Part II
method man\redman Lyrics

Aiyyo yo f*** that
I am frustrated with the situation and need to change it.

Aiyyo I gotta find my motherf***in' mojo
I need to regain my confidence and power.

Aiyyo Reggie Noble, aiyyo Reggie Noble come here n****
I need your help, Reggie Noble.

Aiyyo start it off while I tell you how it went down
Provide some background music while I give you the details.

Put the drop down, get your smoke on
Let's relax and enjoy some smoking.

Get your feel on, are you feeling?
Let's connect on an emotional level, how are you feeling?

Get your girl on, get your squeeze on
Let's flirt and connect physically with the ladies.

Get your bus on, are you chilling?
Let's party while taking it easy and relaxing.

Are you wheeling, are you feeling?
Are you on the move and feeling good?

How you feeling, and we gon' hooo-oooh-ooh
Let's connect emotionally and continue to enjoy ourselves.

Tell me what you doin'
What are you up to?

C'mon, yo yo-yo yo, yo yo
Let's keep the party going with some energetic ad-libs.

I had to put the mash down, throw the cash around
I had to use some force and money to advance the situation.

Stay focused, on the case put the hash down
Keep your mind clear and focus on the task at hand.

Jetted through the air about five miles per hour
I am moving quickly, but not very fast.

My mojo gone I can't fly like I wanna
I am lacking my usual confidence and power.

But this case is easy, find that motherf***er that
Despite my lack of confidence, this task is simple: find the culprit.

Couldn't wait to be me, put his face on TV
The perpetrator was eager for the attention of celebrity status.

From the tec blow, I asked my ex-hoes
Using technology, I contacted some of my past romantic partners for information.

Pa** off some info for a pair of X.O.'s
I offered some money and alcohol for the information I needed.

Write the check low, I don't do that
I am not willing to spend more money than necessary.

I told you that s*** before when I boned your back
I already warned you about this.

Now I'm back to square one, and everybody hatin'
I have to start over and people are angry with me.

So I popped the flare gun, now they all escapin'
I used a weapon to scare off my pursuers.

Ran into Gator, for Jungle Fever
I encountered a friend named Gator, who is interested in interracial relationships.

He's my people and my neighbor, I said I need a favor
I asked my friend, who is also my neighbor, for help.

He said for ten dollars, and for ten Whoppers
My friend requested some fast food and a small amount of money for his assistance.

From Burger King, I'll tell you the n**** who gotcha
I received the information I needed in exchange for food and a small sum of cash.

Gave him what he wanted plus the extra large fry
I gave him what he asked for, including a larger size of his requested food.

He said blue eyes, blonde hair, a white guy
The perpetrator was identified as a white man with blue eyes and blonde hair.

I said what the f*** goin' on?
I am confused and frustrated by these unexpected details.

A white guy interruptin' my f*** flowin' on?
I am annoyed that a white man is complicating my plans.

So I copped some new ammo, reloaded my flare gun
I procured new ammunition to reload my weapon.

Stalkin' like Rambo, mixed with Commando
I am approaching my task with a military-like focus and intensity.

Gator pushed the ten-speed bike, I'm on the handle
My friend is providing transportation, and I am holding on to the bike.

Crashed into somethin' 'cause he high off my man blow
My friend's drug use caused us to crash into an object while traveling.

I jumped up and backtracked myself
I quickly got up and retraced my steps.

Who's the last hoe I f***ed or throat I cut?
I am trying to remember whom I last engaged in sexual activity with or caused harm to.

I said wait a minute, yo, that b**** Jane on the prowl again
I remembered someone named Jane, who may be involved in my case.

I bet she up to no good, actin' foul again
I suspect that Jane is involved in something malicious and suspicious once again.

Yeah, yeah, it ain't nuttin', I get her if I want her
I am confident in my ability to seduce Jane if necessary.

Matter of fact I'm gonna 'cause she live around the corner
I will pursue Jane because she conveniently lives nearby.

I walked up scared with my hands on my flares and my armor
I approached Jane cautiously, ready to defend myself if necessary.

'Cause she bring drama like Jeffrey Dahmer
Jane often brings trouble and chaos, much like notorious serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

But I heard f***in' all the way from the bottom
I heard sexual activity coming from the basement level.

I'm like, damn she yellin' kinda made me jealous
I felt envy towards Jane's sexual partner due to their passionate noises.

Knocked on the door enraged
I approached the door in a furious and aggressive manner.

Like a broke-a** rapper, at a label that ain't toured in days
I felt powerless and frustrated like a struggling musician at a record label with no upcoming tours scheduled.

Do it clown, before I count to four now
Do what I say quickly or face the consequences.

'Cause if I hit five them flares'll blow your door down
If you do not comply, I will use my flares as a weapon and destroy your door.

I heard the zipper zip up, and they was tryin' to run
I heard someone zipping up their pants and attempting to flee the scene.

So I re-clipped the clip up, and blew it before one
I quickly reloaded my weapon and used it before counting to one.

Freeze motherf***ers, I jumped on Jane back
I ordered everyone to stop and apprehended Jane.

I want the cheese motherf***ers and my name back
I demand the money and my reputation be restored.

We tusslin', fightin', bitin' skin and rustlin'
We engaged in a physical altercation, biting and struggling with each other.

Slaps in the face, chokes with the belt buckle
I hit Jane and choked her with a belt buckle.

And her knees bucklin', I thought to myself
Jane was struggling and losing her balance, causing me to think about my actions.

Where's that motherf***in' white guy she was f***in', then
I wondered where the white man Jane was involved with had gone.

Right out of the blue
Suddenly and unexpectedly, something happened.

Who dat? Who dere?
Who is that? Who is it?

Jerry Springer, is that you?
I recognized the TV talk show host Jerry Springer, who unexpectedly appeared at the scene.