Rude Customer
Albert Hammond Jr. Lyrics


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You, You ask for the bill
He brings you the change
You want him to go
but you just don't know his name [x2]

It's all just the same

It's a rule
You never thought that you wanted
Give it time
And you will see that you want to, want to
These words ain't solutions
For your one too many times
You got lucky
You're afraid to coexist
But you want to, want to

Want to, want to.

You, he wants you to be
He asks for his faults
He says we're alone
Don't you know you're the cause?

You, you ask for the bill
He tells you his name
You want him to go
But it won't feel the same

It's a rule
You never thought that you wanted
Give it time
And you will see that you want to, want to
These words ain't solutions
For your one too many times
You got lucky
You're afraid to coexist
But you want to, want to

It could be the change
You act rather strange
Could be your fault
You asked for his name





But did you ask for his name
I saw him let his down his guard

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Albert Hammond Jr.'s song Rude Customer are somewhat cryptic and open to interpretation. One possible interpretation is that the song is about missed opportunities for connection and communication with others. The opening lines describe a situation where the singer is out to eat and wants the waiter to leave, but doesn't even know his name. This highlights the lack of personal connection between people who are only interacting with each other in a transactional context.


Throughout the song, the theme of missed opportunities for connection is reiterated. The line "you got lucky, you're afraid to coexist, but you want to, want to" suggests that the singer is lucky to have any kind of interaction with others, but is afraid of connecting with them on a deeper level. This fear may stem from past experiences that have made the singer hesitant to open up to others. The chorus also repeats the idea that the singer doesn't know what they want, but that they may come to realize it given time.


The final lines of the song suggest that the singer may have missed the chance to connect with the waiter by not asking for his name. The phrase "I saw him let his down his guard" implies that there was some kind of emotional vulnerability that the singer could have potentially witnessed if they had engaged with the waiter on a more personal level. Overall, the song seems to be about the difficulty of navigating personal interactions and the missed opportunities for connection that can result from fear and mistrust.


Line by Line Meaning

You, You ask for the bill
The singer requests the check


He brings you the change
The waiter delivers the money owed


You want him to go
The singer wants the waiter to leave


but you just don't know his name [x2]
The artist doesn't know the waiter's name


It's all just the same
The situation is unremarkable


It's a rule
A rule is being established


You never thought that you wanted
The singer didn't realize they desired a certain outcome


Give it time
Patience is required to understand the situation


And you will see that you want to, want to
Eventually the artist will desire something without realizing it


These words ain't solutions
Words don't solve problems


For your one too many times
The singer has dealt with this issue before


You got lucky
The situation could have turned out worse


You're afraid to coexist
The singer is hesitant to engage with others


But you want to, want to
Despite fear, the singer still desires social interaction


You, he wants you to be
The waiter desires the singer to act a certain way


He asks for his faults
The waiter wants to know his mistakes


He says we're alone
The waiter feels isolated


Don't you know you're the cause?
The singer is responsible for the waiter's emotion


He tells you his name
The waiter discloses his identity


But it won't feel the same
The situation is altered by the revelation of the waiter's name


It could be the change
Change may be necessary


You act rather strange
The artist's behavior is peculiar


Could be your fault
The singer may be the cause of the problem


You asked for his name
The artist requested the waiter's name


But did you ask for his name
The question is posed as to whether the singer truly sought to understand the waiter


I saw him let his down his guard
The waiter became vulnerable




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