Ak Ha Ha! Ak Hoo Hoo?
Akinyele Lyrics

Yo, y'all know what's about to happen
Attention everyone, I'm about to start rapping and something amazing is about to happen.

When I proceed to give you what you need and the Ak start rappin
I'm going to start rapping and give you exactly what you need.

I throw rhymes like children throwin balls on project bricks
I'm skilled at freestyling and improvising like kids playing ball in the street.

In other words I be kickin that old off the wall shit
I like to be unpredictable with my rhymes and style.

I don't rehearse they don't come better than
I'm a natural talent and don't need to rehearse to be great.

I don't need light, cuz I'm a late night person like David Letterman
I have a lot of energy late at night and can perform without lights like David Letterman.

You know the whole repoitoire not far from a star
My skills and talent are comparable to those of a famous star.

Baby Pah, the Ak can shine like ArmorAll
My talent can shine and be protected like a car being polished with ArmorAll.

Akineyle, producing more stunning hits
As an artist, I'm capable of making more impressive music.

So call me Ex-Lax, cuz I'm about ready to start runnin shit
I'm ready to start dominating the rap game like a laxative cleans out your system.

Toss and TURNIN ya, watch Ak BURNIN ya
You'll be restless and unable to sleep while I dominate and overpower you.

You can't hold your own you fuck around and catch a HERNIA
If you try to compete with me you'll hurt yourself and fail miserably.

So don't sleep, nor yet drowsing
Don't underestimate or overlook me.

My name itself bring more Heartbeats than Robert Townsend
My name alone brings excitement and anticipation like Robert Townsend's work.

I hurdle over rappers like a stallion
I'm faster and more powerful than other rappers and can easily surpass them.

Carry it back with more Fame than Debbie Allen, nigga
I'll be even more famous and successful than Debbie Allen.

My lyrics'll reign real bright so dim the lights and it won't get DULLER
My rhymes are so powerful and bright that even with dimmer lights they won't lose their intensity.

It doesn't take Rosie Perez to see my living COLOR
Everyone can see how unique and colorful my music and style are.

I rain over heads just like an UMBRELLA
I dominate the rap game and overshadow others like an umbrella in the rain.

So strong that baby's boosted and I'm FULLER
My music is so powerful that even babies can feel its effects and I'll continue to grow and improve.

History in the making, never one for backspins
I'm making history with my music and style, and I'm not interested in traditional hip hop techniques such as backspins.

throw and kneel, but you're still, MC's I be BREAKIN
I can easily defeat and break other MC's despite their efforts to compete.

Ak saniTATION
I'm cleaning up and dominating the rap game with my music.

I leave skid marks on the concrete streets from all the brothers that I be scrapin
My rap battles leave a lasting impact on the rap game and on other artists, like skid marks on concrete.

Permanent scars as I sabotage
I'm leaving a lasting impression and causing damage with my music.

My style's so milky I should get down with Haagen-Daaz
My style is smooth and rich, like Haagen-Daaz ice cream.

More heatwave than a do rag does to a CAESAR
My music is more intense and powerful than the effect of a do rag on a Caesar haircut.

Give a thermometer a temperature of jungle FEVER
My music is so intense and powerful that it can raise your body temperature like jungle fever.

George like WHEEZY
I'm burning and overpowering other artists like George Jefferson from the show 'The Jeffersons.'

Cuz I be burnin brothers just like, the neighborhood SKEEZER
I'm overpowering and defeating other rappers like the local neighborhood promiscuous woman.

Once the hip-hop strangaler
I'm a powerful and dominant force in the hip hop world, capable of overpowering others.

I throw your whole rap on a coat rack kid and just hang it up
I can defeat other rappers and their entire style and career with ease, like hanging their rap on a coat rack and walking away.

Skills are fatter than a grease spot
My skills and talent are impressive and undeniable, like a large grease spot.

cuz I love to rock that nasty home-cooked hip-hop
I enjoy creating and performing raw and unpolished hip hop music.

I watch girls check it, I make bitches wanna jump butt-naked
My music and style are so powerful and attractive that women are drawn to me and may even act impulsively.

Like the Doo Doo Brown record
My music and style are reminiscent of the popular dance track 'Doo Doo Brown.'

But now I peep on low and they have to stop
I'm observing and studying my competition and their reactions and causing them to stop or fail.

When they hear my name, the motherfuckin Ak
My name and reputation alone can strike fear and anticipation in others.