Home Alone
8-Bit Arcade Lyrics

I’m home alone and my family is gone
I am currently unsupervised because my family has left.

They left me by myself, for the first time got it wrong
This is the first time they have left me alone, which they incorrectly assumed I could handle.

But i realized i had to chance to have fun
I recognized the opportunity to enjoy myself.

But two thief's tried to rob my house thinking I’m dumb
Two individuals attempted to burglarize my home, believing me to be unintelligent and vulnerable.

Home alone, yeah I’m doing what I want
I am currently free to do whatever I please because I am home alone.

Making a mess, having fun
I am engaging in activities that are enjoyable but may cause disorder in my surroundings.

Tell me how I beat the bad guys and I was the only son
Please explain how I was able to defeat the criminals despite being the only child present.

Tricks no treats, maybe some
I employed various tactics to outsmart the burglars, to my advantage.

When they got inside I would run
Upon the intruders entering the house, I would hastily evade their presence.

But in the end, they lost I won
Eventually, the burglars were defeated and the outcome was favorable for me.

So let me introduce myself, yes my name is Kevin
I will now provide my name for contextual purposes, it is Kevin.

The trouble started when I ruined dinner around seven
The series of problematic events began when I had an issue with preparing dinner around the time of seven o'clock.

Mama sent me to the attic, I felt like a felon
In response, my mother sent me to the attic, which made me feel like a criminal.

Wished away my family, I was hoping it would set in
I expressed a desire for my family to disappear, which I hoped would come to fruition.

The next morning they were gone but that was a blessing
The following morning, my family was absent, which I initially perceived to be a favorable situation.

I think it was my early Christmas present
I believed that the scenario I found myself in was an early gift for the upcoming holiday.

House to myself, yes I’m the only presence
I possessed exclusive occupancy of the residence, rendering myself the sole inhabitant.

I seen Old Man Marley, and no it wasn’t pleasant
I encountered an individual by the name of Old Man Marley, and the experience was not enjoyable.

He sent his fam to heaven
Old Man Marley indicated that his family was in heaven, insinuating that they had passed away.

Harry and Marv were stalking me, the Wet Bandits
The two burglars, who went by the moniker the Wet Bandits, were following me and my movements.

I tricked the Wet Bandits and they fell for it
I utilized deception to outsmart the Wet Bandits, and they succumbed to my ruse.

The police never came what the hell sheriff?
Despite the gravity of the situation, law enforcement failed to arrive, and I was confused and frustrated by this fact.

The Wed Bandits came back now I’m hysteric
The Wet Bandits returned to my residence, inducing a panicked state.

So I outsmarted them now they’re embarrassed
However, I utilized cunning to once again outmaneuver them, resulting in their sense of humiliation.

Set up the booby traps, I got them looking stupid
I established a series of traps designed to catch the burglars off-guard, making them appear foolish.

I used BB Guns, Toys, Glue, and some Fluids
I employed a combination of objects such as BB guns, toys, glue, and various liquids to aid in my plan.

They thought I was doofus, clearly they were clueless
Despite their perception of me as unintelligent, it was ultimately the burglars who lacked the necessary intelligence to evade the traps I had set.

The police caught them, that story is concluded
The authorities were ultimately able to apprehend the Wet Bandits, thereby concluding this narrative.

But the sad thing is my family is still gone
Despite my earlier desire for my family's absence, their continued absence now elicits feelings of sadness within me.

I looked everywhere in the house, backyard, and the lawn
In a thorough effort to locate them, I searched all areas of the home, as well as the yard and outdoor living space.

But then I was surprised when I finally seen mom
However, I was taken aback when I at last laid eyes on my mother.

The whole family is back, I’m so glad that they spawned
Happily, my entire family has now returned, much to my delight.

Tell me how I beat the bad guys and I was the only son
Once more, please explain the specifics of how I, the sole male offspring, successfully overcame the burglars.

Tricks no treats, maybe some
Referencing once more my successful methods of outmaneuvering the burglars for my benefit.

When they got inside I would run
Again detailing my evasive maneuvers upon the burglars' entry into my home.

But in the end, they lost I won
Ultimately, despite initial fears and concerns, I emerged as the victor in this conflict.