What If
高姗 Lyrics

If god had long hair, and a gottie,
Imagine if God had long hair and a beard

And if his eyes were pretty glazed,
And if his eyes were red and unfocused

And he looked spaced out would you buy hhis story,
If he seemed disoriented, would you believe his story?

Would yo believe he had an eye infection?
Or assume he had an eye infection?

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And yeah, yeah, god looks baked
Yeah, he looks like he's high on drugs

And yeah, yeah, god smells good
Yeah, he smells good like marijuana

And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What is god smoked ?,
What if God smoked marijuana?

Hit the bong like some of us,
Smoked marijuana like some of us

Drove a tydie microbus,and listens to rolling stones,
Drove a colorful hippie van and listened to The Rolling Stones

If god a place in the beging and did he grow any seeds ,
Did God create the world and grow its plants and crops?

Or did he put them there for adam and eve,
Or did he put them there specifically for Adam and Eve?

So theyed be hungry for the apple that the snake was offerin
So that they would be tempted by the snake's offer of an apple.

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And yeah yeah god rolls great,
Yeah, God can roll joints really well

And yeah yeah god smells good,
Yeah, God still smells good like marijuana

And yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,

What if god smoked ?,
What if God smoked marijuana?

Do you suppose he had a bus?
Did God have a colorful hippie van to travel around in?

When he made the platipus,
When God created the platypus,

He made it earth our home.
He made it a part of our world.

Does he like perljam or the stones?
Does God prefer Pearl Jam or The Rolling Stones?

And do you think he rolls his own,
And do you think God rolls his own joints?

Up there in heavin on the throne?
While he's up there in heaven on his throne?

And when the saints go marching home,
And when the saints go marching home,

Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
Maybe God sits and smokes a bong.