Like Me
2 Chainz feat. Lil Wayne Lyrics

Girl, I'm just a bird
He's admitting to being just an average guy, nothing special.

Don't make me make you fall in love
He doesn't want to hurt the girl by leading her on if he's not interested.

Don't make me make you fall in love with a nigga like me, like me
He doesn't want her to fall for him specifically, since he doesn't think he's worth it.

'Cause girl I'm just a bird
Reiterating that he's nothing special.

They ain’t never seen a nigga like me uh
He believes he's unique and different from other guys out there.

Chance of that is unlikely
Although he sees himself as unique, he admits that it's still unlikely for someone to have never seen a guy like him before.

2 Chainz in my white T
He's wearing a plain white t-shirt, emphasizing his simplicity.

I wipe her down and I pipe her down
He treats his girl well in both a physical and emotional sense.

I give my girl money to go out of town
He provides for his girl financially and gives her the freedom to do what she wants.

You give your girl money to go to Niketown
Comparing himself to guys who only give their girls money to buy material things.

And I one-night her, you must like her
He's saying that he only sleeps with a girl once, implying that he's not looking for anything serious.

Kill niggas with one-liners, all I need is one lighter
He's skilled at roasting people with clever insults and only needs a lighter to create a fire for his weed.

Counting so much money, I got arthritis
He's wealthy and makes lots of money, implying that he's well-known in the rap game.

So cold I frostbite 'em, no Pig Latin but I hog-tied 'em
He's so cool and intimidating that he can immobilize his opponents without speaking in code.

If she gets this business then I (make her fall in love)
He's saying that if a girl is willing to be with him just for his money or fame, he'll end up hurting her by not reciprocating her feelings.

With a nigga like me I’m killing this beat
He's killing the rap game and thinks he's doing it better than anyone else.

Skeet skeet skeet skeet, skeet on my sheets
He's bragging about ejaculating on his sheets that are presumably expensive or luxurious.

On top, or from the back, I Thundercat like (hoe!)
He's skilled in bed and can perform in different positions, comparing himself to the cartoon character Thundercat who can move quickly and skillfully.

My girl got a big purse with a purse in it
His girl has lots of money and carries a big purse with even more money inside.

And her pussy so clean I can go to church in it!
He's praising his girl's cleanliness and saying that she's so pure and good that he could go to a holy place inside her.

Oh Lord, O-M-G, I am the O-N-E
He's so confident that he thinks he's the chosen one or the best at what he does.

How ya like me now, it’s cool but she want more D
He's asking if people like him now and admitting that his girl wants more pleasure from him in bed.

Moet by the fireplace, this is how desire taste and I’m bout to buy a case (Leggo)
He's having expensive champagne by a cozy fire, suggesting that this is the epitome of luxury and desire that he can afford.

Bon appetite, they obsolete, you know talk I cheap so don’t say a word
He's saying that he's superior to his haters and that talk is cheap, so they shouldn't say anything about him.

Chick, chick, chicken talk, I’m flipping birds, fuck y'all
He's insulting his haters by saying that they're talking like chickens, and that he's flipping them off.

Mustard, ketchup, I take pills, expert
He's comparing his drug use to putting condiments on a hot dog, implying that he's an expert at it.

Kitchen all Pyrex'd up, If my dick talked it’d say “next up"
He's bragging about being a good cook and comparing his penis to a DJ's microphone, saying that it's ready for the next act.

Me n yo girl networked, now she wanna know my net worth
He's saying that he and the girl have a connection and she's now interested in his wealth or status.

Wood grain, chestnut, Titty fuck, chest nut!
He's talking about having sex with a girl with large breasts and using a play on words with 'chestnut'.

Move shit, UPS truck, pull a lil out, put the rest up
He's bragging about moving drugs and hiding his money, implying that he's done this before or is still doing it.

Competition need to rest up
He's saying that other rappers need to take a break or stop trying since he's better than them.

I aim at ya head, put the vest up, matter fact put the vest up!
He's threatening his haters by aiming for their heads with a gun and telling them to put on a vest for protection if they have one.

This shit I’m shootin' is penetratin', you don’t want this situation
He's saying that the bullets he's shooting are powerful and will penetrate anything. He's warning his opponents that they don't want to mess with him.

Tall nigga with a short temper, I do it for niggas that never had shit
He's saying that he's easily angered and that he's doing this rap game for people who were not born into wealth.

And now I got me a bitch bitch, who got a bad bitch, who got a bad bitch
He's saying that he's found a good girl who has her own friends, who also have attractive friends.

Tru story, high like two stories, 2 Chainz and Titty Boi
He's saying that this is a true story and that he and his friend Titty Boi are high on drugs.

Nigga that’s 2 stories, who want it?
He's saying that the two of them are like two floors of a building, and asking if anyone wants to challenge them.

Hair weave killa, they like "you want it?"
He's saying that he's really good at having sex with a girl's hair still in place, and asking if anyone wants to try.

I go swimmin' in that pussy 'bout to throw a pool party
He's saying that he's about to have sex with a girl and is suggesting that she's so wet that it's like a pool party.