Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals
of Montreal Lyrics


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Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe for animals?
Soft and squishy animated mammals
Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun
My god, are they cold?

Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe for animals?
Crippled with fear of the sparking wires
On an electrical beach
Plagued by the thought
That a bird cannot smile

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Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent?
Put it on your Sears card!

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe




Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Overall Meaning

In the song Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals, of Montreal explores the idea that festive celebrations and merrymaking do not necessarily translate to a safe and happy environment for animals. The opening lines of the song, "Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe for animals?" set the tone for a reflective tone throughout the track as the lyrics go on to describe soft and squishy animated mammals that are tapping lightly on their teeth with a gun, as if waiting for something to happen. The musician adds that the animals may be feeling cold and uncomfortable, which could be interpreted as a metaphor for the helplessness that animals feel when the environment around them becomes hostile and dangerous.


The next stanza further emphasizes the discomfort and fear that animals experience during Christmas. The crippling fear of sparking wires on an electrical beach underscores the vulnerability of small animals to the manmade environmental changes that accompany the holiday season. The feeling that a bird cannot smile may also imply that animals cannot experience joy and happiness like humans, a notion that could be seen as a commentary on human exceptionalism. The repetition of the line "Christmas isn't safe, Christmas isn't safe, Christmas isn't safe for animals" throughout the song underscores the central theme of the track.


Line by Line Meaning

Is Christmas safe?
Are our traditions and festivities in the holiday season safe for everyone, including animals?


Is Christmas safe for animals?
Do we take into account the well-being and safety of animals during Christmas?


Soft and squishy animated mammals
Cute, fluffy animals often featured in Christmas movies and decorations


Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun
Even these friendly, cartoon animals can be depicted with violent props like guns, potentially influencing younger viewers in negative ways


My god, are they cold?
While these animated animals may only be drawings, the thought of their virtual discomfort highlights the need for animal care during winter months


Crippled with fear of the sparking wires
The dangers of holiday decorations like Christmas lights can cause distress and injury for pets, who may not understand the risks


On an electrical beach
A metaphor for the dangerous landscape that electrical wires can become in a pet's eyes


Plagued by the thought that a bird cannot smile
Humans often assume that animals experience the same emotions as we do, but we cannot truly know if a bird or other creature can feel happiness or joy like we can


Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
An unrelated commercial-like interruption suggests the superficial and consumer-driven nature of the holiday season


Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card! Why rent? Put it on your Sears card!
The repetition of the commercial suggests the bombarding nature of holiday advertising, which can distract from the true meaning and spirit of the season


Christmas isn't safe
A bleak statement about the many dangers and risks that can occur around the holiday season


Christmas isn't safe for animals
Highlighting the need for recognizing the impact of Christmas activities on animals, and to prioritize their safety and comfort as well




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