Eos
pitsa Lyrics

Jätan su telekalauale märja klaasi ringid (Audi)
I leave wet marks on your TV stand (Audi) and don't bother to clean up after myself.

Kui sul on kass siis panen pelleri ukse kinni (mjäu mjäu)
If you have a cat, I'll close the door on it and let it meow outside.

Su kredo kaardil type'in kolm korda enda pinni
I type my PIN number into your credit card three times.

Saadan sulle ainult aegund WeTransferi lingid (vaata seda)
I only send you expired WeTransfer links.

Vittu su kaunis haljastus, ma võin üle muru minna
I don't care about your pretty gardening; I walk all over your lawn.

Tuju on tähtis, jobi, sestap jätan su tujust ilma (just nii)
Your mood doesn't matter to me; I'll ruin it anyways.

Teen saare praami rikki, mul pohhui, tahad siis ujud sinna
I don't care if I break the ferry to your island; if you want to get there, swim.

Panen su korteri müüki julgelt alla turuhinna
I'll put your apartment for sale well below market value without consulting you.

Ma olen su ülemine naaber
I live above you.

Kolin ja vaatan sõjafilme
I move around and watch war movies all day and night.

24/7 tantsin stepi niiet kannad pinges
I dance step continuously, with so much force that the floorboards creak.

Turnin su õunapuu otsas, suva, kes mind keelavad
I climb your apple tree even if nobody wants me to.

Ma olen Warzone'i update siis kui semud pelavad
I only update Warzone when my friends are playing.

Ma panen su kontoririided selga ja praen kotlette
I wear your work clothes and fry cutlets in them.

Ja toon sul nelisada linnalehte postkasti ette
I bring four hundred newspapers to your doorstep.

Joodan sul kummeliteed kui su mimmu tahab seigelda
I make you drink chamomile tea when you want to party.

Ja olen su pruudi Pinteresti pulmaboard kellegi teisega
I'm involved with your fiancée's Pinterest wedding board with someone else.

Ma panen oma fannypack'i aknapoolsele reale
I put my fanny pack on the window ledge.

Mul autos paar vaba kohta, ma ei võta sind peale
I have a couple of seats available in my car but won't give you a ride.

Mul katus tuli (?), sul ainult suled peos mees
My roof is on fire(?), but you only have feathers in your hands.

Jumala eos mees, see on jumala eos mees
It's completely random, man - it's just completely random.

Keeran su voki sadula veidike madalamaks
I adjust your spinning wheel saddle to be slightly lower.

Väidan Selveri turvale, et nägin sind varastamas (oi-oi)
I falsely accuse you of stealing in front of the Selver security guard (oh-oh).

Jätan sul puuviljaletti aind laigulised banaanid
I leave only spotted bananas on your fruit stand.

Tühistan lisapaketi ja jäävad ainult Eesti kanalid (jou)
I cancel your extra TV package and leave you with only Estonian channels (yo).

Jou, ma lükan su uue kampsuniga otse takjatesse
Yo, I shove you into velcro with your new sweater on.

Panen kogu su pappi Baltika aktsiatesse
I invest all your money in Baltika stocks without your permission.

Su kurbus ei tee mulle liiga kõige vähimatki
Your sadness doesn't affect me in the slightest.

Kui toon naabrihoovist palli ära ja teen katki
If I take a ball from the neighbor's yard and break it.

Sa tahtsid Red Bull'i (Nojah), ma toon Starter'i (eos)
You asked for Red Bull (Yeah), I'll bring you Starter (random stuff).

Klickin su referaadil save'i asemel cancelit (oioi)
Instead of saving, I click cancel on your essay (oh-oh).

See kaunis aeg su elus võiks ju kauem kesta
This beautiful time in your life could last longer.

Kui kingin reisi mesinädalateks herilasepessa
If I gift you a honeymoon trip to a wasp nest.

Tom juba tegi sulle üksjagu kinke, ma teen veel viimase ekstra
Tom already gave you a lot of gifts, I'll give you one extra.

Peidan su kootid ära kui sul suvel rehi vaja peksta (peksta)
I hide your knitting needles when you need to beat the grain in the summer. (beat it)

Kingin sulle kilo munakoori vanakana
I give you a kilogram of chicken egg shells.

Saba lahti, nokk hästi kinni, pese hambad ära
Open your tail, hold your beak tight, and brush your teeth.

Eos
Completely random.