Black Velvet
Akeem Ali Lyrics

You ever felt velvet on a pimp with a smooth aura
Have you ever come across a confident and stylish pimp that exudes luxury and class?

My mood sorta chlorine baby I’m cleaner than pool water
I am in a positive and clear-headed mood that is pure and refreshing like chlorinated pool water.

No strings attached my groove cordless I’m still sick with this shit I’m food poisoning and manage to put the mac on ole dude daughter
I am not restricted by any commitments and can freely express my smooth vibe. Even though my energy is contagious, I am still dangerous and able to seduce even the daughter of my competition.

You ever met a nigga who was slicker than Vaseline on a bowling ball
Have you ever encountered someone as smooth and slippery as Vaseline on a bowling ball?

A nigga who don’t say much but he know it all
Someone who doesn't talk much but is knowledgeable on everything.

That’s me baby
I am the epitome of smoothness.

I wouldn’t buy a hoe a jolly rancher
My standards are too high to waste money on women who are not worth it.

My kinda standards they far exceed, them bitches who be fine like some parking fees
I have high standards that go beyond the superficial beauty of women who are only worth as much as a parking fee.

She drive her face up to my dick and park her knees on the carpet until my cardiac get goose bumps cause the way she give filatio my heart will freeze
She performs oral sex on me so well that it gives me chills and raises my heart rate to a dangerous level.

You cold but
You may be smooth but...

You ain’t never seen a nigga smoother than warm butter on light bread and have a bitch working the night shift til she light headed
You have never encountered someone as smooth as warm butter on bread, who can make a woman work long hours to the point of exhaustion.

I’m the certified womb groomer my dick could send a bitch to the tomb sooner than the night time could have the moon blooming
I am the best at pleasing women and can even make them die from pleasure faster than the moon can rise at night.

I’m a bad man
I am a dangerous and powerful man.

And time is soon to tell
My greatness will soon be known and recognized.

I don’t take no hoe out to Bloomingdales
I don't waste my money on women who don't deserve it by taking them shopping.

And I don’t move for much but vagina is something I zoom to sale
I am usually not motivated by much but I am always ready to pursue and entertain women and their bodies.

I tell em it’s buy and sell to the clientele that they bringing in
I inform the women under my wing that they are in the business of selling themselves to the clients they bring in.

And they breaking dividends so when you clean yo coochie groom it well
They are making significant profits, so they should take good care of their bodies and hygiene.

And try yo best trick a nigga outta every penny in his bank account take a stab at it baby girl shank it out
And they should also try to get as much money as they can from their clients, even if it means being cunning and manipulative.

Listen yeen met a nigga who could tell mash potatoes it’s all gravy
You have never encountered someone as smooth and persuasive as me, who can make a simple thing like mashed potatoes seem great.

An infant wit leukemia
Even someone as innocent as a baby with leukemia would be affected by my smoothness.

We ball baby
We succeed and thrive, baby.

You enter into this pimping you in good hands until we all stating the insured fact that we have it all lady
You are in good hands when you become a part of my pimp business, until we can all see and agree on our success and superiority.

This shit ain’t what you call basic
This is not your typical or basic lifestyle.

Like military boot camp I’m twice the man yo last nigga was
Like military training camp, I am tougher and stronger than any man you have been with before.

I’m a mail two times I need two stamps
I am worth more than the average man and require more payment or attention.

Fuck on his wife until that pussy got a few cramps
I have sex with his wife until she is sore and aching.

And I know said I love it wet but this shit too damp
Although I enjoy moistness, even I think she is too wet.

My bitches got the nicest pussy
The women under my wing have the best and most desirable bodies.

You want a slice then you pay the price cuz pussy ain’t that easy to come by when it’s good and wet
If you want access to these women, you must be willing to pay a high price because it is not easy to find such desirable women.

You should invest
You should be willing to spend money to acquire something of value.

And if you don’t believe just ask me shit I could attest
If you don't believe this, just ask me because I know it to be true.

That pussy put me straight to sleep but I couldn’t rest cuz I needed mo’
Although their bodies satisfy me, I want even more and cannot rest.

But I don’t need the hoe I unbutton her pussy and keep it with me so they don’t get no ideas when I’m not around
Although I don't need the women, I keep a souvenir to remember them by and to prevent others from stealing them.

You sneaky bitches
You women are cunning and manipulative.

They start thinking they slick as me
They begin to think that they are as smooth and persuasive as me.

And bitch you could be on a slip and slide with cooking oil but you still wouldn’t get this pimping see
Even if you were on a slippery slide covered in oil, you would not be as smooth and successful as me in this business.

This shit is upper echelon
This is the top tier level of this business.

I transform bitches into a deceptacon
I can manipulate and transform women into better versions of themselves in order to succeed in this business.

Now she megatron when I hit her with this all spark
Now she is unstoppable and powerful when I provide her with the tools and knowledge to succeed.

Until we all start to see that this shit immaculate baby
Until we all realize that this business is perfect and flawless.

Can you dig what I’m sayin baby?
Do you understand what I am telling you?

Nah baby I mean can you really fuckin dig it?
I mean, can you really understand and embrace what I am saying?

Alright. Cause when I’m out politickin’ I don’t need you doin’ a lot of trippin’
Okay. When I am out networking and hustling, I don't want you to cause any problems or complications.

I love it when you take charge Daddy. I’m sorry I rushed you.
I appreciate and respect your authority and guidance, and I apologize for being impatient earlier.

Let crank this muthafucka up & get on outta here.
Let's turn up the volume and leave this place.

Yeah let’s ride baby. Real smooth. Aye turn that shit up for me baby. I like this station. Turn dat turn dat shit up.
Let's drive away smoothly and comfortably while listening to this amazing station. Turn up the volume!

I’ll turn it up for you Daddy.
I will make sure the music is loud and enjoyable for you, Daddy.

Let’s ride baby.
Let's hit the road and leave this place behind.