Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/AC{DC Lyrics

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head He's givin' you the blues You want to graduate but not in 'is bed [...but not in his debt] Here's what you gotta do
If you're struggling with a difficult high school teacher who's making your life troublesome in various ways, and you don't want to do anything dishonest, then don't worry any longer. I have a solution, and all you need to do is reach out to me.

Pick up the phone I'm always home Call me any time Just ring 36 24 36 hey [36 24 36 hey] I lead a life of crime
To get started, just call me! No matter when or where, I'm always ready for your call. And, by the way, I'm not exactly the most lawful person in the world...

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
What I offer is the opportunity to get what you want through all sorts of questionable -- or even downright illegal -- means. And I promise to do it all for a very reasonable rate.

You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart (She's) he's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start, fella
If you're struggling with relationship issues and heartbreak due to your significant other cheating on you with your best friend, it's understandable if you're feeling a bit sad and lost.

Pick up the phone I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in Forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball
But don't worry: you don't have to feel this way for long. Just give me a call, and I'll help you forget all about your ex and your fair-weather friend. I have plenty of ways to help you have a good time!

If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts
If there's a woman in your life who's causing you stress, annoyance, or even nervousness, and you don't know how to get rid of her on your own, then I'm the solution you seek.

Pick up the phone Leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee I'm happy to be Your back door man
Just give me a call, and I'll help you take care of this problematic woman. Whether you want me to talk to her and convince her to leave you alone, or you want me to get involved in a more -- shall we say -- drastic way, I'm happy to help! All it takes is a reasonable fee, and you can consider me your personal assistant in all matters related to love and relationships.

Concrete shoes, cyanide, tnt Done dirt cheap Neckties, contracts, high voltage Done dirt cheap
If you're looking for help with getting rid of someone in a way that's not only effective, but also won't break the bank, then I have plenty of ideas for you. Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT... or, if that's not your style, maybe some neckties, contracts, or high voltage? Whatever your needs, I have plenty of options, and I promise to do it all for a very reasonable rate. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap, as they say!