Honard co-hosts the web series Bro'Laska alongside her brother, Corey Binney. Her first studio album, Anus, was released in 2015, followed by her second album, Poundcake, in 2016. Her third album, Vagina, was released in 2019. Honard is also a part of The AAA Girls, a drag group with Willam and Courtney Act and hosts the podcast Race Chaser with Willam.
Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux
Alaska Thunderfuck Lyrics
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It's merry christmas time again
Oh man!
My parents just don't understand...
I wanted a girl talk
But they got me a Jenga
I wanted a Nintendo
I opened that unveloped
What the heck?!
Grandma just gave me a Five dollars check
Ughh
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a Damn
(CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a damn)
Trucks and Trains and Tank Toys
I don't want that junk
That stuff's for boys
Barbie Dolls
Barbie Dolls
All I ever ever wanted
Was Barbie Dolls
Skipper, Tracy, Christie, Stacy
I'm feeling so shameless
Like William H missing
I might be snails
And popy tails
But I like big hair
And I like long Nails
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a Damn
(CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a damn)
Oh my goodness
What is that glowing heavenly light over the (?) snow sky?
- It's me Alaska
You got the christmas presents
And I'm here to tell you a little something about your situation, sweetheart
Girl! Why are you complaining?
You're not in India starving
It's not like you don't have nothing
Your (?) is alarming
You got some parents that love you
A (?)
So lucky that you got a roof above you
Christmas is cold, so get into (?)
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
Look, I've just got
A pair of two socks
CHRISTMAS Rocks
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
I can even make a four out the box
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
Thank you mom and Dad
I can really decide
Cause after all
Christmas really isn't so bad
The lyrics of Alaska Thunderfuck's song "Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux" is about a young girl who is unhappy with the gifts she receives on Christmas day. The song starts with Alaska expressing her dissatisfaction with the holiday season and the gifts she received from her family. She wanted a girl talk and a Nintendo, but instead, she got Jenga and Sega. Furthermore, her grandma gave her a five dollars' check that further dampened her mood. She concludes that Christmas sucks, and she doesn't care about it.
Alaska goes on to express her dislike for the traditional Christmas toys like trucks, trains, and tank toys, indicating that these are for boys. Instead, she wanted Barbie dolls, but her parents failed to understand her wish. The next part of the song is a conversation between Alaska and an angel-like persona who tries to show her the bright side of life. The angel reminds her that she is lucky to have parents who love her, a comfortable shelter, and warmth during the cold season. She encourages Alaska to look beyond gift-bearing and cherish the love and relationships around her.
The last part of the song shows a changed Alaska, who now exclaims that Christmas rocks. She has found joy in the simple act of receiving gifts, such as a pair of socks. She acknowledges her parents and the difficulty they might have experienced, trying to satisfy her needs, and concludes that Christmas isn't so bad, after all.
Line by Line Meaning
Ughh
Expressions of disgust and disappointment
It's merry christmas time again
Acknowledgment of the holiday season
Oh man!
Expressions of surprise and exasperation
My parents just don't understand...
Feeling misunderstood by one's parents
I wanted a girl talk
Desire for a conversation with a girl
But they got me a Jenga
Received a gift that was not desired
I wanted a Nintendo
Desire for a specific video game console
But they got me a Sega
Received a different video game console than the desired one
I opened that unveloped
Opened an envelope
What the heck?!
Expressions of surprise and confusion
Grandma just gave me a Five dollars check
Received a monetary gift from a grandparent
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Feelings of frustration and disappointment with the holiday season
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
Expressions of confidence in one's feelings about Christmas
Don't mess with me
I don't give a Damn
Asserting oneself and not caring about others' opinions
Trucks and Trains and Tank Toys
I don't want that junk
That stuff's for boys
Disinterest in traditionally gendered toys/gifts
Barbie Dolls
Barbie Dolls
All I ever ever wanted
Was Barbie Dolls
Desire for a specific type of toy/gift
Skipper, Tracy, Christie, Stacy
I'm feeling so shameless
Like William H missing
Listing popular Barbie dolls and feeling confident
I might be snails
And popy tails
But I like big hair
And I like long Nails
Expressing an unconventional but self-affirming appearance preference
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
Look, I've just got
A pair of two socks
Change in attitude towards Christmas and appreciation of a simple gift
I can even make a four out the box
Feeling creative with one's gift
Thank you mom and Dad
I can really decide
Cause after all
Christmas really isn't so bad
Gratitude towards parents and a positive shift in attitude towards Christmas
Contributed by Aaliyah W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
bate kush
'All i ever wanted was a barbie doll' - u got trixie mattel
Chris EssAye
Dahlia Lavender We did have a vaccinated that
Kati Casey
You wanted a barbie doll? Well now you're friends with Trixie Mattel, which is basically the same thing.
Joslyn Stricklin
Werk!
idiot fiend
merry christmas!
My name is yours, Whats Maly?
I love Alaskaaaa