Don't Call Me Uncle
Adam Green Lyrics


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Don't call me uncle elroy
Don't leave me in dismay
Hold up the original feeling that wipes away all shame
That's very nice to be constructive like an old man in a young man's game
It's coming out the other end with effectual conclusion and disdain

Don't call me chester cheetah
Don't call me uncle sam
Just play me like an orchestra that makes a boy your man
Then go into another station my dear and find a girl that fits inside
Who comes rumblin down the canyon just proud enough to be my lemon bride

Don't call me mr well read
Don't call me professor tom
You know i've paid the consequence for all i have done wrong
But that's alright in the assembly of the evening in the olive branch
When you reemerge in the nighttime you'll explore that hollow feeling at a trance

Don't call me wooden shoe guy
Don't call me wooden man
Don't call me mr scarecrow, i have a master plan
But i don't know what is egyptian
I don't know what is a western thought
I don't know what is a mystery to all or which has already been taught

The eagle sure has landed and it made me really sad
Just go away in back of me and call uncle dad




You're my daughter in a sense and i get nervous when you go outside
To the bedrooms of the aliens, just love could make a grown girl die

Overall Meaning

In Adam Green's song, "Don't Call Me Uncle," the artist seems to be rejecting various labels and societal expectations placed on him. In the first stanza, he declares "don't call me Uncle Elroy" and begs the listener to hold onto the original feeling that wipes away shame. It's possible that Elroy represents a specific type of person or behavior that Green doesn't want to be associated with. He also rejects the label of "Chester Cheetah" and "Uncle Sam," instead asking to be played like an orchestra that can help a boy become a man. Perhaps he's saying that he doesn't want to be a symbol of American consumerism or patriotism, but rather a mentor who can guide someone towards true adulthood.


In the second stanza, Green rejects labels like "Mr. Well Read" and "Professor Tom," acknowledging that he's made mistakes but claiming that he's paid the price. He seems to find solace in the idea of an "assembly of the evening in the olive branch," perhaps suggesting that there's a time and a place for criticism and discussion, but that we should strive to find peace and reconciliation when possible. Finally, he rejects the labels of "Wooden Shoe Guy," "Wooden Man," and "Mr. Scarecrow," insisting that he has a master plan but doesn't know everything. The song ends on a somewhat ambiguous note with mention of an eagle landing and a daughter going off to the bedrooms of aliens, suggesting that Green is grappling with feelings of sadness, protectiveness, and uncertainty.


Line by Line Meaning

Don't call me uncle elroy
Please do not address me as Uncle Elroy


Don't leave me in dismay
Please do not abandon or disappoint me


Hold up the original feeling that wipes away all shame
Retain the initial emotion that erases feelings of guilt


That's very nice to be constructive like an old man in a young man's game
It is good to be productive just like an elderly person in a youthful field


It's coming out the other end with effectual conclusion and disdain
The outcome is now emerging with a practical decision and contempt


Don't call me chester cheetah
I prefer you not to address me as Chester Cheetah


Don't call me uncle sam
Please do not refer to me as Uncle Sam


Just play me like an orchestra that makes a boy your man
Treat me like an orchestra that alters a boy to manhood


Then go into another station my dear and find a girl that fits inside
Please move on to another stop, my dear, and locate a suitable partner


Who comes rumblin down the canyon just proud enough to be my lemon bride
One who arrives in exuberance, happy to be my bride


Don't call me mr well read
Please refrain from using Mr. Well Read to address me


Don't call me professor tom
Please don't call me Professor Tom


You know i've paid the consequence for all i have done wrong
I have suffered the consequences of my wrongdoings


But that's alright in the assembly of the evening in the olive branch
It's okay to reconcile in the gathering during the peace offering


When you reemerge in the nighttime you'll explore that hollow feeling at a trance
When you resurface at night, you will examine that empty feeling in a daze


Don't call me wooden shoe guy
Please do not refer to me as Wooden Shoe Guy


Don't call me wooden man
I prefer you not to address me as Wooden Man


Don't call me mr scarecrow, i have a master plan
Please do not call me Mr. Scarecrow, as I have a detailed plan


But i don't know what is egyptian
But I do not know what is Egyptian


I don't know what is a western thought
I am clueless about what is considered a Western thought


I don't know what is a mystery to all or which has already been taught
I am unaware of any secret knowledge or what has already been taught


The eagle sure has landed and it made me really sad
The eagle has certainly arrived, and it has made me very unhappy


Just go away in back of me and call uncle dad
Please leave quietly and address someone else as Uncle Dad


You're my daughter in a sense and i get nervous when you go outside
In a way, you are like my daughter, and I feel anxious when you leave


To the bedrooms of the aliens, just love could make a grown girl die
Love could be fatal for a mature woman in the bedrooms of extraterrestrial beings




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