Shit On You
陝譟EMINEM Lyrics

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I will degrade and humiliate you, regardless of who you are or what you do

I remain fatter than gluttony
I am unapologetically excessive and indulgent

Tapin' bombs to the back of record companies
I am figuratively sabotaging and destroying record companies that reject or defy me

Blow 'em up if they ain't want me
If record companies don't accept me, I will metaphorically destroy them

The national guard, they scared to hunt me
Even the national guard fears me and won't pursue me

I love beef, I got you hoes duckin' me
I relish in conflicts and have women afraid of crossing paths with me

A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana
I am brazen enough to steal your drugs, specifically marijuana

These slugs with keep your ass away from my corner
I will use violence to protect my territory and ensure people stay away

I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas
I metaphorically overpower and suffocate others in intense heat

You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!)
Feel free to act foolish, but be ready to face the consequences

It's this lyrical piranha
I am a rap artist who metaphorically consumes and devours others with my lyrics

Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama
I am armed and ready to cause destruction, even in the presence of your mother

Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
I aggressively assault your mother, dragging her underwater

Twist nothin' up like a condom
I don't care about creating positive or safe experiences, just about my own desires

Slap it if you fuckers got a problem
I will use physical force against anyone who dares challenge me

When I see 'em, you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum
If I encounter my enemies, they will meet their demise

Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
I will conceal bodies in the trunk of a luxurious black and gold car

Pull in the garage while you screamin'
I will calmly park the car while you scream in terror

Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' (I'll shit on you!)
I will keep the car running as I leave, leaving you with the aftermath of my actions

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I will degrade and humiliate anyone, regardless of their identity

I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I have complete disregard for you and your possessions

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I have disdain for your material possessions and will disrespect them

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
I have no respect for your loved ones and will treat them with contempt

I'm a alcoholic, with the fuckin' toilet
I have a problematic relationship with alcohol, constantly needing to use the toilet

Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
Give me the hot dogs, even though it contradicts your Islamic beliefs, Bizarre

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
I disrespectfully demand that a woman stop talking

I'm a keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
I will continue indulging in food until an unexpected or unlikely event occurs

With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
Using a chainsaw to remove me from my overeating situation

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her
I have no boundaries and will engage in sexual acts with someone's wife, even after just meeting her

Too busy fuckin' wit (your twelve year old) baby sitter (ha ha ha)
I engage in sexual activities with a twelve-year-old babysitter, finding it amusing

And all women ain't shit, only good for cookin', cleanin'
I hold misogynistic views, believing that women are only useful for domestic chores

And sucking dick and that's it (I said it)
According to my derogatory beliefs, women are only good for performing oral sex

I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I falsely claim to have caused the death of the actor John Candy

Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I claim to have kidnapped Jon Benet Ramsey, a murdered child beauty queen, in my car

Once I get on two, hits of X
After consuming ecstasy (X), my behavior becomes altered

My disk slips and disconnects
I experience physical discomfort as the discs in my spine slip and disconnect

'til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
I metaphorically suggest that my actions and lifestyle lead to physical injury or harm

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects
Regardless of my physical condition, I will degrade and humiliate any woman who shows disrespect

(C'mon, I'll shit on you!) Over reaction is my only reaction
I tend to exaggerate and respond with extreme actions in any given situation

Which only sets off a chain reaction
My extreme behavior triggers a series of events and further negative responses

And puts five more zainiac than maniacs in action
My actions inspire and activate others who are even more deranged and irrational

A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
A dangerous group of individuals dressed in black jackets and equipped with firearms

Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
Each of the five criminals possesses a nine-millimeter firearm

And spilling liters of blood like swimmin' pools
They create a scene of violence resulting in significant amounts of bloodshed

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too (*bullets spray*)
These untrustworthy individuals are even willing to shoot women

A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
Many people correctly label me as misogynistic

I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
I openly admit to and support my misogynistic views

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
If you agree with my views, then support them, or else it may lead to a chaotic situation

If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
To avoid chaos and a potential stampede, it is best to remain silent

Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll shit on you!)
Regardless of age, gender, or species, I am capable of degrading and humiliating anyone

Once I get on two, hits of X
After consuming ecstasy (X), my behavior becomes altered

My disk slips and disconnects
I experience physical discomfort as the discs in my spine slip and disconnect

'til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
I metaphorically suggest that my actions and lifestyle lead to physical injury or harm

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects
Regardless of my physical condition, I will degrade and humiliate any woman who shows disrespect

(C'mon, I'll shit on you!) Over reaction is my only reaction
I tend to exaggerate and respond with extreme actions in any given situation

Which only sets off a chain reaction
My extreme behavior triggers a series of events and further negative responses

And puts five more zainiac than maniacs in action
My actions inspire and activate others who are even more deranged and irrational

A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
A dangerous group of individuals dressed in black jackets and equipped with firearms

Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
Each of the five criminals possesses a nine-millimeter firearm

And spilling liters of blood like swimmin' pools
They create a scene of violence resulting in significant amounts of bloodshed

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too (*bullets spray*)
These untrustworthy individuals are even willing to shoot women

A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
Many people correctly label me as misogynistic

I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
I openly admit to and support my misogynistic views

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
If you agree with my views, then support them, or else it may lead to a chaotic situation

If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
To avoid chaos and a potential stampede, it is best to remain silent

Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll shit on you!)
Regardless of age, gender, or species, I am capable of degrading and humiliating anyone

You heard me
I want to ensure that my message is loud and clear

Bitch, I'll shit on you
I will degrade and humiliate you, addressing you disrespectfully

D-12 will shit on you
The rap group D-12, which I am a part of, will collectively degrade and humiliate you

Your life
Every aspect of your existence

Your wife
Your spouse, particularly if they are female

Your kids
Your children, regardless of their age or innocence

Your car
Your vehicle, which represents your status and material possessions

I'll shit on you
I will degrade and humiliate you without hesitation

Your house
Your home, a symbol of your identity and stability

Your spouse
Your partner or significant other

Your rings
Your jewelry, specifically rings worn on the fingers

Your things
Your personal belongings and possessions

I'll shit on you
I will degrade and humiliate you without hesitation

I'll shit on you
I will degrade and humiliate you without hesitation

I'll shit on you
I will degrade and humiliate you without hesitation

I'll shit on you
I will degrade and humiliate you without hesitation