Their hideous visage invokes terror into all mankind. Godless, malformed beasts who only speak in blasphemy. Their doctrine of wickedry and horror is spoken behind grotesque masks made of stitched together putrid flesh. The faces they carry with them beyond death. The Forever Face.
The trinity walk about the land like a plague. The evil they rapidly spread is their pestilence. Coercing and manipulating humankind through strange audio recordings and cryptic preaching. Those who fall under their spell are ripped of their souls and consumed by pure evil. These most devout zealots of the church are known as Xuligans. Their numbers grow by the second. Infiltrating the underground and society, their mission is to spread the dark message of Xul at all cost.
The Olde Gods beckon to you. Will you heed their call? Madness, terror and blood await.
Evil is here. The wicked has returned. Praise be to the Almighty.
Necronomicream
Alla Xul Elu Lyrics
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Do you feel like sometimes you need a topical ointment
to spread over your naked, shaking body
as you violently scream backwards prayer to the olde gods
well, do I have a product for you
doctor prescribed Necronomicream
Some side effects may occur such as
levitation, dramatic increase in toenail growth
loss of teeth and dignity
insatiable cravings for raw hotdogs
hatred for modern gods
murderous farts
continuous brain aneving with some urisms
arthritis in your dick
talking belly buttons
nuclear diarrhea
exploding nipples
solar flares and chicken pox
if any of these symptoms occur
consult your local witch doctor or drug dealer immediately
The lyrics of "Necronomicream" by Alla Xul Elu explore the idea of people feeling hopeless and purposeless in their existence. The singer suggests the use of a product called Necronomicream, which is presumably a topical ointment that people can apply to their bodies. This product is said to invoke the olde gods through violent screams of prayer. The song seems to be a parody of pharmaceutical commercials where products are marketed as solving problems that may not exist. The bizarre and absurd list of side effects that are listed in the lyrics emphasizes this parody. On the other hand, the lyrics also seem to poke fun at the idea of cults and their ability to influence their followers to engage in risky and dangerous behavior.
The lyrics highlight the many strange and disturbing side effects associated with Necronomicream, including random reverse erections, insatiable cravings for raw hot dogs, and talking belly buttons. The mention of hatred for modern gods and murderous farts further emphasizes the cultish and dangerous nature of the product. Additionally, the side effect of arthritis in your dick seems to be a joke on the dangerous side effects of random supplements that claim to help erectile dysfunction.
Overall, the lyrics of "Necronomicream" by Alla Xul Elu criticize the culture of being marketed products that make false promises to cure people's problems, as well as poke fun at cultish behaviors and the dangers associated with them.
Line by Line Meaning
Do you feel like your existence is pointless and hopeless
Do you ever feel like your life has no purpose and you're just going through the motions?
Do you feel like sometimes you need a topical ointment
Have you ever thought about using a cream to relieve yourself of some discomfort?
to spread over your naked, shaking body
To apply it all over your exposed, trembling skin.
as you violently scream backwards prayer to the olde gods
As you shout prayers in reverse to the ancient deities.
well, do I have a product for you
Well, I have just the product that could help you out!
doctor prescribed Necronomicream
It's called Necronomicream, and it's been approved by a physician.
Some side effects may occur such as
However, be aware that there may be some side effects like
random reverse erections
unpredictable erections that go in reverse
levitation, dramatic increase in toenail growth
floating off the ground and your toenails growing at an alarming rate
loss of teeth and dignity
your teeth and sense of pride may be lost
insatiable cravings for raw hotdogs
you could have an unquenchable desire for uncooked hot dogs
hatred for modern gods
you may begin to feel a strong dislike towards contemporary deities
murderous farts
flatulence that could be lethal
continuous brain aneving with some urisms
a constant headache and some unfamiliar seizures
arthritis in your dick
painful inflammation in your genitalia
talking belly buttons
your navel may start speaking to you
nuclear diarrhea
extremely explosive diarrhea
exploding nipples
your nipples may burst
solar flares and chicken pox
you might experience sun eruptions and chicken pox simultaneously
if any of these symptoms occur
If any of these symptoms are experienced
consult your local witch doctor or drug dealer immediately
please promptly seek advice from a witch doctor or illicit pharmaceutical salesperson
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Jarrod Lee Johnson, Joseph P. Bailey, William Earl Cox
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