Incredible
Ali G Lyrics

Wicked (a)
Extraordinary (a)

Wicked (a)
Exceptional (a)

Junglist massive!
Fans of jungle music unite!

Incredible!
Unbelievable!

Well big up
Shout out to

All the original junglist massive
All the dedicated fans of original jungle music

The original dancehall junglist dere
The authentic dancehall jungle music enthusiasts there

General Levy alongside the M-Beat
General Levy collaborating with the M-Beat

The world is in trouble
The world is facing problems

Ah what we tell dem murdera
Listen to what we're saying, murderer

It goes...
It proceeds...

I am the (a)
I am the (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incredible General
Amazing General

Sensational wah dem call me
Remarkable, that's what they call me

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incredible Gene...
Incredible Gene...

Said it, said it like...
Expressed it, expressed it like...

Yo!
Hey!

Mad de whole ah dem, I spin dem like a windmill
I make all of them crazy, I confuse them

New talk fi dem, Gwarn tella dem we got the skill
New words for them, go ahead and tell them we are talented

dance cyan nice unless we name pon de bill
The dance won't be good unless our name is on the billing

And the girls hear we voices like dem dreams get fulfill
And the girls hear our voices like their dreams are coming true

??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni chill
??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni chill

??? we nah sekkle we nah ???
??? we won't settle, we won't ???

Wah de want come see us say us must be sick and must be ill
What they want to see, they say we must be crazy and must be ill

Test the daddy M-Beat unnu better go write your will
Challenge the daddy M-Beat, you better go write your will

Come down!
Calm down!

Oh no mery...
Oh no mercy...

Say ah:
Say ah:

Booyaka booyaka
Attention attention

When the General ah pass
When the General is present

M-Beat run the dance
M-Beat controls the dance

We nah tek back nah talk
We won't take back or talk

Booyaka booyaka
Attention attention

Incredible!
Unbelievable!

Me stylee fi pon de mic ??? general
My style for the microphone is unmatched, general

Get pon brock (out) inna me style
Get amazed by my style

Wicked (a) original (a)
Extraordinary (a) unique (a)

Me-ni-me-ni brock (out)
Me-ni-me-ni amazes

Me-ni-me-ni skin
Me-ni-me-ni astonishes

Me nah (a) (a) or chat
I do not boast or chat

Me-ni-me-ni nah ??? send ah (a) (a)
Me-ni-me-ni doesn't ??? send ah (a) (a)

DJ to dem funeral
I DJ at their funeral

General Le-- (a) me-ni-me-ni-me nah pet (a)
General Le-- (a) me-ni-me-ni-me won't be afraid (a)

or (a) pam-- (a) --per (a)
or (a) pam-- (a) --per (a)

When we come in dancehall hold pon de mic ???
When we enter the dancehall, we capture the microphone ???

To de pinnacle
To the top

Looky looky DJ chat in me face me ah go (a) (a) bare chat
Looky looky, DJs talking in my face, I'm going to (a) (a) lots of talk

Cah we ah get dem critical, critical, critical
Because we receive critical acclaim, critical acclaim, critical acclaim

Come down!
Calm down!

Said it, said it like--
Expressed it, expressed it like--

Said it, said it like (a) (a) (a)
Expressed it, expressed it like (a) (a) (a)

Sensational!
Extraordinary!

Incredible
Unbelievable

Unstoppable
Unbeatable

Unbeatable
Irresistible

Invincible
Indomitable

As beneficial
Highly advantageous

Respected by man
Highly respected by everyone

And loved by gyal
And loved by girls

Come me (a) (a) inna de place we get dem (hys) terical
Come with me in the place, we drive them hysterical

Cah me (a) (a) style is (o) riginal
Because my style is original

Junglist massive
Fans of jungle music unite

Hear dis!
Listen to this!

Say wah
Say what

(a) (a) icky icky (a) (a) mmm
(a) (a) fantastic (a) (a) mmm

M-Beat him come fe mad dem
M-Beat comes to make them crazy

(a) (a) icky icky (a) (a) mmm
(a) (a) fantastic (a) (a) mmm

General him come fe mad dem
General comes to make them crazy

Yo!
Hey!

