Two Girlfriends
3OH!3 Lyrics

I used to have two girlfriends,
I had two girlfriends in the past,

Now I got none.
I now have zero girlfriends,

Cause my number two girl
Because my second girlfriend

Found out about one.
Found out about my first girlfriend.

Two girl friends,
I had two girlfriends,

Yeah, Yeah, I'm back again.
I'm back and ready to rhyme,

Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.
I'm up to date with social media,

Huffing and Puffing so let me in,
I'm coming in hot and full of energy,

I just need a little bit of medicine.
I need something to give me a boost,

Oh no, strap on my sneakers.
I'm getting ready for some physical activity,

You don't need to play,
You can just watch from the sidelines,

Watch from the bleachers.
Watch from the stands.

Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures.
My jewelry is so shiny it's blinding,

Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'.
I will win the game and beat you at it,

I'm sorry, I gotta do this here,
Apologies in advance, but I have to say this,

But you hang with dicks,
You associate yourself with disrespectful people,

Like a pubic hair.
Like an unwanted hair,

With an icy stare,
With a cold and piercing stare,

Got it worse than my deuce.
It's worse than my bad luck,

Got me rock hard,
Got me excited,

Shootin' off 'zooka.
Like a firearm being discharged.

Yeah, Yeah, I said it to.
Yes, I said it too,

This is like no edit; undo.
I can't take back what I said,

What the fuck did I get myself into?
What situation have I gotten myself into?

(Wish I knew)
(I wish I knew)

It ain't over till' the fat lady sings,
It's not over until it's really over,

And Adele ain't on this track.
Adele is not singing on this song,

Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've.
Did I actually say that? I guess I did,

Black and yellow,
The colors black and yellow,

Bourbon mustard.
A type of mustard made with bourbon,

Not even just a little bit flustered,
Not even slightly bothered,

Write it all down on the way to the bus stop.
Writing my thoughts down while walking to the bus stop,

Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut,
Observing a girl with a hairstyle similar to Skrillex,

Thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"
Jokingly commenting on the hair trend in America,

Haha, this is blasphemy.
Laughing at the absurdity of it all,

Get away with it,
Getting away with something,

Like Casey Anthony.
Referring to the trial of Casey Anthony and the verdict,

Mixed in chemicals,
Mixing things up,

This is alchemy.
Referring to the medieval practice of trying to turn base metals into gold, suggesting he can make something out of nothing,

Drunk as fuck,
Very intoxicated,

Hold a kid off the balcony.
Referring to the incident where Michael Jackson held his child off the balcony,

Zombie Killer.
Referring to being a killer of zombies,

Manilla envelope,
Referring to a type of envelope,

Being dragged in the middle.
Being pulled into the middle of something,

Girlfriend sitter,
Taking care of someone's girlfriend,

I'm a high space shitter.
I am high and am going to use the bathroom,

What?
What do you mean?

I said I'm back,
I said I am back,

Lindsay Lohan.
Referring to Lindsay Lohan,

Watch me ride this track;
Watch me perform on this song,

No hands.
Without using your hands,

'Cause I've been on the bike.
Because I have been practicing and preparing,

Been around the block,
Experienced in life and the music industry,

Like every other night.
Like it's a regular occurrence,

Yeah, till' the sun burns out.
Until the sun dies and the world ends,

Zombie style,
Referring to a specific dance style,

Words out our mouth.
Words coming out of our mouths as we speak,

Dead,
Completely done or finished,

And I'll leave em' squirming.
I will leave people in discomfort,

No protection,
Without protection or barriers,

Rick Santorum.
Referring to Rick Santorum and his political views and stances,

Haha, Damn near wrecked em'.
I almost destroyed them,

Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum,
Every time I rap while the kick drum is playing,

You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum.
You will have so much pain in your ears from the loud music,

Like "Goddamn I couldn't even hear them,
Exclamation of being unable to hear anything,

Coming."
Suggesting that their sound is just too loud,

Yeah, we hut the ground running.
Starting strong and not slowing down,

Goddamn now ain't that something.
Exclamation at the surprise or absurdity of something,

I used to have two girls,
I used to have two girlfriends,

Now I got nothing.
Now I have no girlfriends.

[Chorus: x2]
Repeating the chorus twice.