Bad News
50 Cent & DJ Whoo Kid Lyrics

Lloyd Banks in the house, bad news
Lloyd Banks being present means trouble is brewing

Tony Yayo in the house, bad news
Tony Yayo being present means trouble is brewing

50 cent in the house, bad news whenever 50 around it's bad news
Whenever 50 Cent is around, trouble is sure to follow.

Tray pound's in the house, bad news
Tray pound being present means trouble is brewing

40 Kal's in the house, bad news
40 Cal being present means trouble is brewing

I got a knife in the house, bad news whenever 50 around it's bad news
Whenever 50 Cent is around, trouble is sure to follow.

I think little man mad cause I'm flossin' bad
Someone is upset because I am displaying my wealth.

I ain't a wrestler, but I'll put your bitch the Boston crab
I am not a wrestler, but I can punish your woman in the same way.

I talk money cause it costs to brag
I discuss money because it takes money to boast.

Round here bitches walk around wit the hair that the horses had
The women in this area have hair that closely resembles horses' hair, possibly indicating lack of style or taste.

Rap it get your face stuck on them bricks
Rapping will get you into trouble and leave you with nothing but an unpleasant outcome.

I don't really like to exercise but I'll push up on a bitch
I am not fond of working out, but I am willing to make a move on a woman.

Y'all sweet like ninety-nine bananas
You are all sweet and weak like the alcoholic drink, Ninety-nine Bananas.

That's why I got ninety-nine niggas wit ninety-nine hammers
This is why I have an ample number of men, each with his own weapon.

They all want a nigga to stop
Everyone wishes to cease my actions.

Cause I rap slick enough to slip the ring off of Vivica Fox
I am adept enough to steal Vivica Fox's ring without her noticing because of my sly lyrics.

I'm just a playa that found out what the coaches know
I am a player who has discovered the secrets of the coaches.

So I'mma be around longer than the Oprah show
I will be in the scene much longer than the Oprah Show has aired.

You and your man y'all both should know
You and your friend should be aware.

That all it takes is a finger to send you where the ghosts go
A single finger can kill you and send you to the afterlife.

Shit I been hated since the fifth grade
I have been disliked since elementary school.

That's why my best friend's a the tre pound, a ice pick, and a switch blade
That's why my closest associates are weapons like Tray Pound, an ice pick, and a switchblade.

Rule number one pick a target and study him for weeks
The first step is to choose a target and stalk him for several weeks.

See where they rest at and lay with their peeps
Observe where the targets relax and their friends hang out.

Now you got the drop, know their daily routine
With this information, you can have the upper hand and can follow the target's daily habits.

So the second rule please leave the crime scene clean
Make sure that there are no traces of criminal activities at the scene.

Third rule pick a day, fourth rule pick a time
Choose a day and time that would be suitable for the crime.

Fifth rule pick a fifth, sixth rule pick a nine
Select a type of gun that would be suitable for the crime.

And the seventh rule make sure your sidearm sweet
Ensure that your firearm is in excellent working condition.

So when the shootout you leave him six feet deep
If a shootout occurs, make sure that the enemy ends up dead and buried six feet underground.

Eighth meet in a fast car with disguise
When leaving, use a high-performance vehicle and wear disguises.

Use a ski mask with shades on your eyes
A ski mask with sunglasses will be used for disguise.

Ninth rule don't say shit cause po-po listen
Do not say anything, as the police might be listening.

Fuck around you end up being stuck in the system
If you do not follow the rules, you might end up in the prison system.

And the tenth rule don't put a tag on a broken heart
Do not attach a label to a heart that has been broken.

Just put a toe-tag on your mark
Instead, label the person who you will murder.

And rule number 11, you caught a body but you not a legend
If you murder someone, you are not renowned for it.

You better watch where you heading
Make sure you are careful and cautious.

I don't like you, you don't like me
We do not have any sympathy for each other.

It's not likely that we'll ever be friends
It is improbable that we will become friends.

Why pretend? (Ma, Banks' back at it again)
Why bother pretending? Lloyd Banks is up to his usual antics.

I don't like you, you don't like me
We do not have any sympathy for each other.

It's not likely that we'll ever be friends
It is improbable that we will become friends.

Why pretend? (Ma, Tony's back at it again)
Why bother pretending? Tony Yayo is up to his usual antics.

Don't go against me I'll hurt your feelings
Do not stand against me, or you will be emotionally damaged.

Stones in my cross the size of your earrings
The diamonds in my cross pendant are larger than your earrings.

My confidence level's high nigga can't tell
I am confident and cannot be brought down by anyone.

Lickin my lips at ya bitch like I'm LL
I am seducing your woman with the same confidence as LL Cool J.

I smile like a nigga in jail receiving mail
My smile is similar to the smile that an inmate has when receiving mail in jail.

Better yet like a nigga in the bookings that made bail
Or like a person who has been in custody and just paid bail.

From day one I came in the game they said I was hot
Since the beginning, when I entered the industry, people have been saying I am talented.

They got scared, "Cent got money," and I got shot
When I accumulated a lot of money, people became fearful, and I was shot.

You put pressure on me when you compare me to 'Pac
When you compare me to Tupac, you put a lot of pressure on me.

I'm just a new kid, I can't help that I'm hot
I am still relatively new, but I can't help that I have already made a name for myself and become popular.

What little niggas say to 50 cent don't matter
What people say to me does not affect me.

I'll fire shots at the shepherd and watch the sheep scatter
I will target the leader, and the followers will disperse.

My enemies never turn into friends, my friends turn into enemies
My rivals always stay my rivals, and my friends often turn on me.

You scared then get the fuck around me
If you are frightened, then stay away from me.

Record execs, know not to play wit my check
Music industry executives are wary of messing with my money.

I come through and put my knife on that vein in ya neck (YEAH!)
I show up, and I put my knife right on the vein in your neck.