Punk?
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The Assholes are back
The band is back and ready to perform again

with 15 new tracks
The band has new songs to play at their shows

We are still arrogant and drunk
The band is still full of themselves and often drinks excessively

You like to tell us
The band is addressing their critics who often comment on their behavior and music

That we're no punkfellas
Critics often argue that the band does not fit the mold of traditional punk rockers

Did we ever say we are? ahm yeah ok our fault
The band acknowledges that they have made mistakes, but never pretended to be punk rockers

We're drug addicted but not addictive
Although the band has a history of drug use, they claim that it does not control them

Cocky by nature we're haere to capture
The band is naturally arrogant and confident in their music, and seeks to capture their audience's attention

We're not sexist
The band denies any discrimination or bias based on gender

Hey bitch, back to kitchen
The band is using sarcastic and ironic language to make fun of sexism in punk rock culture

Oh, what a subtle irony
The ironic tone used by the band is meant to be subtle and humorous

But some of you don't get it
The band acknowledges that some people do not understand their humor

You are pathetic
The band is insulting those who do not understand their humor

We say and do whatever we want
The band believes in artistic freedom and doing things their own way, regardless of what others think

So, fuck you
The band is expressing their frustration with their critics and those who do not like them

We're drug addicted but not addictive
Although the band has a history of drug use, they claim that it does not control them

We got no mohawk, we're not punkrock
The band does not fit the mold of traditional punk rockers in their appearance or music

We just suck, so what
The band acknowledges that they may not be the best musicians, but they do not care

My english's not bad, mine are perfect
The band is boasting about their English skills and use humor to mock their critics

All of my lines rhyme
The band is pointing out that their lyrics follow a particular pattern, adding another layer to their humor

Wanna get a date with fran fine
The band is being humorous and mentioning a well-known sitcom character as a desire

We're only here to entertain
The band's main purpose is to perform music and entertain their audiences

You think "not these bitches again"
The band is aware that some people do not like them, but they do not care

Keep saying that you really hate us
The band is acknowledging that some people truly dislike them

That just promotes us more and more
The band argues that even negative publicity still provides exposure and helps promote their music

Not doing this shit for you
The band is making it clear that their music is not being made for their critics but for themselves

We just play music cause we love it
The band makes it clear that they perform because they enjoy making music

An autography costs 10€
The band is jokingly saying that they are famous enough to have people pay for their autographs

Assholes by nature, so what
The band acknowledges that they may be obnoxious or rude, but they do not care