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If I Was
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I did not have a thing to wear
I ran into the store
I said I need something black
Something formal
Other than that I don't care
I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed
When I caught my reflction during intermission
I thought What have I done
What was I thinking
What was I blind
When I bought this outfit I must have been out of my mind
What was I thinking
Look at this dress
I'm taking up drinking
My life is a mess
My good friend said
I know you're gonna love him
I've known him for a long long time
And if I were not happily married myself
In a heartbeat I would try to make him mine
So I figured, I'll take my chances
I mean really what harm could it do
Makes you wonder 'bout your good friends and their motivations
When something like this happens to you
What was she thinking
Who is this guy
Maybe I will choke on this porkchop
And conveniently die
What was she thinking
Quick sharpen this knife
I'm thinking of drinking
And I'm thinking of eding my lfe
Ache tu livre
Aah what a dinner
Henery Bonjour
Kae lacksiman
Oh it was late
I had insomnia
The TV stair stepper started to look good
I thought to myself shuld I buy it
Then I heard Bruce Jennings voice say "yes you should"
And thats that master
And that bald headed man spray
And that victoria jackson makeup kit
Now I can barely get around my apartment
Its so full of this stupid stuff
What was I thinking
Look at this junk
I can't blame this on drinking
I have never, hardly, right now I'm not drunk
What was I thinking
When will this end
What was I thinking
When will this end
What was I thinking
This song has no end
What was I thinking
Okay that's the end
The song "If I Was" is a humorous take on the idea of regret, and the lyrics are full of self-deprecating humor. The singer is reflecting on a series of choices they've made, including what they wear, who they trust, and what they buy. The song opens with the singer rushing to buy an outfit for a last-minute invitation, only to later realize that it wasn't the best choice. This is followed by an encounter with a friend who sets them up on a date with a man she knows, leading to further reflections on the motivations of good friends. The final verse finds the singer reflecting on a late night shopping spree, realizing they've bought too much and regretting the choices they've made.
Line by Line Meaning
It was a last minute invitation
I received an invitation at the last minute
I did not have a thing to wear
I didn't have an appropriate outfit to wear
I ran into the store
I quickly went to the store
I said I need something black
I asked for something black in color
Something formal
It needed to be appropriate for a formal occasion
Other than that I don't care
I didn't have any other specific requirements
I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed
I arrived at the theater just as the show was starting
The first act was brilliantly fun
I enjoyed the first part of the show
When I caught my reflction during intermission
When I saw my reflection during the show break
I thought What have I done
I was regretting my outfit decision
What was I thinking
I expressed regret for my past decision
What was I blind
I was wondering why I didn't see the problem earlier
When I bought this outfit I must have been out of my mind
I must have been crazy to buy this outfit
What was I thinking
I was continuing to express regret for my decision
Look at this dress
I was specifically talking about the dress I was wearing
I'm taking up drinking
I'm considering drinking as a coping mechanism
My life is a mess
I feel like my life is a disaster
My good friend said
A trusted friend of mine shared their opinion with me
I know you're gonna love him
They believed I would really like the guy they spoke of
I've known him for a long long time
They had known him for a significant amount of time
And if I were not happily married myself
If they weren't happily married themselves
In a heartbeat I would try to make him mine
They would pursue the guy if they weren't married
So I figured, I'll take my chances
I decided to take a risk
I mean really what harm could it do
I didn't think there would be any harm in trying
Makes you wonder 'bout your good friends and their motivations
It makes you question your friends and their intentions
When something like this happens to you
When you find yourself in this kind of situation
What was she thinking
I was wondering what my friend was thinking
Who is this guy
I was questioning the guy's character
Maybe I will choke on this porkchop
I jokingly considered harming myself
And conveniently die
In order to avoid the situation
Quick sharpen this knife
I was continuing to joke about harming myself
I'm thinking of drinking
I was again considering drinking
And I'm thinking of eding my lfe
I was considering ending my life
Ache tu livre
A nonsensical phrase uttered in the midst of other random ones
Aah what a dinner
Commenting on how good dinner was
Henery Bonjour
Another nonsensical interjection
Kae lacksiman
As above, does not mean anything
Oh it was late
It was getting late
I had insomnia
I was having difficulty sleeping
The TV stair stepper started to look good
I was contemplating buying an exercise machine advertised on TV
I thought to myself shuld I buy it
I was considering whether to purchase it
Then I heard Bruce Jennings voice say "yes you should"
Voice in my head urges me to buy it
And thats that master
Acknowledging that the decision is made
And that bald headed man spray
Another TV product I ended up buying
And that victoria jackson makeup kit
Yet another product purchased
Now I can barely get around my apartment
I have too many products cluttering my space
Its so full of this stupid stuff
I regret buying all these unnecessary things
This song has no end
Repeating the same phrase over and over again
Okay that's the end
The song has come to a conclusion
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
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@gabri1618
If I was a better man
Would fellow men take me to their hearts
If I was a stronger man
Carrying the weight of popular demand
Tell me would that alarm her
I'd never harm her at all
If I was a soldier
Captive arms I'd lay before her
If I was a sailor
Seven oceans I'd sail to her
If I was a wiser man
Would other men reach out and touch me
If I was a kinder man
Dishing up love for a hungry world
Tell me would that appease her
I want to please her again
If I was a painter
I'd paint a world that couldn't taint her
If I was a leader
On food of love from above I would feed her
If I was a poet
All my love and burning words I would show it
If I was her lover
Her eyes in kisses I would cover
Come here my baby
Oh they can't touch you now
I'll keep you safe and warm
I'll never leave you at all
Come here my baby
Oh they won't touch you
Dishing up love for a hungry world
Tell me would that appease you
I want to please you again
If I was a soldier
Captive arms I'd lay before her
If I was a sailor
Seven oceans I'd sail to her
If I was a painter
I'd paint a world that couldn't taint her
If I was a leader
On food of love from above I would feed her
If I was a poet
All my love and burning words I would show it
@alicesings1971
He has an incredible voice. So pure ! He’s so talented and more pleasant sounding than some of the people today that rely on Auto Tune. Bring back the genius of the 80’s.
@Freddie1710
Yes, the genius of the 80s!!!
@cyclist7s
Dude, you hit that one right on the head!!!!!!80’s forever!!!!!!!!!!!
@jamescraft2976
I can't be the only person who thinks James Ure is one of the most criminally underrated musicians of the 80s...right?
@vezmalik5042
Totally agree
@floogelhornzzz4770
Midge. Ure James.
@felicitydavey2371
😊
@Paul-fq9pj
He’s a legend and he was also in Thin Lizzy ⚡️
@susanleitch8649
Not for me. Always one of the greatest. Always.
@naomicorban8703
They don't write songs like this any more.Absolutly beautiful,goosebumps right now&tears...❤currently on loop