Nails
Alaska Thunderfuck Lyrics

Girl, don't try it
Don't even bother if you can't handle it.

you break it then you buy it
If you mess them up, you need to pay for them.

so don't deny it, just press and reapply it
Don't pretend it didn't happen, just fix the problem.

hard acrylic, gets harder when you fill it
The harder you work on it, the stronger it becomes.

so $20 bill it, and scratch it till you kill it
Spend the cash, and use your nails for all they're worth.

If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag.
Nails are a key part of the drag look.

long nails, short nails white nails, black nails right nails, wrong nails as long as theres a ... nails
What matters most is that you have nails, regardless of their shape, color, or orientation.

straight nails, gay nails love nails, hate nails your nails, my nails as long as theres a ... nails
Everyone's nails are valid, regardless of who they belong to or how they look.

nails, nails nails nails, nails nails nails, nails nails nails, put on some fucking nails
The key message of the song - nails, nails, nails! Put them on!

shave and file, like you're Selina Kyle
Care for your nails like you would care for your alter ego.

reflect your style, just keep it versatile
Your nails should showcase your personality and be adaptable to different looks.

spit and polish, conquer and demolish amaze and then astonish, now drink like alcoholics
Work hard to make sure your nails are perfect, then celebrate with a drink.

ooooh, where are your nails oooooh, where the fuck are your nails.
If you're not wearing nails, you're not living up to your potential.

Active oval french tip, here's a sally beauty tip shave your arms, put on nails do not pass go, go straight to jail
A step-by-step guide to getting the perfect look, and a warning not to skip any steps!

super glue some bitch claws, or look like fucking Santa Clause scratch and sniff, take a whiff or put some fucking gloves on.
Having nails is a sign of power, and without them, you risk looking ridiculous or smelling bad.

Cat scratch fever, look like Sigourney Weaver Are you Joan Cleaver? or a Labrador Retriever Miss Visage got it right, keep your nails right and tight just the tip, pussy lip all eyes on you, you took the night.
A series of pop culture references encouraging you to have beautiful, well-kept nails that will catch everyone's attention.