Jazzy Hoes
8Ball Lyrics

All I like is them jazzy hoes, the type that make a nigga spend all his dough
I only like women who are materialistic and will make me spend all my money on them.

Sho nuff a sight, anything ya like
These women are very attractive and can have anything they want.

You know the ones you wanna make your wife, ya heard me?
These women are the ones that a man would want to marry.

Little fast bitch, actin' sarcastic
These women can be rude and sarcastic, but I still like them.

Need to get her ass kicked, tryin' to get the cash quick
She deserves to be punished for trying to get money quickly.

She be my last pick, I got a real hoe
I wouldn't choose her over my other women who are more loyal and genuine.

Take yo' ass back to class and buy a dildo
Go back to school and get an education, and buy something for yourself that brings you pleasure because I won't do it for you.

Don't let the freak in you keep you up all night
Don't let your desire for sex consume you and keep you up all night.

Gettin' fucked and sucked, you wastin' your life
Your focus on sexual pleasure is wasting your precious time in life.

Before a real nigga ever kick a hoe down
Before a man punishes a woman for being disloyal, he makes sure she understands his expectations and boundaries.

She gotta understand what I know now
She needs to learn what I know about loyalty and commitment to be with me.

Ain't no broke down, lazy, gold digging, cute bitch
I don't tolerate women who are lazy and only after my money, even if they are physically attractive.

Come around me gettin' credit cards and don't do shit, bitch
I don't allow women to take advantage of me by using my credit cards without contributing anything to the relationship.

I travel throughout the year
I am always traveling and need a woman who can handle being alone at times.

I keep a woman with a house and her own career
I have a woman who has her own career and house, so she doesn't rely on me for financial stability.

So when I buy her a diamond ring, it's just a gift (what's your name?)
When I buy her a present, it's out of genuine care and affection for her, not because I am trying to impress her or make up for something.

Too Short baby, don't need to trick
I am a successful man and don't need to manipulate or deceive women to get what I want.

I give her what she want cause I'm a real player
I am a confident and successful man, so I am able to provide what my woman wants and needs.

Platinum after platinum, ask me how I feel later
I am very successful and wealthy, and I know this because I keep achieving platinum records.

See I ilke them crazy hoe
I have a preference for unusual and eccentric women.

Them straight, get down and pay me hoe
I like women who are refined and classy, but who also enjoy sex and can provide for me financially.

I wouldn't mind no jazzy hoe
I would be open to being with one of these attractive and materialistic women.

Make my creep fall right out my clothes
These women are so attractive that they can make me lose control and act sexually.

On the blow, can't let no hoe see my flow
I am doing drugs, but I don't want any of these women to see me in that state.

Tight jean and bra strap, girl that got to go (gotta go)
I don't want women who dress provocatively or show too much skin, I prefer classier women.

Strip you on down like a shake-a-booty hoe (uh huh)
I enjoy removing a woman's clothes slowly and sensually, like a stripper.

Put you in the street, make me mo' money mo'
I will use these women to make more money for myself.

Now see, just the other night, I met me a ol' jazzy hoe
I recently met a woman who fits my preferred type.

Straight boozyabitch, ol' sassy hoe
She is an arrogant and materialistic woman.

Who think she fly to death, so I ain't gon' hold my breath
She thinks she is the most attractive and desirable woman, but I am not impressed.

To let you skeezers know, just let you ask yo'self
I am warning all of the promiscuous women out there to self-reflect on their behavior.

For as I cut one but two down the line
I am interested in having multiple sexual partners and have already had at least two women before her.

But could it be yo' hoe that I'm cuttin' everytime?
She might be the woman of one of my friends, and I may be sleeping with her behind their back.

And I come to find she servin' every nigga in yo' clique
I discovered that she is sleeping with all of the men in his friend group.

To get in where she fit in, now she known to be a trick
She is willing to have sex with anyone to fit in with others and has gained a reputation for being promiscuous.

