoners in seconds. Guns are not that great of a threat compared to your average wizard too. Like "this creation will end so many lives" while wizards are like "lmao let's make this stick explode people you point it at"

Godspeedhero

1y↑5

@Wizard Swordfish Yes, but the issue with guns, even in a fantasy world, is that ANYONE can use one and it IS deadly weapon against other common people. He basically made a a weaker wand of missiles, but rather than just powerful spellcasters using them, it's EVERYONE.

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Colin Carroll

6y↑1.2K

Keyleth totally wins the MVP award for this episode. She was basically a Swiss army knife of magical effects that suited the situations perfectly.

Alex V

4y↑78

She's easily the most powerful member of Vox Machina, and had she been on her game more often she probably would have carried them through the entire campaign. As it happened though she ended up just turning into beasts most of the time.

Alex Dines

4y↑67

I like the character way better now than even like 15 episodes ago

Highborn

4y↑34

I'm usually on the keyleth hate train, but she 💯% did the heavy lifting in the air

Mikemikemotorbike

4y↑51

Highborn

4y↑14

@Mikemikemotorbike if they can find it in 8 hours that is. But you'll realise in a few hours why that plan'd fail

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le

4y↑370

God I love the quiet despair with which Matt realises Liam’s maths checks out and he has indeed allowed a rogue to fly 500ft per round

ClayXros

3y↑19

And this is why you playtest these things.

Dave Redacted

3y↑26

Except the whole thing was based on flawed logic. Boots of haste specifically say they double "walking speed", not "movement", "distance", "flying speed", or "swim speed". So since he has a flying speed of 60, he can use his movement for 60 feet, action to dash for 60 feet, hasted action to dash for 60 feet, and bonus action dash for 60 feet. That's only 240 feet, fellas.

ClayXros

3y↑25

@Dave Redacted
The out the box Boots of Haste. Remember that these guys originally came over from Pathfinder, and a heavily homebrewed version at that. I dunno the Boots of Haste in Pathfinder, but it could easily have been homebrewed at some point to be doubled speed in general.

Mr. Fluffles

3y↑69

@Dave Redacted Vax's boots definitely are a homebrew item, and they allow the wearer to be under the effects of the Haste spell for 1 minute. The Haste spell in 5e, among giving other bonuses, specifies that it "doubles the target's speed", so yes it would work for flying speed. Vax got them in their original pathfinder home game, so they're not from any of the 5e books

Tom Roberts

1y↑6

I continue to wish they'd do the math on Wind Walk's speed correctly, unfortunately I remain stubbornly unable to cast 9th level spells in this reality...

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TheDragonOfWhi

4y↑194

Sam/Scandlan's story in this 'arc' has been a master class in giving a player/character a failure by letting them succeed.
Sam didn't role low at any point during his 'drug deal', but still all that success was for nought, and lead him down a story progression that worked with his character. At any point he could have corrected it himself. He could have started by looking for it in the normal market, but no, he went in on the impression that it was a drug, and got player tunnel vision which Mat exploited.
The Higher Sam rolled, the more confident he got, which sucked him in more and more. His tunnel vision clouded any sense of misgivings, and then blam! He's out of 400 gold, and the con men got their easy mark.

Sam's rolls of Over 30s on some of his checks should have meant he was going to be walking away smug and pretty, but DM just let player be player, and twisted that success into glorious failure.

drizzt102

2y↑22

This is what happens when your deception abilities get to high. Even you begin to believe your own stories.

Stephani Moss

1y↑18

Scanlan succeeded very very well at what he was TRYING to do, buy some Fusaka from shady characters. And Sam was great at keeping the player knowledge of "this is probably not a drug" out of play. Because heck, the 400 gold is just a number on a piece of paper, and it's very funny to his friends and viewers if Scanlan gets totally scammed.

Doctor Mitchell M.D.

1y↑4

@drizzt102 this might be the wisest thing ive ever read in a youtube comments section

BernyBadger

7y↑1.5K

"Others too will be drawn to the search.. beware"
These were some of the last words from the sphinx

Klespyrian

5y↑217

DM hints often get overlooked

NeedleHair

5y↑9

big oof

Joshua Dixon

5y↑99

She was probably listening to that conversation

patmcgroin4me

4y↑7

@White American Male what is wrong with you?

