Private Eye
Alkaline Trio Lyrics


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I dragged this lake looking for corpses
Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
Don't lie
And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
That has no alibi
New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven
I watched flies fuck on channel eleven
There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink
Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink
And there's no ring on the phone anymore
There's no reason to call I passed out on the floor
Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry
But at the right place at the right time
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
And I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
For anyone but me
And at the right place at the right time
It will have been worth it to stand in line
And you won't have to stop




Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me
Your private eye

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Private Eye" by Alkaline Trio depict the persona of a private detective who is desperate to find a suspect for a crime. The detective describes how he has searched for clues meticulously, from dragging the lake to dusting for prints and prying up floorboards. He also talks about pieces of planes and black box recorders which could give him some information about a suspect who has no alibi. The detective is preoccupied with his senses that can sense DNA even on barbed wire fences. He longs for a suspect and is hopeful that someday he will find one.


The second verse shifts in tone and talks about New Year's Eve, which was as boring as heaven for the detective. The absence of partying led to the detective watching flies mate on channel eleven, and he has no one to kiss or drink with. The thought of being alone and the realization that no one cares makes him feel vulnerable. However, the right place and right time could be his salvation, and he would have found what he was looking for. The detective describes his compulsion to keep up his fucked-up habits for himself and not for anyone else. He references the phrase "I love cops" and how it's not something that matters to him, but it's an obsession that his clients have.


Line by Line Meaning

I dragged this lake looking for corpses
I searched the lake for bodies


Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
I searched for clues and evidence by dusting for prints and prying up the floorboards


Pieces of planes and black box recorders
I found pieces of airplanes and black box recorders


Don't lie
Don't deny the truth


And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses
I've been obsessed with these twisted thoughts and feelings


That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
That detect DNA on barbed wire fences


Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
Maybe someday I'll find a suspect


That has no alibi
Who can't prove their innocence


New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven
New Year's Eve was very dull


I watched flies fuck on channel eleven
I watched flies mate on TV


There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink
There was no one to kiss and nothing to drink


Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink
Except some old milk that had gone bad and was left in the sink


And there's no ring on the phone anymore
The phone doesn't ring anymore


There's no reason to call I passed out on the floor
There's no reason to call because I passed out on the floor


Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry
I smoked a lot and drank until I was severely dehydrated


But at the right place at the right time
But in the perfect situation


I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
I'll be mistaken and you'll be alright


And I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
And I won't have to stop doing questionable things


For anyone but me
For anyone other than myself


And at the right place at the right time
And in the perfect situation


It will have been worth it to stand in line
It will be worth it to wait in line


And you won't have to stop
And you won't have to refrain


Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me
From saying "I love cops" for anyone other than myself


Your private eye
Your own personal investigator




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Written by: DANIEL MICHAEL ANDRIANO, MATHEW THOMAS SKIBA, MIKE FELUMLEE

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