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Baby, your da-da loves you
I love you, my child.

And I'mma always be here for you no matter what happens
I promise to always be here for you, even in the face of adversity.

You're all I got in this world
You are everything to me and the only thing that matters.

I would never give you up for nothin
I would never abandon you under any circumstance.

Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
No one will ever come in between our bond as father and child.

I love you
I love you more than anything in this world.

C'mon Hai-Hai, we going to the beach
Let's go to the beach, my child.

Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Pick some toys and let me buckle you up in the car seat.

Oh where's mama? She's taking a little nap in the trunk
Your mother is taking a nap in the car trunk.

Oh that smell? Da-da musta runned over a skunk
There's a bad smell in the car because we ran over a skunk.

Now I know what you're thinking - it's kind of late to go swimming
I know it's late, but we're still going swimming.

But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
Your mother is unpredictable.

That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Your mother can be unreasonable and behave erratically.

Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
Please don't touch my toy knife, my child. Let it go.

And don't look so upset, why you acting bashful?
Don't be sad, my child. Why are you being shy?

Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
Do you want to help me build a sandcastle, my child?

And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
Your mother wants to show off her swimming skills.

And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
Don't be concerned about the small injury on her throat.

It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eating
It's just a minor scratch from her eating, it doesn't hurt.

Dinner while you were sweeping and spilled ketchup on her shirt
She spilled ketchup on her shirt while you were sweeping.

Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
Your mother is a bit messy, but we'll let her clean off in the water.

And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?
You and I will play together, without your mother.

See honey: there's a place called "heaven" and a place called "hell"
There are two places after death, heaven and hell.

A place called "prison" and a place called "jail"
There are two places for people who commit crimes, prison and jail.

And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
I might end up in one of those places, but not all of them.

Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
Your mother has a new husband and a stepson, which affects our relationship.

And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nahhh)
You don't want a brother, do you?

Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
Maybe when you're older, I'll explain things to you in more detail.

I'll explain it to ya
I will tell you what happened in the past.

But for now, we'll just say mama was real, real bad
For now, let's just say that your mother was not good to me.

She was being mean to dad and made him real, real mad
Your mother was not treating me well and made me angry.

But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
I am still upset about putting your mother on time-out.

Sit back in your chair honey, quit trying to climb out!
Please sit back in your chair and don't try to escape.

I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
I reassure you that everything's okay, my child. Do you want your bottle?

Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Do you want to go to sleep now? Goodnight, my little one.

Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Da-da change your didee
Did she make a mess? I'll change your diaper.

Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Let's clean you up so you can sleep well.

Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
I'll wake her up once we get to the water.

'97 Bonnie and Clyde: me and my daughter
We are like Bonnie and Clyde, a team. Just you and me, my daughter.

Wake up, sweepyhead we're here, before we pway
Wake up, sleepyhead. We've arrived at the beach.

We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
We're going to take your mother for a walk on the pier.

Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Don't cry, my child. Don't misunderstand what's happening.

Mama's too sweepy to hear you screaming in her ear (ma-maa!)
Your mother is sleeping and cannot hear you crying.

That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Don't worry that you cannot wake her up.

Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
I made a nice bed for your mother at the bottom of the lake.

Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
Do you want to help me tie a rope around this rock, my child?

We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
We'll attach it to her foot and push her off the dock.

Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
Ready? On three, we'll push her in the water.

One, two, free, whee! (woosh!)
One, two, three, go! Whee! (Sound of her hitting the water)

There goes mama, splashing in the water
See your mother splashing in the water, my child.

No more fighting with dad, no more restraining order
There will be no more fighting between your mother and I.

No more step-da-da, no more new brother
No more stepfather or new brother for you.

Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you wuv her (mommy!)
Say goodbye and blow a kiss to your mother, my child.

Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
Let's build a sandcastle and play in the sand.

But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Before we start playing, help me with two more things from the trunk.

Just the two of us, and when we ride! Just you and I!
It's just the two of us. You and me, my child.