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Jeremy C

3y↑876

Transport via plants + scry seems to have broken the game, Mercer is sending them to every treeless terrain he can think of: tundra, desert, ocean.

cwm 12601

3y↑109

A little late but If I had to GM a game with this much travel. I would go insane. The whole reason that I slow down travel in my games is to give myself at least a moment to prepare. Even if they change directions mid travel I'd still get at least 20/30 minutes of minor prep instead of 10 minutes of no prep. Honestly I'm impressed that he's able to keep up.

Scotty G

3y↑38

Throw in the game cheats called Dust of Tracelessness in infinite supply, and Rope of Infinity or whatever it's exactly called. Only thing they both do is make players lazy and unresourseful.

Anon Ymous

3y↑35

They could've used plain shift to go to Syngorn on the Feywild. Then used plane shift once more to go to Isle of Glintshore on the Material Plane.

The Prisoner of the Golden Headband

3y↑22

I think that the most balanced method of instant travel is the wizard's teleportation circle and the spell teleportation because it can easily go wrong even with a scry. And teleportation circle is limited to usually highly developed city areas so the party may be able to get closer instantly for one slot less. It still affords the dm prep time.

MasumiSeike

3y↑14

@The Prisoner of the Golden Headband Transport via plants as well actually as you have to see the tree in person to normally use it.

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JayJonesR Gaming

3y↑257

I love how Grog is the least intelligent character but always has the most common sense; “how will we tell where she is relative to us in a giant body of water?”

VeteranVandal

2y↑22

It is interesting, specially when the group comes with convoluted ideas and he just throws the simplest ideas that works and people are like 'damn Grog, that's pretty smart'.

Piranha Plant

2y↑25

The thing is that Travis has a decent sense of the game overall. Probably the best of the group, at least from what I'm seeing in season 1. It's just that he's playing a barely sapient character, so he doesn't have much he can contribute aside from the occassional common sense when the group is overcomplicating something very simple.

Guess my name

2y↑2

Somethign something simplest option is the answer?

David Fulcher

2y↑5

He is not smart enough to over think a problem or idea

Maren Bird

1y↑1

He does have a decent wisdom

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Brad Alexander

7y↑871

I so want Pike to take a level of Barbarian when she levels up. I just want to hear her say, "I would like to rage!"

Xander Garcia

5y↑301

Brad Alexander this comment aged SO well

Daniel Dosso

5y↑112

@Xander Garcia I'm here from the future and I can confirm

pbgandie

5y↑143

No, she should say "I would like to BE A MONSTAH"

dicorockhimself

5y↑8

@pbgandie yes

StarSideHaze

5y↑7

@Daniel Dosso yayyy like gets to become a badass lil monstah

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Wesley Young

3y↑262

Marisha during C1: "omg why is it always INT checks"
Marisha during C2: "omg why is it never INT checks"

EC B

3y↑223

Honestly in a way Keyleth’s comment that “you’re not THAT ugly” is more scathing than Vex’s original “you’re ugly” comment because Vex is obviously just trash talking, but Keyleth is being honest and trying to be nice but still doesn’t deny that she’s at least somewhat ugly

TheAlchymist

7y↑2.9K

There needs to be a one shot sooner or later with Scanlan returning to the Casino, Ocean's Eleven style.

Altyrell

6y↑98

If I lost 600 Gold like the way Scanlan did, I would want to do that too.

Jared T

5y↑2

Yes please!

BoojumFed

5y↑42

"Debt's Runners"

Voldebutt

5y↑134

Ocean's Elven

cory legg

5y↑6

@Voldebutt how do you only have one like?

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KnightNightLight

1y↑167

Taylor Standen

1y↑2

Bump!

Alexander Tiberius

Oghma's blessings, Friend.

Bubba Swe

Thanks :)

KallianaCorus

Rachel Robinson

Boost!

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Varaeim

4y↑581

I actually started to notice how often Liam is rewarding the GM for what he is doing, this is SO sweet and I think they all don't even realize how much it means for DM to hear or see such kind of small "tokens of appreciation" in here and there during session :) he is MVP!

im hulki

4y↑11

What do you mean? What does he say?