Mad de whole ah dem
Drive all of them crazy

I spin dem like a windmill
I confuse them like a windmill

New talk fi dem
New words for them

Gwarn tella dem we got the skill
Go on, tell them we have the skill

dance cyan nice unless we name pon de bill
The dance won't be good unless our name is on the billing

And the girls hear we voices like dem dreams get fulfill
And the girls hear our voices like their dreams are coming true

??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni chill
??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni ??? me-ni-me-ni chill

??? we nah sekkle we nah ???
??? we won't settle, we won't ???

Wah de want come see us say us must be sick and must be ill
What they want to see, they say we must be crazy and must be ill

Test the General unnu better go write your will
Challenge the General, you better go write your will

becah
because

(a) (a) icky icky (a) (a) mmm
(a) (a) fantastic (a) (a) mmm

Wicked, wicked (a)
Extraordinary, extraordinary (a)

Boh (wicked) boh boh
Wow (extraordinary) wow wow

(a) (a) icky icky (a) (a) mmm
(a) (a) fantastic (a) (a) mmm

Wicked, wicked (a)
Extraordinary, extraordinary (a)

(wicked) Boh (wicked) boh boh
(extraordinary) Wow (extraordinary) wow wow

I am the (a)
I am the (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incredible Gene--
Incredible Gene--

Booyaka
Attention

Said it, said it like (a) (a) (a)
Expressed it, expressed it like (a) (a) (a)

Sensational wah dem call me
Remarkable, that's what they call me

I am the (a)
I am the (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incred (a)
Incred (a)

Incredible Gene--
Incredible Gene--

Booyaka
Attention

Said it, said it like (a) (a) (a)
Expressed it, expressed it like (a) (a) (a)

Sensational so wah
Remarkable, that's what

Said it, said it, said it, said it...
Expressed it, expressed it, expressed it, expressed it...

Watch out
Be careful

Talking about General
Referring to General

Unnu must be sick unnu must be fraud
You must be crazy, you must be a fraud

Dis de General
This is the General

Unnu better cock up and ride
You better prepare yourself and go with the flow

Talking about ???
Referring to ???

You ah cold like salad
You are unexciting like salad

When de M-Beat come
When the M-Beat arrives

Unnu better cock up and brock
You better prepare yourself and break out

Stop play tune
Stop playing music

Word pon farm yard
Spread the word in the neighborhood

Stand up and we drop it like
Stand up and we release it like

Between people cars
Amongst the crowd

You diss ???
You insult ???

We ah still two teachers
We are still two teachers

Dis de General
This is the General

You get the critical ward
You receive the critical award

Me nah come fe ramp
I don't come to cause trouble

with the riddim and the riddim ah ramp, nah ramp with de riddim at all
with the rhythm and the rhythm is exciting, not exciting with the rhythm at all

Come General General Levy wit de computer tongue, wah me do
Come General General Levy with the skillful speech, what can I do

Talk to de boys anna talk to de girls anna talk to de woman anna talk to de men
Talk to the boys and talk to the girls and talk to the woman and talk to the men

Talk to de bredren anna talk to de young generation
Talk to the brothers and talk to the young generation

I give them ??? sound ??? (wicked, wicked)
I give them ??? sound ??? (extraordinary, extraordinary)

and I ??? suck it in ??? (wicked, wicked)
and I ??? suck it in ??? (extraordinary, extraordinary)

Phenomenon one General system wit de computer tongue, wah me do (wicked, wicked)
Phenomenon one General system with the skillful speech, what can I do (extraordinary, extraordinary)

??? (wicked, wicked)
??? (extraordinary, extraordinary)

Some of dem ah wee and
Some of them are small

Some of dem ah tall
Some of them are tall

Some of dem ah jook
Some of them are sharp

Some of dem ah chump
Some of them are foolish

Some of dem ah addict for the coke and ah bawl fi the crack and ah cry for the ???
Some of them are addicted to coke and cry for the crack and cry for ???

wah me do
what can I do

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Expressed it, expressed it like (a) (a) (a)