Your Makeup Is Terrible
Alaska Thunderfuck Lyrics
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My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glametron
What's yours?
Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now
Shall We?
Hi...
Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
That we need to discuss right now.
Is That Ok with you Honey?
Are You Ready?
You. Are You Ready? (Ok)
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Now I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land.
Is That Correct?
(uh-huh) Mm-hmm
Well it better be, because
I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
Mr. Doorman, what's that?
You need my I.D.?
This face is my I.D. motherfucker
Now I'm not the kind of bitch who is going to go behind your back
And Talk Shit on you.
If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face
Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
Are You Ready? (uh-huh)
You specifically, Are You Ready?
(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Oh my gosh...
This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?
(Oh my god...)
You see, there is something I have to confess
You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
Are You Ready? (I think so...)
Oh no... Are You Ready?
That's better.
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
My Makeup Is Terrible
My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)
My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)
My Makeup Is Terrible
But do you love me anyway?
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Our Makeup is Terrible
But I love you anyway
The song "Your Makeup Is Terrible" by Alaska Thunderfuck is a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the art of drag performances. The song starts with Alaska, who introduces herself as being from the planet Glametron, expressing that she has come a long way to be here tonight. She goes on to greet the audience and introduces the issue of the terrible makeup that some performers wear. However, despite the makeup, she loves them anyway. There is also an element of confrontation in the lyrics wherein she discusses with the doorman about her ID, stating that her face is her ID.
The song is a testament to the drag culture and the art of drag performance. The lyrics are an embodiment of the drag persona, where one can have a sense of humor, be confrontational, and dramatic. The humor comes through in the commentary on the bad makeup, and the confrontation comes through in Alaska's discussion about her ID with the doorman. The song is playful, taking a lighthearted approach to the issue of bad makeup, and emphasizes acceptance and love for one another despite flaws and imperfections.
Line by Line Meaning
Greetings Earthlings
Alaska Thunderfuck introduces herself to the audience
My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glametron
Alaska reveals her persona as a space queen from planet Glametron
What's yours?
Alaska asks the audience for their name
Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
Alaska acknowledges the distance she traveled to perform for the audience
So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now, Shall We?
Alaska wants to move on from introductions and get to the point
Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
Alaska expresses her confidence and pride in her glamorous appearance
Now there is an issue that has recently come to my attention, That we need to discuss right now. Is That Ok with you Honey?
Alaska sets up a serious discussion with the audience about a problem that needs to be addressed
Are You Ready?
Alaska asks the audience if they are ready for the topic of discussion
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Alaska criticizes the audience member's makeup
But I love you anyway
Despite the criticism, Alaska expresses her affection towards the audience member
Now I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land. Is That Correct?
Alaska praises the club's reputation and confirms its status
Well it better be, because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway. Mr. Doorman, what's that? You need my I.D.? This face is my I.D. motherfucker
Alaska challenges the doorman's need for her identification and uses her appearance as recognition
Now I'm not the kind of bitch who is going to go behind your back And Talk Shit on you. If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
Alaska asserts herself as straightforward and honest, willing to confront someone directly about their actions
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Alaska reiterates her critique of the audience member's makeup
My Makeup Is Terrible
Alaska admits that her own makeup is also subpar
But do you love me anyway?
Alaska seeks reassurance from the audience that they still appreciate her despite her imperfect makeup
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Alaska emphasizes how bad the makeup in question is
Contributed by Grace R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@sarasambojakrauze
"This face is my ID motherf*cker" <3
@naghamadi
Me when I was ID'd at the liquor store by the same guy when I was just there 3 hours prior
@amunra3111
It's not SATAN that asks people to smash babies heads off the nearest rock (psalm 137:8-9)
SATAN does not say it's ok to kill a woman if she grabs a man between the legs (Leviticus)
It's not 666 either it's 616.
@inaamani546
I wanna be well known enough for that too work
@123cillitbang
I have said prettymuch that, and also I said thank you for thinking I was a young one!
@lovehttyd8189
I play this when I'm putting makeup on cause at least someone's being honest
@arden9248
😂😂😂
@ohno7199
Lol
@meghanpenman
+Love httyd yes lol
@deryademir7739
😂😂😂😂