Arospace

4y↑125

@im hulki it's when he applauds Matt's characters after he does a particularly impressive bit, like Kyme today and anytime he's the black powder merchant in Vasselhiem

im hulki

4y↑143

@Arospace oh, also travis gets excited a lot when matt says or does something cool (like finishing blows for grog or some epic stuff) which in turn gets matt excited too.

And those subtle "awesome" which he keeps saying along with "I love you matt"

toof987

4y↑45

Travis does this as well from time to time.

Bethany Watson

3y↑102

Laura and Marisha do too! Sometimes they stay in character during Matt's longer descriptive scenes, looking around in wonder or awe or fear at whatever Matt's describing. That's a non-intrusive way to express gratitude for the world building during atmospheric moments :) Great squad all around

Blizzic

5y↑184

One day, I want to be watching an excellent, Lord of the Rings-esque plain fantasy movie, and when the innkeep tells the adventurers where to go, I want them to all start taking notes and repeating back the names to be sure they've got it right. Just once. It'll be glorious.

Forge Makes Stuff

1y↑7

here from 2023, may I present to you the soon-to-be-released Dungeons and Dragons movie

Shiftingrain 123

3y↑227

Its hilarious that they almost gave the pixies venomous tea.

TheChiliconkarma

1y↑14

Poisonous* - "Venom" is when the harmful substance is delivered via fangs, stingers or such. "Poison" is when it's inhaled, ingested, absorbed or such.

leavy

6y↑299

ever since Travis did his first butchering of “be pleased” I thought “meep meep” would be perfect. thanks for making this happen.

Amara Lundy

7y↑2.5K

It seems that Trinket now has the right to bear arms.

Toby Jacobs

5y↑10

Amara Lundy awesome

Joshua Prescott

5y↑9

Wonderful

Bryson Crisp

5y↑91

But vox machina have to right to arm a bear

Unknown

5y↑29

Ill never be able to unhear Trinket having a southern drawl now...

spudthepug

4y↑19

Well...he already has bear arms.

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Finch Bird🔥

3y↑167

I love seeing consequences for allowing a villain to live rather than killing them. It makes the story and stakes more realistic

DND and Me

2y↑4

In my campaign I accidentally ran a situation similar to season 2 circus. My party let the devil live. Note in my campaign the devil was purely their to just make a show and escape his responsibilities in the nine hells. They burned the poor devils circus down and the devil is after my party. Reoccurring villains is so fun to manipulate and use mainly when they are able to be anywhere and everywhere without the party knowing.

EquusHeart

4y↑226

When you realize Matt has been trolling Sam the entire time 🤣

StretchyPlays

5y↑333

Jarett: "If you're going to steal, make sure you can definitely get away with it"

Scanlan: "I'll steal some stuff and leave my shit on the walls."

The Superb Slide Whistler

3y↑9

It’s not like they have DNA identification, right? Granted, said shit spelled out one of his known aliases.

Ignis Shadowflame

3y↑16

@The Superb Slide Whistler You mean an alias that he has had at that point for less than 24 hours.

zemorph42

2y↑3

@Ignis Shadowflame And known at the time only by shady characters anyway, so...

KJJ

2y↑2

@The Superb Slide Whistler

...Scrying
Uh oh.

osiris

4y↑266

“For the first time you see a crack in scan-“
Tal and Liam: W H E E Z E

Matthew McCann-Willis

4y↑138

I can't wait for the animated series to be released and to see what they do with the last thirty minutes of this episode. Everyone is so badass.

VoicingDragoon7

Soon, my friend, soon

EnDSchultz

8y↑2.4K

FattyMelt

8y↑77

Bless you <3

Wargablarg

8y↑67

This is great! But... I have to be THAT guy... J'Mon Sa Ord is a brass dragon, not bronze.

EnDSchultz

8y↑73

Dan Kearney
Much appreciated, THAT guy. :)
I couldn't recall offhand which it was and didn't have time to dig around to confirm. Fortunately it's an easy fix. Thanks!

jakob dickson

8y↑21

Truly a wonderful little poem

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Nidohogg

3y↑168

I felt for Matt, he probably spent ages making those other games and really wanted them to try them in the Casino

Lauren S.

2y↑3

Nah there's a treasure trove of resources of games people have made. You just pick your faves and adjust a little bit.

Rooster Floyd

1y↑2

@Lauren S. Cee Lo would be a really fun game to add to your dnd casino. It's rounds are like a minute long and you only need three d6.
You should check it out, a surprisingly fun game.

