チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室
IOSYS Lyrics

Minna! CHIRUNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo!
Hey everyone, let's start Cirno's math class!

Atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne!
Aim to be like me, a genius, and do your best!

KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni
Shining bright like a diamond in the stars

Eikou Shiboukou nantoka shite hairou
Let's achieve something that will bring us glory

Tensai Shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!!
Aiming for the top of the genius summit, let's go!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot

Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon!
I'm not just any idiot!

BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo!
Saying 'idiot' is actually more idiotic!

Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA!
What do you want, stop bothering me you idiot!

Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita
Three people got on the bus that left from Scarlet Devil Mansion at the beginning

Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita
One person got on at Hakugyokurou, a Chinese person

Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
Two people got on at the Yakumo's house. So how many passengers in total?

Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
The answer is zero, zero

Naze nara naze nara sore wa
And why is that?

Gensokyo ni BASU nai Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
There are no buses in Gensokyo, and there's no meaning to falling down a mountain

KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
It's okay to do karaoke! With energy, we can do anything, one, two, three!

Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
The clock hands go round and round, my head is spinning

Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
My eyes look like two acorns, but I don't have any more

Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
A minute is just 3 needles on the clock

Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku Kooru heya no naka
Problems arise one after another, but the lesson must go on in this cold room

Hin'yari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu Yukkuri shiteitte ne!
Without caring about the cold temperature or time, let's take it slow!

Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho! Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!
That's why I'm not just an idiot! If you don't act responsibly, you'll freeze to death!

Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo!
That's why it's okay to break into tiny pieces!

Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta
Someone just broke a priceless jar at Reimu's place!

Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo
Eirin from Eientei came to give a speech

Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku baishoukingaku ikura?
Tewi's harmless prank, how much compensation will she pay?

Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
The answer is zero, zero

Sonna tsubo aru wake nai
Of course there's no such jar

Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai shinri ga aru
Beyond common sense, there is world truth

Himitsu no suuji Mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!
Aiming for the secret number, one, two, three!

HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara
Laughing so hard while being soaked in sweat

Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni
Yes, Inaba bunnies are cool, even though they aren't cute

Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI
While on the top of a mountain, everyone goes, hey, hey, hey!

Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante
Reviving a hundred million times, there are endless supplies of gum

Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara
What does that even mean? Which way should I go?

SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne!
Good job with soda management, you must be tired!

Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara Shitto shiterun deshou? HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~
I get it, I'm a genius to the extreme, are you jealous? There's really no remedy for that~

Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo?
So since that's the case, can I tell you the secret to my genius?

Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru Arayuru arayuru eichi wo
All of it, all of it, all of it, all of it, all of it, all of it, perfection

Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo Atai no atai no atai no atai no Atai no atai no joubu na
Gather, gather, gather, gather and scatter. I, myself, am perfect!

Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi Asameshi asameshi tabetara Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa Atai wa atai wa kanpeki
My head is spinning, spinning, spinning. Mornings, mornings, mornings, mornings. If I eat rice, rice, rice, rice, I'll wipe my hands on my baby clothes. I, myself, am perfect!

Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO
So-called, so-called, so-called, so-called perfect!

Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII!
A hundred billion cheers!

Yukkuri shite itte ne!
Let's take it easy!

BAAKA BAAKA!
Idiot, idiot!

Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu!
It's okay to be an idiot! I don't care!