Quote for quote, who tote like this
My style and my behavior are unique and unmatched by anyone else.

Hit the Club Jig, on some Wes Snipe shit
Go to the Club Jig and act like Wesley Snipes, who played a cool and confident character in the movie “White Men Can't Jump”.

Snatchin' all the hoes in your harem, indeed
I am stealing all of the desirable women from his group of friends, despite their objections.

I mock turtlenecks while I'm bees and tweed
I wear stylish and unique clothing, like turtlenecks and bespoke suits.

Til I proceed, damn right, the spot's tight
I am a confident man and know that I am attractive and successful.

Nothing but dimes in sight, so just might
All of the women around me are very attractive, so I might try to seduce them.

Bag these bitches like groceries
I am treating these women like commodities, something to be bought and consumed.

Player to player, you can't get close to me
As a successful and confident man, I don't think anyone can match my level of attractiveness and charm.

Now who you 'posed to be?
I am asking who the man pretended to be who is trying to challenge me.

Pullin' toast on the S-O double N-Y, girlfriend lookin' fly
I am threatening violence against someone from the South Bronx, while a woman who is very attractive is nearby.

And I can tell she schemin' (why's that?)
I sense that this woman is trying to manipulate and use men for her personal gain.

Cause she like the ice is gleamin' (okay)
She is attracted to flashy and expensive material objects, like jewelry.

But that's cool though, cause I know how to stain golds
I don't worry about women being attracted to my wealth, as I know how to handle people who are only after money.

I pimp tight without the kangol, niggas know
I am able to manipulate and control women without resorting to using the stereotypical props of a pimp.

I slang flow, east to west
I am known for my musical talent, which I express through my “flow” or rapping style, and my popularity spans the entire country.

Available at anytime to put the pussy to the test
I am always ready to have sex and will do so whenever I am given the opportunity.

Lay it down, lay it down
I am telling women to have sex with me.

You hoes lay it down
I am speaking to multiple women and telling them all to have sex with me.

When the real motherfuckin' player come around
All of the women will want to have sex with me once they realize I am a confident and successful man.

Shy, not I, some times I choose not to speak
I am not shy and am usually very confident, but there are times when I choose not to speak.

Surrounded by my real niggas drinkin' Hennessee
I am with my genuine friends, who are also confident and successful men, and we are drinking Hennessey cognac.

Or Remy or Red Passion with champagne
We are also drinking Remy Martin cognac or a sweet, red dessert wine called Red Passion along with champagne.

Chiefin' up some hay, gettin' at them hoes, man
We are smoking marijuana and trying to attract women.

Trick, not I, trick be you, can you dig that?
I am not the one being fooled or manipulated in this situation, it is the woman trying to manipulate me.

I got star hoes pickin' me up in Tahoes
I have women who are very attractive and well-known who are driving me around in luxury SUVs.

Fuck them at-the-bar hoes, tryin'-to-score hoes
I don't want to waste my time on women who are promiscuous and try to hook up with men at bars.

Mickey dropin' hoes, quick to drop they clothes
I am able to attract women quickly and easily, and they are willing to have sex with me almost immediately.

I give those only funky weave wearin' bitches
I only go after women who have a certain hairstyle, which is a sign of their promiscuity.

All made up, gettin' at a niggas riches
These women only care about looks and money and are trying to manipulate men for their own gain.

I like women with they head on straight
I prefer women who are genuine, loyal and well-grounded.

Pull your own weight and you can fuck wit' Eight
If a woman can support herself and contribute to a relationship, she can be with me.

Nigga think he a player with them old Girbauds
I am making fun of a man who thinks he is a player because he wears outdated clothing from a brand called Girbaud.

Gettin' pimped by them space age jazzy hoes
He is being manipulated and controlled by women who are very attractive and materialistic, which I refer to as “space age jazzy hoes”.