Zach Barry

4y↑379

"Oh no, I'm a deep believe in insurance fraud." There's been a lot of great Percy quotes, but this is my favorite

Katie Faircloth

3y↑9

I was pulling pallets at work and started laughing at that comment. Couldn't properly explain the comment and laughing to my co-workers and looked really weird.

MojoBeast: Science Yeti

6y↑575

They tried to poison those Feywild pixies by accident. Talk about a diplomatic incident! 😂

HOW did Matt keep a straight face?

MrD10de

6y↑70

Certainly explains why that negotiation went south so quickly!

Darksnake12345 mrniceguy

3y↑27

Also if they would have drunk it would have been brilliant... it might harm people, but it probably would kill a pixie

Introbulus

5y↑497

I gave a little smile when I realized the little halfling in the crew was the one that Vox Machina let live from the raiding party all those years ago.

I say years, but actually I saw that episode less than a month ago.

Huskycat 24

4y↑26

That acually happened a Couple months ago in game aswell

Rudewalrus

4y↑17

@Huskycat 24 More than that: this is episode 67; I'm pretty sure their prior skyship experience was Skyward - episode 15.

Yandrak

4y↑12

@Rudewalrus but after that they just did the trails take, and whitestone and shiat went dwon with dragons... I would incline myself to think at most 4-5 months passed.

dark_matter62

3y↑16

@Yandrak according to the timeline on the wiki, its a difference of day 11 to day 108. So nearly 90 days exactly.

Astraay

4y↑376

Me: "Why can't you remember something so simple?! It just happened!"
Me 10 seconds later: "Oh, right, it's been 6 hours for my binge-watching bum and 3+ weeks for them."

Secksy Sequin

2y↑5

This is me ALL the time

Kyle Middleton

8y↑1.7K

Does anyone else just expect Taliesin to say natural twenty after every roll?

Vaserius

8y↑19

they monitor the roll of each other, he coulnd't be cheating nat 20's

ClericofLurue

8y↑271

I think he was more referring to Taliesin's extraordinary luck with dice rolls. He's had some pretty good streaks.

SpySappingMyKeyboard

7y↑134

I was hoping that when he was gambling, with the roll 2d6 game, that he would roll his 2d6 then look up and say natural 20.

yriafehtivan

7y↑73

I mean, the point was to get 7 or 12, and he immediately got a 7, so close enough.

krisostomo y abarrera

5y↑1

Yes

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Sean O'B

3y↑294

"You're not that ugly, she just said that to hurt your feelings." Keyleth is sweet, literally to a fault.

Unicornburger16

2y↑9

She still called Ripley a POS though

Bryon Youngblood

2y↑3

@Unicornburger16 Yeah,s o there's that! XD

Wolf Note

2y↑6

You don't have to be ugly to be ugly

asluckdespairs

5y↑129

Watching Matt listen to the party hash out their different options is amazing. Hes like a super computer running variables trying (and succeeding) to plan out how their decisions will impact them now and in the future.

AncientToe

3y↑224

For anyone wondering, when vax is flying hasted, and takes a triple dash, he moves at a total (120 feet x 3 dash "actions" in a turn). 60 feet per second. (360 feet over 6 seconds) This maths out to roughly 40 miles per hour. (65.8 kph).

He has become bullet.

Mr. Fluffles

3y↑27

Dont forget that he can use the extra action he gets from Haste to Dash as well, for a quadruple dash, making it a ridiculous 480 ft in 6 seconds, or roughly 55 mph. Gotta go fast 😂

Ignis Shadowflame

3y↑5

I made a character that can get 960 feet in 6 seconds so Vax is still on the tame side for speed.

Ailias

3y↑18

So he's twice as fast as an unladen swallow

John Matthews

3y↑7

Not quite a bullet - a .45 (which is a fairly slow bullet) is about 575 mph. A 9mm is around 800 mph. Not quite a bullet, but still stunningly fast.

Hitchbot

2y↑8

@Ailias That depends. African or European?

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Louise C-M

5y↑157

(Reaction thread)
Honestly, Grog-and-Scanlan adventures are some of my favourite parts of this series. Of COURSE Grog couldn't resist ringing the bell, even when it was clear they had someone's attention already.

