One Fine Day
-The Offspring Lyrics

If I had a perfect day
The singer is describing his fantasy perfect day

I would have it start this way
He is explaining that his perfect day would begin in a certain way

Open up the fridge and have a tall boy
He would like to drink beer first thing in the morning

Then I'd meet up with my friends
He would like to spend time with his friends

Head out to the game again
They would have plans to go to a sports game

We don't even really care who wins (hey) wins (hey) 1, 2, 3
Winning or losing is not important to them, they just want to enjoy the experience

Now excitement seems to grow
As the day progresses, their excitement level rises

When we're hangin' with the bro's
He enjoys spending time with his male friends

When we're chillin' and we pound
They drink heavily

A case of stroh's
They drink a lot of beer

Now the game is cool to see
As they drink more, they start to enjoy the game more

You can high five on TV
They celebrate by giving each other high fives

Count the riot on the 1, 2, 3
They are excited to see the crowd's reaction and potential for chaos

Operation is in sight
They have a plan in mind

And the field is open wide
The field is a potential target

When you break it then you know you're still alive
They feel alive by breaking the rules and causing destruction

If the cops don't make you pay
They don't want to get caught by the police

And you make your getaway
They want to escape successfully

Then you know
If they are successful, they will have accomplished their goal

That's one fine day
This would be the perfect day for the singer

On that day before we're through
Before the day is over

We could torch a car or two
They have plans to set fire to cars

Water hoses and batons
They are not afraid of the police's tactics to stop them

That's the real game that's on
Causing chaos is the real excitement for them

I don't really give a shit who wins (hey) wins (hey) 1, 2, 3
Winning is not important, causing destruction is

I believe it's my God-given right
He feels entitled to his behavior

To destroy everything in my sight
He wants to cause destruction

'cause it never gets dull
He enjoys causing destruction every time

It never gets old (whoa-oh)
He never tires of this behavior

The only thing it gets is more bold (whoa-oh-oh)
His behavior escalates

Drinkin', fightin', going to the game (whoa-oh)
His favorite activities include drinking, fighting, and going to a sports game

In our world it's a way to stay sane (whoa-oh-oh)
These destructive activities keep him and his friends sane

If you're asking me (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
If someone were to ask him

To have it my way (whoa-oh)
What he wants is to do things his way

I'd say that's one fine day
His perfect day would be to cause chaos, drink heavily, and watch a sports game with his friends

Then you know that it's one fine day
If he is able to accomplish his goal, he will be satisfied with his day