Momentous Day-
Alphacat Lyrics

My fellow Americans, I am here and happy to say
The singer is addressing the American citizens and is glad to make an announcement.

We can celebrate on this Momentous day
The American people can rejoice on this significant occasion.

Now look, let me be clear
The following statement is going to be straightforward and unambiguous.

Osama Bin Laden... We caught 'em and he's outta here
The notorious terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been caught and eliminated.

It's lights out for the hide and seek champion
Osama Bin Laden is compared to a hide-and-seek champion who is now defeated and eliminated.

We found him hiding in a dusty looking mansion
The American intelligence located Bin Laden in a run-down mansion.

So we sent a team and they rolled up on his "mans and 'em"
A team was dispatched to the mansion where Bin Laden was hiding with his associates.

And sent him nighty night with a permanent justice laced ambien
Osama Bin Laden was eliminated with no chance of reviving, as part of the justice served upon him.

Our intelligence is fly, they put in a lot of work...
The American intelligence gathering was exceptional and extensive.

Using all resources, shouts out to Google Earth
The intelligence community utilized all available resources, including Google Earth which helped in locating the target.

Watch for months like an eagle eyeing a rat in the dirt
The intelligence community closely monitored Bin Laden's hideout for several months, like an eagle on the lookout for its prey.

Then returned the favor, brought terror right to his own turf
The American forces repaid the terrorist's atrocities by striking at his home ground.

'Team 6' showed up in choppers, it was so cash
The elite 'Team 6', arrived in helicopters with exceptional military precision.

Lit his house with red dots like it had a rash
The American forces highlighted the house with targeting lasers, creating a red rash-like appearance.

Navy SEALs dashed inside, left their heads spinning...
The Navy SEALs launched an assault on the mansion with lightning speed, which left Bin Laden's associates bewildered.

Then flew off into the night screaming "Duh, winning!"
The American forces, after their successful mission, left triumphantly and confidently with a reference to a popular catchphrase.

Al Qaeda, look, our message is clear
The American administration is sending a clear message to Al Qaeda.

Don't get it twisted, we refuse to live here in fear
The American people refuse to live in fear and will continue to fight against terrorism.

No matter how long it takes we're right behind you...
The American forces are determined to pursue Al Qaeda for as long as it takes to eradicate terrorism.

Like Antoine Dodson said, "We gon' find you!"
The artist is referencing a viral video, as a reminder to Al Qaeda that they will be found and brought to justice.

Some members of Al Qaeda just won't admit...
Some Al Qaeda members refuse to accept that their leader has been taken out.

They don't believe we got him...
The artist is highlighting the denial of some Al Qaeda members about the successful mission by American forces.

They say it's not legit
The Al Qaeda members believe that the announcement of Bin Laden's elimination is false and not legitimate.

They got nervous cause they know they took a major hit
Some Al Qaeda members are worried and anxious because they know they suffered a significant loss.

They're on that 'Donald Trump' they wanna see the death certificate
Some Al Qaeda members are in denial and demand to see proof of Bin Laden's death, similar to the demands made by Donald Trump for former president Barack Obama's birth certificate.

Pakistan's ambassador mad... He can have a seat
The Pakistani ambassador is upset about the American operation but is not in a position to challenge the outcome.

How'd you not know Bin Laden was living right down the street?
The American speaker is questioning the Pakistani government's intelligence, as Bin Laden was found living near their military academy.

We went down low and did it my way...
The American administration pursued the mission covertly and executed it their way.

'We we so excited' and it ain't even Friday
The artist is referencing the infamous viral video, expressing excitement about the mission's success.

We played that hard ball. Warfare rugby
The American forces played aggressively, like a hard-hitting sports team, to defeat the enemy.

We had to cause Osama's agenda was fugly
The American forces had to be firm and decisive, as Bin Laden's agenda was ugly and threatening.

I hope you're cozy in hell in a gasoline snuggie...
The artist hopes Bin Laden is suffering in hell, describing it as a burning and uncomfortable place.

For the record right now you ain't messing with my dougie!
The artist is showing off confidence, referencing a popular dance move, implying that nobody can threaten the United States.

Al Qaedans all mad how we pulled off that coup...
The Al Qaeda members are angry about America's successful military operation.

But hater's gonna hate... You just mad cause I'm stylin' on you
The singer is dismissing the anger of Al Qaeda members, implying that they are envious of American power and style.

You wasted decades on a jihad excursion, just to find out on the other side...
The artist is criticizing Al Qaeda's mission, implying that they spent decades on a misguided mission, with no rewards.

You ain't got no virgins
The singer is referencing the misguided expectation of some Al Qaeda members that they will be rewarded in the afterlife with virgins.

America we won the battle, but the war is still on
The singer is acknowledging the success of the mission, but is also aware that the war on terror is not over yet.

We'll fight for the freedom with our flag still flying strong
The American people will continue to fight for their freedom and their flag will remain a symbol of their strength and bravery.

That's all I gotta say I'm heading back to the situation room
The artist has finished his statement and is returning to the situation room.

Oh, that will be two terms, please. Thank You!
The artist is ending his speech by indicating his successful tenure as the President and suggesting that he will win another term.