Louise C-M

5y↑15

First Vax and Kashaw, now Vex and Damon. Scanlan is clearly the best matchmaker, who knows /exactly/ what his friends and allies want.

Louise C-M

5y↑10

This is an interesting side to Percy as an inventor. I think a lot of innovators struggle with the idea that their work can be used for evil, as well as good.

Louise C-M

5y↑10

I like that Treev's enchantment guy seemed really incompetent, but actually knew his stuff. He's like the opposite of that guy at the Crystal Chateau.

Louise C-M

5y↑11

I love how comfortable Keyleth seems with her and Vax's relationship now; how easily she seems to have fit into it. Grabbing onto him when the ship lists, blowing him a kiss before going Keyteor. They're really frickin' cute.

Louise C-M

5y↑4

The image of them approaching the beach/trees - Grog the eagle carrying Scanlan, Vex in her witch hat, Vax speeding through the air carrying Percy, and Keyleth coming up like a water skier with no boat - is really entertaining.

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shadycactus

5y↑92

"you're not that ugly, she just meant that to hurt your feelings. ...but you are a piece of shit."

keyleth is a fucking blessing

amiraultk

8y↑568

My opinion of Keyleth keeps improving. She seems to be using her full caster spellcasting more effectively ever since they stopped using her 4th level spell slots to get a bear around.

Kate B

4y↑123

I know I am replying to an old comment, but I totally agree. I also appreciate (even when she messes up) she she tries to use her spells in creative (positive creative, not game-breaking) ways. It has inspired me to super learn my own spells to try to think of fun & helpful ways to use them.

Kathryn Brinser

4y↑30

Kate D yeah! I agree. Glad to see some Keyleth appreciation as well :)

deathless12345678

4y↑29

She has been improving greatly the last 5 episodes. Which makes me happy because she has so much potential.

A S

4y↑11

About time she pulled her weight.

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Ruben Rubensson

1y↑6

I love the concept of the elves of Syngorn being gifted a tea set creating poisonous tea by a diplomatic "ally" only to be like "meh, throw it in the closet".

Shadowy Fox

1y↑71

Percy finally breaking in this episode just tears at my heart. All of the terrible things he's said to himself and hoped weren't true are showing up to be true.

Thaddeus Kent

1y↑4

I'm surprised by how much it actually annoyed me. I'm becoming involuntarily annoyed with the Percy show. Dude gets more moments and monlogues than midsummer nights dream. I know that it makes a LITTLE sense character-wise, but the dude loves his own voice. It's starting to drive me nuts.

Vanyel Wolfshadow

1y↑7

thats tal.... all of his characters are like that.

at least he lets others have their time, too

(liam and marisha also have the same long winded tirades...)

Thaddeus Kent

@Vanyel Wolfshadow I get you. Again, he's actually fantastic, it's just that when he is worse than the others, he is exponentially so. He does step on others input quickly though. There's a friend I have where he ALWAYS has to say "I know" or something in the middle of everywhere sentence while I'm telling him something, and whether he knows or not, it's frustrating. It's like, just listen, and reply after. And don't cut off my one or so lines with a clever dramatic monologue.

Thaddeus Kent

@Vanyel Wolfshadow liams feel like a better length and more tasteful, and he let's whoever he's speaking to reply; additionally, liam has made comments (I belive a fee episodes ago) about Percy talking so much.

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Jake Dalay

7y↑275

The fact that Sam put "You Spice?" on the bottom of the giant tankard is the best.

Emma Goff

2y↑1

@Leon Embers yes

Brenn out of 10

2y↑2

An omen of things to come...

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Brandon Shelton

5y↑90

I swear, watching Liam react to Matt's new characters is the purest thing on earth 1:50:13

Tairongo

6y↑158

I love how Travis actually went red from how hard he was laughing at the Indala thing.

Phil Boswell

3y↑5

Late to the party but unashamed of my ignorance: what am I missing here? Is the word itself significant or was it just the way Sam sang it?

Vin Syd

2y↑7

@Phil Boswell Listen to Ying yang twins - shake. It'll make sense

ShadowAxon

8y↑877

Percy: "I never write my things down."

Back Blaze: 'Percy always makes back ups of his designs!"

