Everywhere I Go
[Hollywood Undead] Lyrics

Everywhere I go
No matter where I am

Bitches always know
Women always seem to be aware

That Charlie Scene got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
That I, Charlie Scene, am proud of my genitalia and enjoy flaunting it to women

Wake up
Get out of bed in the morning

Grab beer
Take a beer to drink

Grab rear
Grab someone's behind in a sexual way

Shave beard
Remove facial hair

Put on some scene gear
Wear clothing that is characteristic of a particular musical genre

Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
I need to drink alcohol before my mother wakes up to avoid her disapproval

Break up, with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
End my relationship with my girlfriend so I can have sex with multiple women

I'm undead
I have a dead and lifeless personality

Unfed
I am hungry and have not eaten

Been sleeping on, bunk beds, since ten
I have been sleeping on bunk beds since I was ten years old

So if I don't booze it
If I don't drink alcohol

I'm gonna lose it
I will become very unhappy and distressed

Everybody get to it
Everyone should start drinking

Do it
Drink alcohol

Get ruined.
Become extremely intoxicated

Lets get this party started
Let's begin the festivities

Lets keep them 40s poppin'
Keep the 40-ounce beer bottles open and being consumed

So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
Become under the influence of drugs and alcohol and remain in that state

We'll keep them panties droppin'
Women will become increasingly sexually promiscuous

When I start drinking
When I start consuming alcoholic beverages

My dick does all my thinking
I only make decisions based on sexual urges

Hoes want to be seen with me
Prostitutes want to be seen in my company

And I like their big fake titties
I find silicone-enhanced breasts sexually attractive

D cup with extra filling
An implanted D cup breast size with additional volume

Take it out let me lick it quickly
Expose your breast so I can quickly lick it

Calm down its just a hickie
Relax, it's only a love bite

I'll blame it on this whiskey sipping gets me tipsy
I will attribute the hickie to my being drunk from whiskey

Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Consume alcohol quickly and enjoy the feeling of intoxication

Take back street to avoid the fuzz
Take a less traveled road to avoid detection by law enforcement

I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya
I would like to have sexual relations with you, but your friends are preventing it

I gotta 40 in my Ford Fiesta
I have a 40-ounce beer bottle in my small car

Buy beer
Purchase beer

Or pay the rent
Choose between buying beer or paying rent

My signing bonus was quickly spent
The bonus I earned from my contract was spent quickly

So I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher
I masturbate fiercely

And I punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher
I have sex with women aggressively, as if I am Ashton Kutcher, a popular actor at the time.

Lets get this party jumpin'
Let's create an energetic and lively atmosphere at this gathering

Lets see some 40 chuggin'
Drink 40-ounce beer bottles quickly

I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzin'
I want to engage in sexual activity with you when I become intoxicated

C'mon girl I wanna see you drinkin'
Come on, girl, I want to see you consume alcohol

I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
I want to see you become increasingly intoxicated

Make a move I saw you winkin'
Make a move, I noticed that you were flirting with me earlier

Drunkin' pussy's what I'm thinking
I am only interested in having sex with intoxicated women

I don't give a fuck if your drunk or not
I do not care if you are intoxicated or not

Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Increase the volume of the music and feel the energetic atmosphere

Grab two hoes and do some body shots
Take two women and consume alcohol off of each other's bodies

I wanna party all night till they call the cops
I want to continue partying until law enforcement is called

Fuck a wrist band
Disregard the wrist band used for indicating legal drinking age

Lets all do a keg stand
Everyone should do a maneuver where they consume beer while holding upside down on a keg

Like a Cheech without the Chong
Performing an action like Cheech, a comedic character but without the involvement of Chong, the other half of his duo

Hitting up the beer bong
Consuming a large amount of beer through a funnel device

When the cops show up
When law enforcement arrives

They're gonna get the finger
I will give them a rude gesture

And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm the designated drinker
I do not care because I am the person responsible for drinking excessively