Dead
ralph! Lyrics

I was born too late to play in the rolling stones
I missed the chance to be part of the iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, because of when I was born

I don't know jimmy page, I never met yoko ono
I haven't had the opportunity to meet or know famous musicians like Jimmy Page or Yoko Ono

Standing with a strat, I'm rock and roll's bastard son
With my Stratocaster guitar, I embody the rebellious and unconventional spirit of rock and roll

Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun
My approach to life is to enjoy it to the fullest by partying and indulging in pleasures

I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a cadillac
I don't have the luxuries and excesses that come with wealth and fame

Gimme half a chance, 'cause I'm not dead yet
I may not have it all, but I'm still alive and ready to make the most of any opportunity that comes my way

I'm not dead yet - not dead yet
I'm still alive and kicking, defying all the adversity life can throw at me

I been machine-gunned, hand-gunned, hijacked, left for dead
I've been brutally attacked and abandoned to die on many occasions

Divebombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded
I've survived bombings and the fear of nuclear war

Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
I've faced impossible situations and survived against all odds

Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit
I've experienced betrayal and abuse from people in whom I placed my trust

I'm dancing on a landmine, one leg left
I'm living in a constant state of danger, with just one chance to escape peril

But I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet
Even when I'm knocked down, I still have the strength to keep going

Well, you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher
My enemies may be stronger and more brutal, but I won't back down or cower in fear

Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier
My enemies may play dirty, but I won't stoop to their level

You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife
My enemies are willing to take extreme measures to bring me down

Take your bare hands and rip out my eyes
My enemies have no qualms about committing gruesome acts of violence

You kicked me in the balls and bit me in the neck
My enemies will stop at nothing to inflict pain and humiliation upon me

Hit me again, 'cause I'm not dead yet
No matter how hard my enemies try to kill me, I'm still alive and ready to fight back

Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall
I'm constantly surrounded by danger and must remain vigilant at all times

There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls
Even those closest to me may have ulterior motives and seek to harm me

The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose
My enemies may try to trick me into signing my own death warrant

And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose
Even those associated with notorious criminals may pose a threat to my life

There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back
I'm a target for organized crime and may not survive their assassination attempts

Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet
My enemies may ultimately succeed in killing me, but until then, I'll keep fighting and living my life to the fullest

I'm a wild card waiting in the middle of the deck
My unpredictable nature and refusal to conform make me a force to be reckoned with

You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet
My enemies underestimate my resilience, but they should be prepared for a fight because I'm still alive and won't give up easily