Dyslexia

8y↑88

ShadowAxon bottom left it is there a bout one hour there is a picture of Percy with a quote "your sole may be forfeit but your data doesn't have to be

Mischa

7y↑2

Boring Von Carstien 1:00:14

Pluveus

It's at 2:59:30 They've been cycling the character endorsements all episode.

Darksnake12345 mrniceguy

Percy: "i never write my things down..."
Also percy: "im gonna draw some more sketches, make sure to burn it..."
Wah?

mr. E

He clearly write his stuff down. he's done it many times throughout the campaign. you've seen it happen.
I guess backblaze is more trustworthy than Percy is.
Percy is a bigger hypocrite and keyleth is. For all the Keyleth hate.
I don't hate either one of them though I love all these characters.

Ryan Bouton

3y↑84

VM: has a scrying ball that they always forget about
M9: burns millions of Jester’s spell slots scrying all the time

VeteranVandal

2y↑2

To be fair, they didn't seem to understand how good scrying is...

Not a Dog

2y↑1

They learn from their mistakes.

Princess Blazena

4y↑157

VM: "Tera, you killed anyone yet?"
Tera shakes her head
M9: shakes their head in future disappointment

Raiden Photos

2y↑30

the way Matt kept a straight face through the "Scrying Eyes" Accapella session shows how long this bunch have been together lmao.

queenofbabble24

3y↑52

Sam: put it in the bag of holding, a pocket dimension that can't be scryed on
Everyone: nah bro we'll have the bear sit on it 🤷

Q

2y↑3

Right?

AFLoneWolf

8y↑610

Poppy Online

8y↑5

Bless your light!

Emma R

8y↑5

Bless you sir

Bucket

7y↑5

Doing sarenraes work

Taylor Simoneaux

4y↑1

Thx

Yasmina Farih

A+++

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TenNoOkami

5y↑52

'it wasn't me! It was a one-armed woman!' damn...the things D&D can make come to life xD is why i love this game

A. Morphous

3y↑79

I’m still cracking up at “The Meat Man Cometh”

Corbinite

6y↑29

the evolution of sam's mug is the true subplot of critical role

gwynnyn

50w↑3

Holy cricket... Keyleth is a badass!! She carried this so hard O.o i already liked her before because she seemed like a pretty relatable character with her own flaws and fears. But to see her do so well here is quite empowering

Stephani Moss

1y↑56

"The palace is going to pay for this expedition."
Laura: so excited she has to stand up 1:20:58

Abelhawk

7y↑234

VEX: "You're a piece of shit. You're ugly."
KEYLETH: "You're not that ugly. She just meant that to hurt your feelings."
GROG: "Don't soften the blow. She's a piece of shit."
KEYLETH: "...But you are a piece of shit."

Aravind Pallippara

7y↑7

I think its the first line from Keyleth i truly liked so far, good wit there

NomadSkout

2y↑50

AllieCat523

Boost

M

2:06:47 - the first signs of "a crack in Scanlan Shorthalt's veneer"

Isabella Mandracchia

Boost

【VORTEX】

1y↑4

2:07:12 Vex looking at Scanlan, seeing the pain in his eyes and immediately going soft gives me life

Spencer Cox

5y↑620

The group: Bay of Gifts?
Sam/Scanlon: It's pronounced "Bay of Jifs".
Matt, as Treev: I'm gonna F**ing f** you!"

WolfGoddess77

5y↑39

I think that was Liam, actually. He's done it before in an earlier video; I think he enjoys harassing Matt with it.

vampiremage2

4y↑6

What was the time stamp on that, please.

halgrimhelgrimson

4y↑8

@vampiremage2 59:00

SNARGLBLARGN

4y↑11

It was Scanlan. He made a face and everything

Mohammad Fletcher

4y↑15

okay, Liam set Sam up by asking, "Bay of GIFs?!" right after Matt said, "Bay of GIFTs."

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John Evans

5y↑48

Honestly my favorite thing thru the series is when the party gives Matt crap over the names he chooses.

Meg Willsher

3y↑26

This whole entire battle was so epic. Vax flying with Keyleth and Percy with his gun and Vex with her broom and just HELL YES

dustbinflowers

7y↑186

The amount of flirting between Laura and Travis in this episode is insane. I love them so much.

Elisa M.

