I Luv Dem Strippers
2 Chainz Lyrics

Let's play big bank take little bank (bank)
Let's gamble for high stakes, winner takes all.

You are looking at a shark in a fish tank (tank)
I'm a dangerous predator in a confined space, compared to weaker competition.

When I'm in the kitchen (when I'm in the kitchen)
When I'm cooking or making deals.

I make plenty cash (cash)
I make a lot of money.

Tell shawty come here, she got plenty ass
Bring that woman with a large rear end here.

Yeah, I love them strippers (yeah)
I have an intense attraction towards exotic dancers.

In my foreign car, got the trunk by the engine (engine)
I have my expensive car's trunk placed behind the engine for more efficient use.

So when I back back (back)
When I'm reversing.

I'm frontin' on you niggas (frontin')
I'm showing off to intimidate my rivals.

Ok first I back back (back), Louis backpack (pack)
As I back up, I wear my designer backpack.

Where's Paris Hilton? (Where), where's Kat Stacks? (Damn)
I'm wondering where the wealthy celebrities and infamous socialites are.

I'm Rambo with this ammunition, my camo come from True Religion
I'm well-armed and well-dressed, like Sylvester Stallone's character in First Blood.

Them broke hoes can't pay attention, your cutie missing, New Edition
Poor girls can't keep up, your attractive partner is gone, like the R&B group.

Mr. Telephone man (uh)
A reference to the 80s R&B group New Edition's song of the same name.

There's something wrong with my line (something wrong with my)
There's a problem with my communication.

When I call my baby's number (uh), I get a click every time (okay)
My romantic interest is repeatedly rejecting my calls.

Every line is dope, you can snort it
My rhymes are so good, you could use them like drugs.

Work in the pot, I can make you do aerobics (tell 'em)
I can cook drugs that will make you physically active.

I'm haterphobic ('phobic), they mad 'cause I'm winning (winning)
I fear and avoid haters, who are envious of my success.

They busy high and catching, mad 'cause I'm pitching (pitching)
They're too distracted and foolish to see my profitable moves.

All my bitches different (different), all my diamonds glistening (true)
All my women are unique and my jewelry is shining brightly.

My weed so loud (loud), everybody listen
My marijuana is strong and distinctive, grabbing everyone's attention.

They say it's for the birds (birds), so I bought a kilo (kilo)
They say it's worthless, so I bought a large quantity of it anyway.

My Boost Mobile chirping, it must be my amigo (brrt, brrt)
My cheap cellphone is ringing, it must be my friend.

2 Chainz, you fucking crazy (hey)
Acknowledgment of his own absurdity, either as a persona or in real life.

Motherfuckers know I'm fucking crazy (yeah)
His insanity is already widely acknowledged.

Fuck wrong with these bitches lately? (Huh)
He's disappointed with the current state of women.

Bitches better get on they knees and praise me (k'yeah)
Women should worship him like a king.

Bitch, I rep that rich gang, Where's Stunna? Where's Wayne? (Uh-huh)
He's part of a wealthy group, in search of fellow members Birdman and Lil Wayne.

That's red on my wristband (uh-huh), SB (uh-huh), Mack Maine (uh-huh)
He has a red wristband, and shouts out two members of the Rich Gang collective.

Tell Tyga, lookin' for this bitch called Blac Chyna
He's seeking Tyga's ex-girlfriend and mother of his child, Blac Chyna.

Take a nigga bitch in a hot flash, menopause hot flash
He can quickly seduce another man's partner, even during menopause.

Yes that's why I'm crowned queen, and I ain't lookin' for the prom king
He's the ruler and doesn't need a teenage popularity contest to validate that.

These hoes careers ain't promising, killing these bitches, crime scene
These women's futures are bleak, so he's figuratively ending their potential.

Ooh, that's how a bitch do it (do it)
That's how a woman carries herself.

Fifty black trucks gon' follow when I pull up (pull up)
He'll arrive with a large entourage of black vehicles.

This shit hit you in the chin like a pull up (pull up)
His rap verses sound as impactful as a pull-up exercise.

My door so cocky, my door so stuck up
His car door is both confident in its capabilities and hard to move.

Ooh, hop up out the space car (car)
He emerges from a futuristic and expensive vehicle.

Bitches stay pressed, I call them a space bar (bar)
Women are trying to compete with him or bring negative attention to him.

Bar (bar), man I wish a bitch would
He wants people to test him or offer him a challenge.

Hundred-thousand dollar engine, I wish a bitch could (k'yeah)
He has an expensive engine and wants someone to attempt the same feat.