2y↑9

They obviously has themselves a good time that afternoon (Travis's comment at the beginning about Vex being to sleep with barbarians whenever she wants says enough) and it just spilled over into the game. Honestly, don't mind it at all lol.

mr. E

1y↑1

Laura is so cute (physically and personality). Travis is so lucky

Liska

1y↑9

32:34 "Are You genuinely... afraid of her?" " YES. Very much so." "...Oh." That exchange with Gog really started to drive home to me how bad the next episodes might get for everyone. That woman really was up there with all the dragon confrontations.

I don't even no

1y↑2

"I only want one thing. Her good hand." Chills.

Ana Clara Schmidt

1y↑8

the way I audibly gasped in the middle of the subway when Sam said he was talking to Lin Manuel even though this episode is 6 years old 🤣

AJ Carolino

4y↑42

If I were a player, I would be applauding Matt after every session. He is truly amazing! And, for lack of a better term, The Leonardo Da Vinci of DMing, world-building, and improvisation within fantasy settings.

Eldar Lundesgaard

3y↑1

If I were truly rich I would pay Matt handsomly to DM a game for me every week. 🙂

Kyouko Tsukino

6y↑50

You know a mercs guild is powerful when they have a mysterious, cloaked, silent type as their... Errands boy.

Choomy

8y↑749

“VOX MACHINA, ROLL OUT!” Percy shouts, setting up Bad News over the side of the ship. Trinket stands up behind him in full battle armor and roars. Vex, wooping and running towards the side of the ship, pokes Trinket with her necklace, throws her broom out in front of her, then leaps off the side of the ship, pulls out her witch hat, and holds it onto her head with one hand as she lands on the broom and takes off. At the same time, Grog responds to Trinket’s roar with one of his own, then he and Scanlan (best friends forever), smiling broadly, sprint towards the side of the ship. Grog, faster than Scanlan, gets there first and gives a mighty leap. As he does so, Scanlan snaps his fingers, and in mid-leap Grog turns into a giant eagle, giving a piercing eagle battle cry. Scanlan gives a hearty laugh as he leaps off the side of the ship, landing on Grog’s eagle form, and they take off. Meanwhile, Keyleth wraps her arms around Vax. He grins at her over his shoulder like the cool guy he is, and then PHOOMF! The black raven wings furl out to their full wingspan, in all their impressive glory. Keyleth gives Vax a peck on the cheek, and they take off.

This is just the scene that I played out in my head after taking liberties with their descriptions of what was going on :) I love the Avengers feel. Imagine multiple camera angles, some from below the ship, as everyone is wooping and hollering and haphazardly jumping off the side of the ship. SUCH AN AWESOME EPISODE/SHOW!

gabthegreat01

6y↑52

HOW HAS NOBODY DRAWN THIS!?!?

Joe Gaylord

6y↑40

How is this not the title sequence for the second half of the campaign?

45ACPorBust

5y↑41

I want this as an animated intro A++

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Al S

2y↑23

"Trust her she's crazy." ~Percival 2:52:37
Just another reason I love Taliesin.

Howard YouFellingToday

1y↑1

Scanland and Grog's journey: hilarious
Vex, Vax, Percy: depression
Keyleth: "ho a butterfly, i need mead, do yall want to drink something too?"

Cormorant Colors

5y↑323

“Your soul may be forfeit, but your information doesn’t have to be.”

ScorchHellfire

4y↑18

When I saw that pop up on the video, my immediate reaction was: "It's so cheesy! Please tell me that Taliesin didn't make that up. It's worse than 'life needs things to live.'" xD

JT G

2y↑8

wow the keyteor and the airship attack on the ship below in general was so epic and cinematic - it's gonna be incredible when they do this scene in the show

Laura Guebert

5y↑187

Did anyone else sing "seeecrreeettt tunnellllllll" every time Matt said "secret tunnel"? No? Just me? Oh okay...

Sara O'Neill

5y↑5

"and die!"

David Bergfors

3y↑6

I couldn't stop myself, it's just a reflex at this point

honey suckel

3y↑4

Yea i did but i forgot all the words in the middle until it got back to SECRET TUNNEL

Aakash

I did too, glad to find that other people do that too

Bonnie Fazman

... looks around

Dominick Quinn

8y↑663

1:04:22
Percy: Do you want to stay here for an hour or would you rather go outside and talk to someone about a giant flying boat?
Grog: The last one.
Im dying

Poppy Online

8y↑9

Ha yes! Another amazing moment.

cody beaird

7y↑34

Dominick Quinn It's moment like that Travis seems to enjoy being Grog the most besides in combat

Nope Nope

4y↑25

20:10
Laura sounds so cute with her "don't you fall asleep". I hope this bit makes it to the animation.

Aly Patterson

3y↑18

Matt (about magic items): "Part of the enchantment is to make them resistant to the general elements. They endure."
Laura (in an alternate universe): So like, acid wouldn't, say, disenchant, I don't know....A FLYING CARPET?

Julien Brightside

3y↑1

A pool of acid is probably not considered "general elements" though.

theuncalledfor

3y↑1

@Julien Brightside
Also the acid was literally pouring from the eyes of a cursed devil statue. Even if flying carpets can normally withstand acid, it's reasonable to rule that this acid might be able to destroy it.

Angel Gonzalez Morro

2y↑1

I assumed the effect that made that the carpet couldn't fly broke that resistance as well

Casual Tea

2y↑4

The acid didn't stop the carpet from flying, they flew through a disenchantment trap, essentially, right before the acid pit.

Alas Blacksmith

2y↑15

As a newbie to CR this is my first time watching it through + first time watching a D&D campaign I love that Liam goes out of his way to talk to each character about how they are feeling, This episode is the perfect example of serious characters like Vax and Percy getting there moments and funny characters like Scanlan and Grog doing funny shit. I'm starting to understand why Critical Role is the best of it's kind.

Jared Burks

3y↑11

That smile of Matt's @32:47 when Percy says "I made a terrible trade, I made the wrong trade." Is solid gold. That's 30 episodes of buildup right there :)

Gurgadurgen

4y↑105

God dammit, Travis. He pronounced archipelago CORRECTLY until you told him the WRONG pronunciation!

the_unimpressed_empoleon

8y↑424

Matt is the cutest man acting as a bear I've ever seen

Diandra R

4y↑56

The airship scene might be my favorite non-fight action sequence so far

testfire3000

4y↑5

Agreed! That airship story was epic. And it seems I am just a few hours behind you in my binge-watch.

Diandra R

4y↑1

@testfire3000 nice to see someone else binging at the same time! I'll see you i the comments ;)

crispy82185

5y↑19

i aboslutely love how off the rails things go when scanlan and grog go off on thier own for a few min

Cat Rivers

1y↑43

OMG WAIT matt proposed to marisha on november 21st, 2016. what if he missed the anime con in florida because he had to build the escape room and prepare to propose???

Jericho Crusher

4y↑3

I forget Laura and Travis are married Bc the keep it so professional but when they had that cute moment after Travis said “ now she can sleep with a barbarian whenever she wants” it reminded me that they were together. They are so great.

John Moore

3y↑42

"Can I just make, sort of a physiological check of his mouth shape?" - Died of laughter watching that!

Sky Harkness

8y↑467

I just adore when Vex insights Scanlan.

Bexter O

3y↑41

Hi, watching in 2020. It took me 2 and a half hours in to realize those were cups of donut holes and not just whole eggs on the table 🤣

Maybonics

3y↑4

Oh!

Oh hi

2y↑3

Oh my god 😐

VanguardBreaker

3y↑24

As a current viewer of C2, Scanlan and his spice is oddly reminiscent of Fjord and the Ring of Fire Resistance.

Boz

4y↑33

Travis hit me with that MEEP MEEP and I lost it

Someone's Side Channel

5y↑225

The nat 20 was the dice saying "suck it mercer, mind scores are the same"

Zac Dredge

3y↑12

1:41:50 I think what Vex fails to consider here is that her bow is literally a shard of divine power whereas Percy's firearm is something that can be mass produced and be far more widespread than magical arms. Also no telling how powerful firearms might be if successfully hybridised with magic.

Bexarath

8y↑213

I love how Taliesen's face went beet red after Marisha's revelation about his gun.

Riley

2y↑15

“I take a huge dump on the desk” I literally spit food out of my mouth and cackled like a hyena

PED

2y↑4

I just realized how there's a high chance Ripley may have heard the first "Spice" event.

ASilver Turtle

1y↑7

Can't wait to see Evil Carousel Matt in the animated series

DulishusWaffle

4y↑19

Geez good job Keyleth for making the entire beach assault a success

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